Recent Rants - The Dark Side of V-Day Abound
A Chick's Rant from Feb 1:
Valentine's Day sucks for women, too. Just because there's chocolate
doesn't mean it still doesn't suck. Lots of us don't have dates and
have to buy our own fucking chocolate anyhow. And then we just get
fatter than we already are. So it just sucks. Thanks for listening.
Wendy's Rant Sent Feb 3:
Why do we have this so-called "holiday"? Because the card, candy,
stuffed animal companies (& florists) want to make more money, and
also to make those of us unattached persons feel like worthless
wretches, that's WHY!!
I sent out three ( 3!! ) cards to "friends" and 1 to my folks..guess
who was the only ones to respond? Wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't in my
How to enjoy this day? Do as I do:
Rent My Bloody Valentine, Valentine, or as a last resort, The St.
Valentine's Day Massacre. Capone knew how to celibrate this "holiday".
Play certin songs. Love Stinks by J. Geils is perfect. Should really
be the official anthem for this "holiday".
Get some candy for yourself. No one else is gonna get it for ya!
SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!
Krista's Rant Sent Feb 11:
Valentine's Day SUCKS! Being a female does not automatically make me
love Valentine's Day. We get pissed off about being alone on a
"holiday" that celebrates love and realtionships just as much as any
guy. Weather you are a guy or a girl doesn't make a difference.
Lonliness is lonliness and it doesn't matter your gender. It hurts to
be remineded that you aren't celebrating and aren't being celebrated
on a holiday that is supposed to be about love. Valentine's is now
what I make it to be. Valentine's Day is now a "holiday" meant for
getting crocked and not giving a flying fu*k that you are not in a
relationship. It will happen for us when it's supposed to. So until
then, raise you glasses, bottles, or cans, and say "FUCK OFF Saint
Nathan's Rant Sent Feb 11:
Its pretty sad i have a girlfriend and you think i would be out doing
something with her today on valentine's day, but she basically told me
to just fuck of and she made plans with her friends and didnt even ask
me if i wanted to do a damn thing today, so here i sit alone on the
worst day of the year, yes valentines day really does SUCK!
Another Rant Sent Feb 7:
Valentine's Day is the worst! Every Valentine's Day I have known
whether I had a significant other or have been alone has totally
sucked. If you have a guy in your life they just buy you things so you
will have sex with them and they always assume you wear a size "small"
in any lingeree they buy you, so you end up spilling out of the outfit
which of course the guy loves! I tried to cheer myself up today since
it's the day before V-Day and I am single. I went to get a pedicure
and manicure and ended up surrounded by women bragging about where
their boyfriends were taking them on the BIG DAY. So I got bummed out
that I have no plans and decided to go buy myself some cute sleepwear
at a lingeree store. I ended up sidestepping around confused men
picking out lingeree for their wives/girlfriends or whatever. I
actually saw a guy tell his wife the ugly 100% red polka dot botton
down pajama outfit she tried on was sexy! He had to be lying b/c they
were totally GROOVY and geeky looking! I guess a guy can't say the
wrong thing the day before Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day Day sucks
b/c the guys are in it to get sex and the girls just want to brag to
their friends how big their gift was or how expensive the retaurant
was. CUPID BITES!!!!!!!!
Ginger's Rant Sent Feb 1:
I'm chick, I've never been single for Valentines day until this year.
So all you "Happy Couples" BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS !!!! How's that for
Happy Fucking Valentines day ?
Jenna's Rant Sent Feb 8:
VALENTINES IS THE MOST POINTLESS OVERRATED OVERPRICED HOLIDAY IN THE
YEAR. IT IS A TOTAL GIMMICK TO SUCKER PEOPLE INTO SPENDING MONEY
BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE IN "LOVE " WHICH IN FACT THERE IS NO SUCH
THING AS "LOVE " ITS JUST A HUMAN INSTINCT WE HAVE TO FEEL WANTED AND
TO RAISE OUR SELFESTEAM! AND YES IM JUST ONE OF THOSE BITCHY GIRLS
WITH NO VALETINES DATE BUT I DONT WANT ONE ANYWAY SO SCREW GUYS!
Andrew's Rant Sent Feb 10:
yeah this is a big time rant, ok so get this, last year on febuary
14th i confess my love for a beautiful blonde girl who of course i
swept off her feet, great mushy story right? ha! bullshit! 11 days
ago, i guess that would have been the 1st of febuary, she decides to
dump me and while she's at it rip my still beating heart from my
chest, hell i dunno what to do now, i dunno whether to give it another
shot or tell thid damn holiday to eat it and go drown my troubles in a
nice bottle o rum....hmmmm...rum or possible heartbreak????...RUM!!!
hell yeah! fuck girls! fuck hallmark! and fuck those stupid flowers
that theyre always pushing on the guys! hahahaha yes! join the
movement and say fuck you saint valentine!!! shine on you crazy
Joseph Wrote on Jan 17:
What's worse than not having a date for Valentines day - never having
a date for Valentines day. I don't even think there should be such a
thing as Valentines day in the first place, but it doesn't exactly
make me feel any better knowing that it does exist and I am alone.
Valentines is just another insincere occasion to "prove" your love to
someone else - as if paying for dinners/ movies/ dates and christmas &
birthday presents isn't enough we have to have a whole day devoted to
proving our love to the women in our lives. Yes women made this
holiday what it is, so they could either be ecstatic or suffer and eat
chocolate, kind of ironic huh? If it was up to guys there would be no
Valentines day. All it does is remind people like me that there's love
out there, which isn't actually too comforting when you're alone.
Knowing that there's love out there and you don't have any makes you
feel like there's something wrong with you - as anyone who has ever
heard the "you'll find the right guy/girl someday" speech knows all
too well. And all this is for a holiday celebrating a guy who got fed
to lions hundreds of years ago - seems appropriate doesn't it?