Dedicated to the morons; the morons who personify EVERY conceivable negative stereotype about men pursuing long-term relationships with women from the former-Soviet Union. They go by many nicknames, aliases and imaginary cyber friends (mostly) of their own making, but "Weasel" is a label they consistently EARN through their words and misdeeds.

And while their ancestry may originate from similarly fetid, contaminated gene (cess) pools, they differ in some notable ways. For example, Weasel S. was spreading his twisted mayhem long before Woo's escape from the looney bin - yet Woo has exhibited very similar Weasel-like character-issues. Hence, our theory that Woo could possibly be Weasel S's bastard step child.