Now that Rossmoor is showing movies in the new Peacock Hall, perhaps they can track down a classic old Laurel and Hardy film with this plot (the preposterous nature of which is guaranteed to engender a smile):
L&H are attempting to move a piano along a thin, rickety footbridge that connects two Alpine mountaintops. Swaying precariously in the wind, the bridge is so high up that the view downward is sickening. Approaching L&H on the other side of the dilapidated little footbridge is a gorilla.
They don't make them like that anymore.
Gilbert Doubet
Saklan Indian Drive