The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity.
One ambitious but nervous boy knocked on a door and a sour-faced lady
came to the door and asked, "What do you want, Sonny?"
"D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m- ma'am?" he
"Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would drink
beer?" replied the lady.
"S-s-sorry, Ma'am," replied the boy. "W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"
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