For years the human race has done nothing but cooporate with these creatures, and we have made every effort to coexist. We have recieved little to nothing in return. I find the present situation unacceptable, and I urge you all to take up arms and protect what is sacred to us all.

Many of you will be embarking on this crusade with me. You won't all be coming back. But I can assure you that if you choose not to fight, you will lie on your death bed some day, and wish you had the chance to die for a cause as noble as this.

I will not rest until this planet has been cleared of all Wombats. God speed gentlemen, and good luck.