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{Recent UNC Exam Question}

If big elephants have big trunks,
what do small elephants have???

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{Weekend Riddles}

1) A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his
nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the
rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the
order by interchanging feet and inches. As a result of
this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that
the man wanted. What length did he want and what length
did he get?

2) My first is in ocean but not in sea
My second in milk but not in me
My third in three but not in throw
My fourth in vow but not in crow
My fifth in eight but not in night
My last in wrong and also right
My whole is praise for thoughts for men
Or women, too, or tongue or pen.
What am I?

3) What is the lowest number which, when written out in words,
requires the five vowels A, E, I, O and U, once each, in its spelling.

4) Candace is Jane's daughter's aunt's husband's daughter's
sister. What is the relationship between Candance and Jane?

5) I am something that nothing is,
but yet I have a name.
I am sometimes tall and sometimes short.
And I play in every game.
What am I?

6) Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.

What has just been described?

7) Some try to hide, some try to cheat,
but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name,
I promise you'll know, when I do claim.
What am I?

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{The Mailman}

What did the mailman
why her mail was soggy?

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The most striking thing about the role of women in the
life and teaching of Jesus is the simple fact that they are
there. Jesus stepped into a world that largely discriminated
against women. Women were forbidden to go beyond a certain
point in the Temple; they were excluded from conversations
in public and restricted to roles as spectators. Jesus not only
rejected this practice, He radically acted in opposition to it.

He shocked His disciples by talking to those who typically were
rejected--a hemorrhaging woman on the road, a Samaritan
drawing water at the well. He brushed aside every discrimination
and injustice, and received the courageous women who were a part
of every event outlined in the New Testament.

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{What To Do With The Messes We've Made}

A family on vacation. Nobody feels especially like doing the
usual chores, like picking up the mess. Besides, there's that
"room fairy" who comes while you're out and magically makes
it all better, right? Unfortunately, "room fairies" only work
when you're away from home. They don't do your house for
you. Have you noticed? My friend, Mike Silva, was staying
with his family at a hotel in Nigeria when they heard a knock
at the door. Mike opened it and found a smiling Nigerian
gentleman standing there ready to clean the room. That
was no small order. They were pretty embarrassed because
of all the travel bags and curling irons and crumpled clothing
sprawled across their unmade beds. And the bathroom floor
was carpeted with beautiful wet towels. Mike apologized pro -
fusely, but the young man put him at ease. He said, "No problem,
sir. For this reason I have come, to put your things in order."

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Num    Perc.  Country Name

195    46.65% United States
42      10.05% United Kingdom
35        8.37% Belgium
18        4.31% Australia
16        3.83% Israel
15        3.59% South Africa
12        2.87% India
8          1.91% Bermuda
8          1.91% Slovakia
8          1.91% France
7          1.67% Macedonia
6          1.44% Zimbabwe
6          1.44% Unknown -
6          1.44% Italy
4          0.96% Greece
3          0.72% Norway
2          0.48% Germany
2          0.48% Sweden
2          0.48% China

Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that I
may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."

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