A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 3, 2002 5:12 am
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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 8, 2002 10:20 am
576
"Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy, to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter, and to lead but not manipulate." ~ William Arthur...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 9, 2002 12:09 am
577
I am convinced that attitude is the key to success or failure in almost any of life's endeavors. Your attitude - your perspective, your outlook, how you feel...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 9, 2002 6:02 am
578
Kids' Answers To Questions About LOVE! <http://www.send4fun.com/childs.gif> How do people fall in love? "One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 10, 2002 12:14 am
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The Talking Monkey <http://www.00fun.com/cop2.gif> A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 17, 2002 10:43 am
580
A Glass Of Milk <http://www.quickinspirations.com/stories/images/milk3.gif> <http://www.quickinspirations.com/stories/images/milk3.gif> ...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 18, 2002 2:02 am
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Hilarious Signs <http://www.00fun.com/plumb.gif> On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 18, 2002 7:58 am
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A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 20, 2002 1:57 pm
583
Alkisah seorang gadis berambut pirang yang cantik mendatangi front-desk Perpustakaan Umum. "Mbak, minggu yang lalu saya meminjam sebuah buku, tapi itu adalah...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 21, 2002 12:48 am
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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're...
Kafi Kurnia
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Aug 29, 2002 8:48 pm
585
This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 4, 2002 6:32 am
586
"The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else." ~...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 5, 2002 10:15 am
587
Tanggal tujuah baleh Mai 1998, diadokan upacaro bandero di Kampuang Nareh Pariaman. Kapala Kampuang kabatulan pai dipanggil Camat, lalu inspektur upacaro...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 5, 2002 10:16 am
588
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 7, 2002 9:25 am
589
Top 10 things to do to telemarketers! 10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 8, 2002 2:42 am
590
An old lady stood at the railing of a cruise ship, holding on tight to her hat so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said,...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 8, 2002 4:25 pm
591
MEN'S RULES We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. These are their rules! Please note ... these are all...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 11, 2002 2:13 am
592
Semoga bermanfaat. ... From: sukses@... [mailto:sukses@...] Subject: [soulful] Bersikap Apa Adanya Bersikap Apa Adanya. Tanpa sadar banyak...
Noor Endah MC
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Sep 11, 2002 2:29 am
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dari dua macam manusia bijak..., kira 2X termasuk yg mana yaaaaa gue ...? ... From: Noor Endah MC Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 9:29 AM Subject:...
Bambang Giri Triantono
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Sep 11, 2002 7:12 am
594
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 11, 2002 5:20 pm
595
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 12, 2002 11:10 am
596
"Of all superstitions, perhaps the most pervasive -- and yet least explicable -- is the aversion to the number thirteen. Many buildings (particularly hotels)...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 13, 2002 11:21 am
597
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river,...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 14, 2002 4:26 am
598
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 15, 2002 5:03 pm
599
Too often we are scared. Scared of what we might not be able to do. Scared of what people might think if we tried. We let fears stand in the way of our hopes. ...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 16, 2002 7:21 am
600
The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane: Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless you have previously...
Kafi Kurnia
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Sep 28, 2002 9:39 am
601
Wan Abud yang duda belum lama ini kawin lagi sama Mpok Salme, janda bahenol dari Mampang. Rupanye Wan Abud kecantol sama goyangan bibir Mpok Salme yang yahud...
Kafi Kurnia
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Oct 11, 2002 4:33 am
602
Kafi Kurnia
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Oct 17, 2002 5:34 am
603
REQUIEM duka yang menerjang kita malam ini, telah menjadi penjara abadi, yang mengunci semua duka, dan kesedihan yang ada, semua mimpi kita, telah hangus dan...