--- In FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
, "De-ane Bailey" <db901@...> wrote:
> Rev. Jerry Falwell Dies At 73
> A Liberty University executive says the Rev. Jerry Falwell has died
> Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jerry Falwell's Answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to
the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrases like "the other side."