Doesn't count. You have to kill yourself with your own stupidity to get
the Darwin Award (so named because the recipients have improved the human gene
pool by permanently removing themselves from it). Living through your stupidity
might get you an honourable mention but not the actual
who truly believes the Chirurgeonate should be issued a TSTL stamp to apply to
the foreheads of some of our um clients.
laughing and groaning at the same time.
A friend just sent me this
and thought you would be interested too.
2006 Personal Account:
Pennsic 35 : Darwin at Pennsic Did I ever hear an earful! Last year, a
knight fell 'dead' on the field, after a minor body blow. Come to find out,
his appendix was removed last weekend, and he's still 'stapled shut' from
http://DarwinAwards .com/personal/ personal2006- 01.html?email
35 - even confirmed by Darwin!!!
Edmund de La Haye