>In amongst all the heavy stuff humor must go on, so I hope this tickles
>Subject: The New Hospital
>Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 22:21:54 +0800
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> Subject: The New Hospital
>When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their
>hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists
>preferred no rash moves.
>The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
>thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians
>stated they were labouring under a mis-conception.
>The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the Pathologists
>yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
>The Psychiatrists thought it was madness, the Surgeons decided to wash
>their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right
>The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic
>Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
>The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the
>scheme wouldn't hold water.
>The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas, and the
>Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole who
>didn't give a crap.
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