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INDEX
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=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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The Nike "swoosh" logo was designed by a University of
Oregon student in 1964 -4 yeas after business undergrad
Phil Knight and track coach Bill Bowerman founded the
company they originally called Blue Ribbon Sports. The
student got $35 dollars for her design...
Did You Know that Winston Churchill's mother, the former
New York socialite Jennie Jerome, invented the Manhattan
cocktail -a mix of whiskey and sweet vermouth.
A 38-year old bakery worker in Hudsonville, Michigan
climbed into an industrial dishwasher to clean it out. The
machine, 8 feet long and 5 feet wide, managed to close
on him and start up. He banged on the door but couldn't
attract attention, and ended up spending two hours in the
180-degree wash cycle until co-workers released him.
He was kept a few hours in hospital for observation.
There are more than 200 satellites orbiting earth solely
for the purpose of private communications services,
including pagers, telephones, and computers.
A Taiwanese company that sells German-made electric
space heaters has come under considerable criticism for
an ad campaign featuring Adolf Hitler. The 6-foot-tall posters
show a smiling caricature of the Nazi leader in a khaki
uniform and black jackboots, his right arm raised high in a
salute. Above him is a white space heater and the slogan
"Declare war on the cold front!" The Hitler figure wears a
red band around his left arm with a white circle bearing
the name of the heater's manufacturer. "We decided to use
Hitler because as soon as you see him, you think of Germany,"
Yu-shan Shen, of the K.E. and Kingstone trading firm, said.
The ads have been abandoned due to negative feed back.
German customs agents at Frankfurt Airport made a huge
capture of illegal passengers: 1,300 Mexican spiders hidden
in the luggage of a French woman. The woman was arrested
on suspicion of smuggling a protected species. The value of
the hairy Mexican bird spiders was $14,000. Agents became
suspicious because the woman had an unusually large
amount of luggage for the short trip she had been on. The
manner in which the luggage was packed alsoindicated
professional smuggling, a customs statement said.
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- Dave Barry
"If the CIA were smart, they'd give secret operations names like
'ARRRRRGH!', so when agents were captured and tortured, the
enemy would never figure it out."
- Jeff Fuqua
"One day, I'm gonna finally get up enough courage to actually go
skydiving, rather than just being thrown out of the plane like last
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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Syphilis, the venereal disease that devastated the Western
world until the advent of penicillin, was named for the
shepherd hero Syphilis, who contracted the disease in
a 16th century Italian epic poem.
A former psychology student from Venezuela jogged across
25 countries, covering more than 20,000 miles, in 3-1/2-year.
This made him the first person to run round the world. After
he had run 15 miles into his own war torn country he stopped
and turned back. He had just noticed that "There were tanks.
Everyone seemed to be in uniform and carrying a machine
gun. " Since leaving Piccadilly Circus in London on Dec. 7,
1996, he has been mugged in Pakistan, shot at in Russia
and jailed for five days in China as a suspected spy.
(Reuters)
Muslims in Oslo, Norway, applied for the right to call
worshipers to prayers, calling "Allahu akbar" ("God is
great") over loudspeakers. The neighborhood council
granted the request, to the delight of the World Islamic
Mission. A spokesman called this: a "victory of great
symbolic importance. It means our religion is respected
on the same lines as other religions." But to keep things
equal, the council also approved a request by The Norwegian
Heathen Society to summon members to their meetings
by calling out "There is no God" over the loudspeakers. (AP)
An Anchorage woman was charged for felony theft after she
collected more than $500 worth of cash and gifts from her
coworkers, who'd been told she was pregnant. She then
arranged for a memorial service for her imaginary stillborn
twins. She owes $854.50 to a local funeral home for the
service. Her attorney said the woman lied about being
pregnant because her husband put pressure on her to
become pregnant. (Anchorage Daily News)
A Sunday school teacher from Kent, UK, who had a hard
time keeping the attention of his pupils came up with some
competition of his students favorite game: Pokemon. He
invented "Power Cards".The new card set features 120
Bible characters which players can put up against each
other based on the character's faith, strength, flaws and
the number of times they are mentioned in the Bible, in
a game based on trumps. One character is missing,
however: Jesus. "Christians can get funny sometimes so
I didn't want to offend anyone," Tate said. Besides, "it
would defeat the purpose if Jesus was beaten by one
of the bad characters." (PA)
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Dear subscribers,
I am sending this issue from an Internet Cafe in San
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=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
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Californium is the world's most expensive substance. It
cost around 3.8 billion dollars per troy pound. It is used
as a portable source of neutrons for industrial and medical
applications.
Clerk Lee Johnson of the Li'L Cricket store in Spartanburg,
S.C., was robbed, he hit the silent alarm. When he saw a
car arrive out front, it was a sheriff's deputy responding to
the alarm. The robber didn't notice who drove up, so Johnson
asked if he could go tell the arriving "customer" the store
was closed. Sure, the robber said. Johnson went to the
door and let the deputy in to arrest Kim Meredith, 34, who
was charged with armed robbery.
In the exact moment that Anthony Garotinho, governor of
Rio de Janeiro, approached the microphone to start his
speech to 410 policemen about the new police cars,
passengers from a near bus started to yell. There had
been a robbery and the thief was escaping. Garotinho
tried to ignore the shouts and proceed with the speech,
but he finally quit and allowed Colonel Wilton Ribeiro,
commander of the police, to join the persecution. The
thief was caught and sent to jail in one of the brand
new cars.
In World War II, U.S. airmen put cans of ice cream mix
in the rear gunner's compartments of their B-29s. The
freezing temperatures of high-altitude flight, and the
plane's vibrations, made great ice cream!
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"A doctor advises a patient; 'You want to improve your love
life? Get some exercise. Run ten miles a day.' 2 weeks later,
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life since you have been running?' 'I don't know, I'm 140 miles
away.'"
- Henry Youngman
"Why yawning is contagious: you yawn to equalize the pressure
on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums
unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to
even it out."
- Omni
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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Dear subscribers,
A warm welcome again to another issue of WSE!
Most of you will have had your holiday by now. I hope
you enjoyed it. My holiday has yet to begin.
On the 18th September (that's on my 37th birthday),
I will travel to Spain, where I have rented a car for a
whole week to explore the beautiful area of Andalucia.
This means that next issue of your favorite E-zine will
be sent out from my laptop PC (hopefully) from a cosy
terrace, where I will enjoy the sun and a cold glass of
sangria while my lazy fingers hit those keys :-)
If anyone of you has ever been to Andalucia and has
some advice for me about cheap lodging or food (no,
this E-zine hasn't made me rich... yet :-) please, feel
free to send me your tips and addresses. It would be
much appreciated!
Why do I always have to deliver the good stuff, right?
Wasn't the Internet about sharing information? :-)
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about my pub!
In the meanwhile: "Olé!" :-)
Thanks for being here again, and happy reading!
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* WhOOt.com
They call it the Internet's premier prank call site. And
they are right! Constantly updated. Only the creme de
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* BrainFlower
This site is about ideas. Every person has some good
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* Childrens Bible Stories!
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WEIRD NEWS
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In Madrid, Spain, a man's desire for safe sex got him
stuck for hours. After a night out with his girlfriend, a
23-year old man put some coins into a condom
machine outside a pharmacy. When nothing came
out, he stuck his hand in the opening to try to pull the
condoms out. Two of his fingers became caught
inside, and for the next few hours he was the brunt
of humiliating comments from passers...
-Note: Got to be careful when I am in Spain :-)
Young women in Sweden, Germany, and Australia
have a new cause: they want men to sit down while
urinating. This demand comes partly from concerns
about hygiene -avoiding the splash factor- but, as
Jasper Gerard reports in the English Spectator,
"more crucially because a man standing up to urinate
is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and
by extension, degrading women." One argument is
that if women can't do it, then men shouldn't either.
Another is that standing upright while relieving oneself
is "a nasty macho gesture," suggestive of male violence.
A feminist group at Stockholm University is campaigning
to ban all urinals from campus, and one Swedish
elementary school has already removed them.
In Australia, an Internet survey shows that 17 percent of
those polled think men ought to sit, while 70 percent
believe they should be allowed to stand. Some Swedish
women are pressuring their men to take a stand, so
to speak. Yola, a 25-year-old Swedish trainee psych,
says she dumps boyfriends who insist on standing.
"What else can I do?" said her new boyfriend, who sits :-)
(U.S. News 08/21/00)
In the U.S., an X-ray machine installed in some airports,
allowing operators to scan people and look through their
clothing, has been under fire. A Customs Commissioner
defended the controversial machine. "People object to
being physically touched. In response to that we brought
in the scanners."
A 22 year old man pleaded innocent in court in Vermont,
to charges of cocaine possession. Then he filled out a
form requesting a public defender to represent him.
Occupation? "Selling drugs," he wrote on the form.
The judge granted the request for a public defender.
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you find
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower
on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit."
- Steven Wright
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass
away free and charge five dollars for the second
glass. The refill contained the antidote."
- Emo Phillips
"I have a map of the United States... actual size. It
says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer
folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I
hardly ever unroll it. When people ask me where I
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Issue #34
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of Weird Side E-zine.
Here's a story that I want to share with you...
Look, I am no gambler, and I don't want to persuade
anyone to challenge luck, but a few issues ago I told
you about this FREE jackpot web site that sent me a
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Thanks for being here again, and happy reading!
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Brett stops speaking!
From 1 September on, Brett Banfe from New Jersey
will avoid speaking for an entire year. Instead, he will
communicate solely by e-mail, facial expressions,
business cards and sign language. Brett hopes the
vow of silence will give him a chance to observe society
and learn about himself...
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* Just a Tip
If you've ever been wanting to tell someone how horrible
he/she smells or how bad they were in bed but were too
embarrassed to do it, these folks know your suffering and
have created a web site to ease it. The anonymous tips by
email and the solution kits are intended as a lighthearted
way to entertain you and your friends and make you better
people in the process. -Or not... :-)
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* The Fart Machine
The FartMatic is a flash4 downloadable toy which allows
you to make farty noises with a Wallace and Gromit style
machine. -Just keep your nose closed :-)
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WEIRD NEWS
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A British judge has granted a severely disabled man his
wish to die when he loses his means of communicating
by blinking his left eye. The man has communicated his
wish to doctors that his life-support machine should be
turned off if he becomes totally paralyzed and can no
longer move his eyelid...
A 28 year old man was apparently asleep in a dumpster
in Omaha, Nebraska, when a trash truck pulled up and
dumped his surroundings in its hopper, then continued
on its route. Several stops later, the driver heard someone
calling for help from the back of his truck. By that time, he
had turned on the truck's compacter 2 or 3 times. The
man was hospitalized with multiple fractures. (Reuters)
The twin towers of New Yorks World Trade Center
contain 208 elevators. Elevators rank as the safest form
of transportation, boasting only one fatality every 100
million miles traveled. Stairs, in comparison, are 5
times more dangerous.
Acapulco, Mexico. A fisherman off the coast of Mexico was
stabbed in the abdomen by a 10-foot swordfish he was
trying to catch. The giant marlin leapt from the waves
into the boat, and sent his sword through the man. He
was treated and under hospital observation. (CNN)
A 57 year old woman went to Universal Studios annual
Halloween Horror Nights haunted house attraction, but
got so scared by the ride that she is now suing the studio
asking $15,000 in damages for "extreme fear, emotional
distress and mental anguish."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me
before we met."
- Steven Wright
"Building a deck is NOT as hard as you think! I've
watched TV personality Bob Vila do it many times,
and he is a regular 'do-it-yourselfer' just like you,
except that he has knowledge, skill, an unlimited
budget and a large staff of experts."
- Dave Barry
"He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last
time we made love.' She says, 'Well I can - and that's
why we're not.'"
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of Weird Side E-zine.
You may be aware of the fact that I also publish a
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The Weird Site got itself a new bookstore. We teamed
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* The Tackiest Place In America Contest
"While driving across the country in May, 1995, I took
it upon myself to begin a quest for the most egregious
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* A STUDENT'S HISTORY OF THE WORLD
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* Donna, the Metal Sludge
"Jon Bon Jovi used to be a huge slut, but he's chilled
out a little, has good rhythm and will even wear 2
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WEIRD NEWS
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1961 was the last year that could be written both upside-
down and rightside-up and appear the same. Do you know
the date of the next year that this will also be possible?
Answer is below...
In Pochatello, Idaho, a 46-year-old female elementary
school principal was charged with misdemeanor trespass,
based on photographs taken by a former police dispatcher,
who had taken the pictures in order to find out who had
been running onto his property, defecating in his front yard
on Sundays. In a pre-trial conference the woman admitted
in front of several witnesses that she had indeed defecated
21 times on the mans lawn, as well as about 5 times on
the lawns of his neighbors.
Did you know that it takes eighteen minutes to cool
hot chocolate into a Hershey's Kiss?
Talking about hot chocolate... the microwave was invented
after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate
bar melted in his pocket.
A favorite hangout for prostitutes in 17th century London
was St. John's Park. Even though the gates were locked
at 10 p.m., 6,500 people had authorized keys (many
unauthorized keys were also in circulation.) At the time,
London had about 50,000 prostitutes...
While drug-sniffing dogs are trained to bark like crazy
at the first smell, bomb-sniffing dogs are trained to go
"passive" to prevent setting off noise sensors that can
cause an explosion.
-Answer: the year 6009
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WEBMASTER CORNER
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you loose
arguments with inanimate objects."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a politician, even
if you can't hear the tree or the screams, I'll bet you'd at
least hear the applause."
- Paul Tindale
"Every time I learn something new it pushes some old
stuff out of my brain. Like that time I took that home wine
making course and forgot how to drive."
- Homer Simpson
"Why worry about removing stains from the carpet? It's
so much easier to just remove anybody who notices the
stain in the first place."
- John Wagner
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service history. Information such as the automobiles service
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amount paid, and other key attributes may be entered.
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USER TIP
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Spending hours in front of your computer can place a
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of Weird Side E-zine.
It's amazing how fast our subscriber list grows in 2
weeks, but hey, do we moan about it? :-)
Today you can lay your hands on a full functional and
FREE graphics program, called WebPainter. This is
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and if this is not enough, they also show you how to
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If you have friends who you think may also benefit from
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-You tell others about your favorite E-zine, and we take
care of the rest :-)
I also want to recommend the completely updated Net
Detective 2000 Tool. This great piece of software now
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where you can do all kind of searches.
There are lots of interesting and fun sites in ND2000.
I use it at least once a day for various reasons and some
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If you are attempting to locate a person, your family history,
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* The Electric Chair
Is this the most "shocking" site on the Net? Read
how chair-technician Charlie maintains the chair,
or see some disturbing images. Not for the more
sensitive amongst us... hey, you're warned!
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* Daily Nonsense
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* NoseCam
Is it Art? Humor? Scathing Social Commentary?
Or is it a Senseless Waste of Bandwidth? It's up
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* What's that crawling under your skin?
Go to the web site, wait a moment until the spiral has
finished loading, and when it's spinning smoothly,
stare at the center of the spiral for about a minute.
Then look at the back of your hand... oops...
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EVITE
Now, this is a fun & easy way to get people together.
Suppose your birthday is coming up, and you want to
invite your friends for a party or a drink. (Don't forget to
ask me, ok? :-)
Well, now it's easy. You set up your own Evite page at
the web site, fill in your friends names, click a date on
the calendar, and with a few clicks, all your friends get
a message with your invitation in their email box.
You can spice up your invitations with graphics, choose
colors, backgrounds or even sounds. You can also ask
your invites specific questions, like how many people
they will bring along, or what time they expect to arrive.
You can enter your guest list and add a personal note,
preview, send or save your invitation for a later date. One
of the most time saving tools I've seen in a long time!
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WEIRD NEWS
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The Bombyx mori, a silkworm moth, has been cultivated
for so long that it can no longer exist without human care.
Because it has been domesticated, it has lost the ability
to fly.
Skiers and snowboarders in Silverplume, Colorado found
an ideal terrain near a highway that allows them to jump
over cars on the highway. Drivers saw skiers sailing 40
feet above them, jumping the 60-foot gap in the snow cut
by the road. (AP)
A TV-ad for a pest control company in Florida ran an
animated ad with a realistic-looking cockroach that
crawled across the TV-screen. A woman hurled a
motorcycle helmet at the bug, breaking her TV set,
and a woman from Greensboro, Maryland woke up
her neighbors late at night to come to her house to
hunt and kill the roach.
Bill Gates, big boss of Microsoft, formed a company to
sell a computerized traffic counting system to cities,
which made $20,000 its first year. Business dropped
sharply when customers learned that Gates was only
14 years old.
A man in Sydney, Australia, who wanted to quite smoking
bought an old fire truck, outfitted it with some camping
gear, said goodbye to his wife and drove off into the
western Australian desert. He returned six months
later. His family had long since reported him missing.
"I really needed to have a holiday, needed to get out
in the middle of nowhere where I just couldn't have
a smoke,'' the man said. (Reuters)
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WEBMASTER CORNER
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you have a
list of reasons why a beer is better than woman."
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Here's our much requested list of the best 100 drunken
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down
trees with your face."
- Dave Barry
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie
your shoes and wonder what else you can do while
you're down there."
- George Burns
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine
was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
- Bob Rubin
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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WebPainter 1.0 (3.8 MB) FREE!
WebPainter is a Web Graphics package. You can use
it to produce animated GIF's, animations for your web
pages or Windows Desktop. You can also export AVI-
files with it. WebPainter used to be "payware", but you
can now download it for FREE from the .net Magazine
web site. Get this excellent graphics package and then
read .net's tutorial for a helping hand!
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* Poncho Land
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* Obsessive Fan Sites
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* The Big dance List
If you like to see things and people shake, this URL will
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* The National Midget Resistance
"Midgets are evil beings from another dimension, sent
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are not? :-)
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Get some entertainment from Bitmagic.
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allows you to send portions to friends.
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WEIRD NEWS
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In New Orleans, two men first shouted, "Shut up, old
man!" and then attacked a building contractor who was
conducting business and speaking "too loudly" on his
cell phone in a McDonald's. Said the victim: "We had
Coke everywhere. We had hamburger flying. It was an
ungodly sight."
A man dropped off a roll of film to be developed at a Tesco
supermarket in England, but when store employees
looked at the resulting prints, they recognized the men
as the robbers who had raided the store two weeks before.
Police pounced when the man came back to pick up his
pictures. He had taken the photos of the gang and their
loot to "show friends in prison how well they were doing."
In ancient Greece, courtesans wore sandals with nails
studded into the sole so that their footprints would leave
the message "Follow me".
In Laval, Quebec, a number of people began to suspect
something when their husbands and boyfriends were
getting their hair cut a little too often. Police were contacted
and arrested eight people at le Salon Sex Symbol, where
hair stylists apparently stripped, performed exotic dances
and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair. The 28-year-old
owner and a client were both caught naked cutting hair and
covered in oil.
A British computer consultant who wants to end road rage
has developed a rear-window electronic sign, which can
flash messages such as "Thank You" and "Sorry" to other
cars. He has manufactured 4,000 of the displays so far,
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... suddenly EVERY
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole
purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women
over to your place by taxi."
- P. J. O'Rourke
"After Mama gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on
a pedestal... to keep Daddy away from her."
- Dolly Parton
"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he
sticks his head out when you're coming home his face
might burn up."
- Jack Handey
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Pryme is a handy program if you own a webcam and a web
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Welcome again to this E-zine. Nice to have you back.
My hometown Bruges has been invaded for 2 weeks with
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... why did nobody tell them that Belgium has some of the
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* Brain Candy Celebrity Quotes Collection
"Why not? Yeah." (Timothy Leary's last words before he
died on May 31, 1996.)
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* Reverse Text
Feeling paranoid? Then this is for you! Paste an email or
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* The Love Police
When you've had trouble in a relationship, the Love Police
were never around when you needed them. Not any more!
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* Walter wants to get laid...
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WEIRD NEWS
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Plainfield, Wisconsin. Thieves who stole the gravestone
of Ed Gein, the murderous farmhand and grave robber
who inspired the Norman Bates character in the Alfred
Hitchcock classic "Psycho," may try to find a buyer for
their booty on the Internet, authorities said. County Sheriff
Patrick Fox said he would not be surprised if the headstone
stolen from Gein's cemetery plot turned up on an online
auction site, such as eBay. (APBnews.com)
An animal shelter in Virginia received an anonymous
package containing 2 10-foot pythons. Apparently no
one ever gave the box a good shake, because it was
delivered without incident. The snakes are reported in
stable condition, and so is the woman who opened
the box...
Honeybees navigate using the sun as a compass, even
when it is hidden behind clouds -they find it via the
polarization of ultraviolet light from areas of blue sky.
Jakarta, Indonesia. A man charged with murder wanted
to beat the rap by taking advantage of a legal loop hole.
Apparently, policeman are not allowed to arrest someone
who is in the midst of practicing a religious ritual. So he
began to stand on his head, which is a ritual practiced
by a local cult. Only after days of being upside down, he
surrendered to authorities complaining of numb feet.
Orlando, FL. A bicyclist was killed when struck by multiple
hit-and-run drivers. The unidentified man was knocked off
an overpass by a white Chevy Suburban and then run over by
at least 6 vehicles on the turnpike below. Only one stopped,
after running over the bicycle frame and blowing out a tire.
Remains of the victim were strewn over 375 feet of highway.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... anything anyone
says immediately becomes a drinking euphemism to you."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart
from its mother. By this definition, many people in
Hollywood are legally dead."
- Jay Leno
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked if I
had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're in a car
traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights
on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't answer
that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't work for him then."
- Steven Wright
"For a man, getting dressed up is anything that requires
underwear and socks. Whereas a woman gets her hair
done, puts on makeup, tummy toner, a short skirt, and high
heels, then says she wants to "find a man who loves me
for me."
- Betty Walker
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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CLOX 2000: World Clocks (1.3 MB) Shareware
CLOX 2000 is a set of time zone clocks providing analog
and digital displays with alarm and calendar. Some plug-in
accessories extend the features to provide unlimited time
zone clocks, stopwatch, more alarm clocks, Internet and
standard time clocks and multi-purpose countdownclocks.
The "daylight map" shows which parts of the globe are light
and dark. You can use this, for free, as it stands or register
($10 and this pays for all future updates). Download from:
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If you need to backup your data, but don't have enough
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Create your own "Virtual Corkboard" where you can post
messages, photos and links online in seconds. With an
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WHAT'S THIS NONSENSE? Those lovable scamps, Linky
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* Airport Gags
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WEIRD NEWS
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Ypsilanti, Michigan. A man failed to rob a Burger King because
the clerk told him he couldn't open the cash register without a
food order. So the robber ordered onion rings, but the clerk
informed him that they weren't available for breakfast. The
robber left.
Mr. Johnson loves the "All In One" restaurant in Brighton,
England, so much that he not only eats there 5 days a week,
but he also has tatooed the restaurant's name and phone
number on his forehead. He thinks the tattoo is no big deal.
"Some people, including my family, think I am crazy. But I
like tattoos, so why not?" (AP)
An animal shelter in Virginia received an anonymous package
containing 2 10-foot pythons. Apparently no one ever gave
the box a good shake, because it was delivered without
incident. The snakes are reported in stable condition, and
so is the woman who opened the box...
Mark Maples was the first person to be killed on a ride in
Disneyland. He stood up while riding the Matterhorn Bobsleds
in 1964 and was thrown to his death. (There have been 7
deaths at Disneyland since its opening in 1955.)
The entire 300-men-strong police force of the island Vanuatu,
South Pacific, was arrested after kidnapping a visiting politician
from Australia and attempting to use the hostage as leverage in
a dispute with the government concerning overtime pay.
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"If the CIA were smart, they'd give secret operations names
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again, and glad to see all the new faces.
Do you remember the free online jackpot game that I
mentioned a few weeks ago in this newsletter? Well,
one of my clever E-zine readers went to the web site,
played the slot machine and won 250$!
Nothing special about that... but the good news is;
because the winner used my hyperlink to get to the
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I hereby would like to thank all of you for clicking my
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of us :-)
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* The Strange Case of the Lost Elvis Diaries
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* Percy the chicken - The Official Site
Believe it or not, the origin of Percy The Chicken is still
a mystery to most people. This guy is in the process of
obtaining top secret historical documents which will blow
the lid off this mystery, and once and for all show Percy's
true roots. -Just for fun!
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* Cleaning an airplane? I wouldn't do it like here:
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* Have you ever wanted to know what your job would have
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WEIRD NEWS
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A giant Pacific octopus can fit its entire body through an
opening no bigger than the size of its beak.
A police superintendent in Brazil, believed rumors that Earth
would be destroyed with the recent solar eclipse. He ordered
the release of the 3 prisoners in the town's jail "so they could
enjoy the little time left before the end of the world." He and the
3 robbers then got drunk together to lament the event. Once
sober, he got fired by the Justice Minister.
In 1996 a London based insurance agency introduced a
policy that pays $330,000 if the insured party becomes
impregnated by aliens.
James Harris, an off-duty deputy, was in a club in New Port
Richey FL when a woman asked him to stop a car thief. Harris
attempted to subdue the thief, but he pulled down Harris’ head
and bite off his earlobe. The earlobe was reattached at a local
hospital. Harris didn't feel the injury, but “knew when he did it. I
heard a sound like crackling potato chips in my ear.”
When the U.S. War Department was established in 1789,
there were 840 soldiers in the regular army. Their job was
to supervise public lands and guard the indian frontier.
In 1979, a man died in Baltimore MD as the result of a crab
bite. He was crabbing when he was bitten on the right leg
and infected with the little-known bacterium “marine vibrio”.
The infection necessitated the amputation of his leg which
was followed days later by malfunctions of his kidneys and
liver, then a heart attack...
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest
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- Jackie Mason
"A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in
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- Ronnie Shakes
"I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...
I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over
and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what
happened and one turned to the other and said, 'See, that's
how it's done.'"
- Steven Wright
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Issue #28
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Dear subscribers,
Thanks for being here again, and a warm welcome to all
the new readers!
GOOD NEWS:
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-We can always use some new weirdsiders :-)
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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A gunman in St. Peters, Missouri, robbed a 711 store, but
returned the money a few minutes later because his car
wouldn't start. Amazingly, the store clerks came out to the
parking lot and gave the robber's car a jump start.
In Seattle, a 37-year-old woman climbed up an electrical
tower, carrying electrical lines next to an interstate bridge
over the Lake Washington Ship Canal. Wearing only
shorts, she danced, drank vodka, and spat the liquor out
of her mouth while lighting it on fire. Seattle City Light cut
power off to protect the woman, and stopped traffic for an
hour. At the urging of police shortly before 9 a.m. she
donned a halter top and descended. She was arrested
for criminal trespass and indecent exposure. (AP)
Edmonton, Alberta. The driver of an armored truck appeared
to be signaling for help as he repeatedly swung his door
open. Six police cruisers chased and stopped the truck,
which had been swerving left and right. As it turned out,
the driver had simply tried to fan fresh air into the cabin
after the other guard had passed gas.
While we think of Cupid today as an innocent youth with
bow and arrow, his original representation by the pedophiliac
Greeks was that of a beautiful young boy whose naked
form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.
A 35-year-old worker at the Chartiers Cemetery was killed
when a backhoe slipped and its front bucket struck the
man in the head, knocking him into the newly dug grave.
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Fear is being stuck in heavy traffic. You just had two cups
of coffee and a bran muffin."
- John Mendoza
"I wrote this poem about 15 years ago in Ireland. In those
days, that country was so strict you used to have to smuggle
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- Punk poet John Cooper Clarke
"It's been my observation that 90% of statisticians pretty
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- Keith Sullivan
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
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=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
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WEIRD NEWS
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Rome, Italy (AP) -A 23-year-old man hanged himself
during a religious play in a small town while portraying
Judas Iscariot, the apostle who betrayed Jesus and then
committed suicide in remorse. RAI TV broadcasted a
video by an amateur who was watching the outdoor
drama in Camerata Nuova, 45 miles from Rome. The
video and audio of the performance depicting events
leading up to Jesus' crucifixion captured the screams
of fellow actors and the audience when they realized
that Renato Di Paolo wasn't acting but was unconscious
after the noose, lashed to a tree branch, pulled tightly
around his neck. Di Paolo was rushed to a hospital,
where he was pronounced dead. He might have lost
his footing on a rock upon which he was standing.
-Talking about Method Acting...
Milan, Italy. The Malpensa airport has announced a
free ice rink for passengers to skate away their waiting
time at the airport. The airport is known for its long
waiting times, and will offer skates for rent.
-Take a little winter holiday... in mid July :-)
From 1973 to 1980, Thailand experienced an epidemic
of over 100 wives cutting off their husbands' "disloyal
instruments." Most of the members were never reattached
as they were literally fed to the chickens and other typical
farm animals...
You have all heard about SPAM, but do you also know
what SPAM stands for? It's for Shoulder Pork and hAM.
-And not for Stupid People Annoying Mewithmail...
The world's greatest lover was King Mongut of Siam.
He had 9,000 wives. Before dying of syphilis, he was
quoted in saying he only loved the first 700.
-Only the first 700? I wonder what extra they had to
offer then? :-)
A Japanese children's baseball manager was sent to
jail after a lengthy appeal process. The manager has
been convicted of contributing to the delinquency of 7
minors after getting them drunk on sake. After his team
won a local championship he celebrated by giving them
the rice wine. All players were 11 and 12 year-olds.
-Here in Belgium, we would make him president...
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-Should he take honey tea before going to bed?
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you
enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it."
- Bertrand Russell
"I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help, and I say, 'Have you got
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- Steven Wright
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he
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Weird Side Reader Jon wrote me about a weird software
program that he created, called AutoInsult.
"AutoInsult generates random insults in a variety of different
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Ladiees aaaand Gentlemaaan...
... drum rolls...
... a big hand now please, because The Weird Site was
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=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
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=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
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London. A 5 year old British girl drank 1.5 liters Sunny Delight,
one of Britain's most popular fruit drinks, a day. Unfortunately it
turned her orange. The doctor, who treated her at a hospital, said:
"We tested her blood levels for Vitamin A which is derived from
beta carotene and found they were very, very high." The drink
contains 120 micrograms of beta-carotene, which is harmless.
Calvin Burdine, 46, in death row for 15 years for stabbing his
roommate, has won the right to a retrial because his attorney
fell asleep during his murder trial. U.S. District Judge David
Hittner threw out the conviction and death sentence against
Burdine, ruling that Burdine's constitutional right to representation
by an attorney was violated because his lawyer dozed off during
the trial. Cannon denies, saying he closed his eyes to help
him concentrate.
Jakarta, Indonesia. Members of an Indonesian cult were told
to prepare for the end of the world at 9 a.m. on September 9
last year. They sold their personal possessions and for 9 days
before the big day, locked themselves up in their homes. When
the doomsday prediction failed to materialize, the cult members
lost control, and died three of the cult members.
A group of Catholic women in Nairobi, Kenya stormed the
police station protesting that their husbands had been drinking
too much at the illegal drinking dens, and asking that they
be closed. They complained that their men had turned into
vegetables. They left home early and came back intoxicated.
There was nobody to meet the needs of wives. The women
demanded that the police officers either make love to them
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Dear subscribers,
Good to see you here again. We're doing very well, with
almost 8000 subscribers! Thanks for helping to spread
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In this issue I have a great tip that I can't use for myself,
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Secondly; if you have a web site, or an E-zine, I will show
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See the web master corner for this.
We have got some more freebies in this issue, and our
regulars of course; weird news and web sites and funny
quotes etc, so you'll be kept busy for a while...
And boy, do I have some BIG NEWS for next issue! But
I'll tell you then. Just to keep you curious :-)
But first a joke to start with:
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his
first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm
handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate!" the young man replied
indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
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I got this joke from 'Joke-A-Week'. It's a clean jokes list
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I think you'll like them, but I would advise not to have
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
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* Beer Can Bob
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out the cartoon face of "Bob" from the web site, wrap the
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* YETI@Home
This scientific experiment harnesses the power of
hundreds of thousands of Internet-connected PC's
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* GhostWatch
A young linen worker, named Helena Blunden, died
after a tragic fall in a Belfast mill in 1912. Many people
believe she still haunts the mill today. The printing
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-Please report if you witness unusual, strange events...
* Society for the Attainment of Total Abstinence
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Remember the days that you placed your holiday pics
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Well, times have changed. In this digital age you can
safely throw those old albums away because an online
service called EasyPhoto lets you store all your pics
online.
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London, England. A plumber for the Aspect Maintenance
Company, found 30,000 pounds ($48,870) of banknotes
in a blocked toilet pipe. At first he suspected the money
was counterfeit and phoned the police but they confirmed
it was genuine. However, the bills were so badly worn that
they were not salvageable. "We did not really relish the
task of piecing them back together," the plumber said.
A Dutch brothel chain called "Yab Yum" hopes to open
a branch at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport to cater to
stressed travelers. "Passengers will be treated with
champagne and caviar and can also opt for a relaxing
massage," said a spokesman of Yab Yum. "They could
pop in before going home to the lady wife."
-Only in Amsterdam of course :-)
Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies arrested a man in
Malibu on charges of attempted murder and bank robbery.
The man spent 13 days in jail before police realized that
they had mistaken him for his fugitive twin brother. They
joked about the misstep, but the man didn't appreciate it,
and filed a 13 million dollar law suit against the County.
The Himalaya's, the highest mountains on the planet, are
also the fastest growing. They grow about half an inch a
year, caused by the pressure exerted by the continental
plates.
Dooley Wilson, Sam in the movie Casablanca, was a
drummer -not a pianist in real life. The man who really
played the piano in Casablanca was a Warner Brothers
staff musician who was at a piano off camera during
the filming.
When David Phillips saw a promotion by the Healthy
Choice prepared food company: mail in 10 proofs of
purchase and get 1000 frequent flier miles, he figured,
getting 1000 miles for ten $2 dinners wasn't bad, but
getting them for ten 25-cent pudding cups was better.
So he bought $3,140 worth of diet pudding cups, earning
1.25 million miles, or about $25,000 worth of flights. He
donated the pudding to food banks for a tax deduction.
-Smart guy here :-)
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... You examine the
remains of the non-functioning remote control you just threw
at the wall and realize that it was in fact your mobile phone."
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
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* Absurd patents
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* Amazing Fantasies
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BITS AND BYTES
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WEIRD NEWS
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A suburban Chicago mother is serving 30 days in jail
because her 15-year-old daughter has ditched school
237 times in the last 2 years. Carole Klinker pleaded
guilty, acknowledging she failed to keep a promise to
make sure her daughter would be in class. Klinker's
daughter missed 143 days last year and has missed
105 so far this year.
According to an online survey, employees find the board
room the most popular place for an office rendez-vous.
"Meeting a lover in the board room is the ultimate naughty
thing to do,"said one. Other favorite places are the boss'
office, the copy room and the elevator.
An Italian man called an erotic chat line to talk with a "hot
housewife" and got his own wife on the line. The man's
wife was bored, sitting at home, and that brought her to
work for the chat line.
A Chinese hospital sells livers from executed prisoners to
wealthy Asian transplant patients. China offcicials have
always insisted that donations are voluntary, but doctors
from the hospital told a foreign newspaper that consent
was not required for criminals and most organs came
from executed prisoners. Cost for a liver: 25,000$.
A bird's eye takes up about 50% of its head, our eyes
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- Jack Handey
"I think the pilot on my last trip was pretty new to his job.
I base that on his pre-flight announcement, 'We're going
to be taking off in a few... Whoa, here we go!'"
- Unknown
"I never married because there was no need. I have 3
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husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a
parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes
home late at night."
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again and before you start reading your favorite
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> Readers Corner
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* The crash site
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* Jobs that suck
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* The Lie Emporium
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* Dating Tips For The Noughties
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-Note: a little education now and then can't be bad, eh? :-)
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WEIRD NEWS
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Los Angeles, Ca. A 39 years old former secretary for the LA
County Department of Public Social Services, used her boss's
phones to make $120,000 in calls to a psychic hotline. She
was sentenced to 30 days jail, 5 years' probation and has to
pay $98,000 restitution.
Stockholm, Sweden. A man jumped out the window of a third
floor office of the courthouse while being transferred to the judge
on charges of receiving stolen property. He broke his foot and
injured his back, and was caught on the ground. Now the man
claims that the injuries are the police's fault (he says they should
have taken him closer with them) and he aks $2,450 for injuries.
A husband and wife in Budapest, Hungary, decided to trade
places and had a sex change operation. Hospital staff had to
take the transsexual couple home secretly after a checkup
to avoid a long file of journalists trying to interview them.
Quebec City -2,000 passengers aboard a Norwegian luxury
cruise ship were offered free flights to New England after
the ship ran aground on the St. Lawrence. Some decided to
stay and take a bus tour, but the bus ended up in a ditch and
10 of the 40 had to be taken to a hospital for minor fractures.
50 million Americans claimed to have had some kind of
communication with the dead!
Tokyo, Japan. A 35-year-old Sega employee was assigned
to a room without windows or any work. He could not bring in
personal belongings and had to report to the personnel
section whenever he wanted to leave. Japanese workers
are being harassed out of their jobs by firms anxious to
slim down while avoiding red tape since law makes it difficult
and costly to simply fire workers. (Reuters)
In 1961, Henry Matisse's painting Le Bateau hung 41 days
upside down in New York's Museum of Modern Art. Nearly
116,000 people passed the painting before the mistake was
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> Readers Corner (NEW!!!)
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A Marshfield, Wisconsin, man will spend 20 days in jail... for
urinating on an ATM machine. Officials say that James Turley
became frustrated when the machine wouldn't give him any
money. A security camera caught Hurley in the act. A judge
placed him on probation for three years.
Did you know that a Boeing 767 aircraft consists of 3.1
million parts from 800 different suppliers around the
world?
The Bog Standard Theatre Company in Malvern, England,
converted an old restroom building into a 12-seat theater.
"Shakespeare said all the world's a stage so I guess that
includes toilets," a company spokesman said. (Reuters)
Amsterdam, Netherlands. After discovering an illegal cargo
of squirrels on one of their China flights, KLM Airlines stuffed
the 440 animals into an industrial meat processor. KLM came
under criticism by animal rights groups, and has suspended
any shipments of wild animals.
In Rhode Island it is illegal to challenge someone to a duel,
or to accept a challenge to a duel from someone, even if the
duel is never fought. The penalty is imprisonment for 1 to 7
years.
Kawasaki, Japan. Firefighters saved a 5-month-old girl from
a coin-operated, 13-by-13-by-24-inch locker after her parents
had deposited her there while they had dinner at a nearby
restaurant.
Sofia, Bulgaria. A man in a Japanese restaurant had four
fingers chopped off by the knife of the kitchen chef, when he
leaned forward to see the chef at work, placing one hand
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisement
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Book Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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Today I have selected some fine humor and parody sites
for you to browse. Next issue we'll get back to the weird :-)
Happy browsing, and watch out for your boss!
* Motivational Cards for the Workplace
This site has warped "motivational" cards to send to
people you love to hate... weird sense of humor:
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*Coolshit.com
All The Shit That Fits... What's in a name? Share your
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* Allparody.Com
AllParody is a showcase site with some innovative ideas.
Recently they hosted the Net's only Which Blair Witch Parody
Contest; over 45 hilarious Blair Witch Spoofs in one place.
Anjul's Two Bits, dimentia droolings from a Diva Mom are a
combination of family humor as well as internet, cybersex
and spicer humor. You'll like it here:
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* G: facts
George has created the possibly longest web page I ever
came across, containing an odd collection of humorous stuff,
extracted from the dark regions of his brain, and arranged in
alphabetical order! -He says :-)
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* The American Jerk: Internet Humor Magazine.
They also call themselves; The Dolomite of Dark Humor.
Lots of remarkable and funny stuff here.
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British schoolchildren, interviewed for a documentary on BBC,
believe that Queen Elizabeth "sits around drinking wine all day,"
while others confuse Prime Minister Tony Blair with nobody less
than God. Blair "has got grey long hair, curly with a grey beard, a
grey-like dressy thing and he does miracles," a young girl said.
(Reuters)
According to University of Massachusetts psychologist Robert
Feldman; lying is a social skill. Feldman studied teenagers from
11 to 16 years old and found out that the better they could lie, the
popular they where among their friends. "Politicians have known
for a very long time that telling people what they want to hear is
a very good social tactic," Feldman says. (AP)
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because
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A man in West Chester, PA checked himself into a hospital with
pain resulting from a swollen and lacerated scrotum. After asked
by a doctor, he confided that he had been masturbating against
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the wound.
A truck driver in Lincoln, Nebraska who opened a 1 cent peanut
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-Note: Talking about customer service...
A law in Oklahoma states that violators can be fined, arrested
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome to another issue of TWSE! Nice to be with you
again!
Hey, your humble editor just got interviewed in "Sites, Biz
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2000 has been busy for me so far. I have just set up a new
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wrote an E-book on that matter (you may have downloaded
a free copy of it when you subscribed to this newsletter), so
the logical step was to build a whole site about the subject
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I know that many of you have your own web site, or maybe
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* PawSense helps catproof your computer. The first time
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* Herman U. Dick's Cyberlibrary.
"Without Professor Ding Dong, I'd just be some kook
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* LordCo
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* HappyDrunks.com
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WEIRD NEWS
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A 44 year old woman, retired from her clerk job at the City
Council in Birmingham, England, because she was promoted
against her will. An industrial tribunal has awarded her 67,000
pounds (US$105,600) in compensation. (Reuters)
Jun Sato, 25, could not find work in downtown Tokyo, Japan,
so he made up his own job. Dressed in protective padding,
he lets people on the street don boxing gloves and beat him
for three minutes for 1,000 yen (US$10). "I enjoy being used
as a punching bag," he says. "It's... another way to experience
life. I want to continue as long as my body holds up."
The owner of a popular pizza eatery in New York has been
convicted of indecent exposure after dropping his pants in
public. Franco has a fetish of wanting his behind autographed...
In Italy, thieves drained 26,417 gallons of Italian grappa from a
warehouse overnight. They used 3 tanker trucks to remove the
brandy from the depot. Grappa, made from grapes or other fruit,
is one of Italy's best known and most potent spirits. (Reuters)
Paris, France. A new restaurant in the Rue Montorgueil lets its
visitors sit through a three-course meal in the pitch dark. At the
Gout du Noir ("Taste of Darkness") you get a taste of what it's
like to be blind. You are advised to wear old clothes when you
make a reservation...
When a person reaches the age of 50 in Utah, he/she can
then marry their cousin. It is also illegal NOT to drink milk
in that state.
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'You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you give blood
and there's an olive in it."
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
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- Robert Benchley
"To have lost one parent is a misfortune. To have lost both
looks like carelessness."
- Oscar Wilde
"When you get married and have a kid, you can't do all
those things you wanted to do as a young existentialist
of seventeen or eighteen, like kill yourself."
- Al Rae
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome to the first issue of 2000! Hope you made it to the
new years change without any bugs.
I know from the poll on the web site that many of you will
have suffered from terrible headaches... but hey, at least
you know what caused it :-)
Oh, here's an anagram I just couldn't keep away from you...
-Year Two Thousand = A year to shut down :-)
By the way; I have set up a new poll on the web site, did you
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My own intention? To get 100.000 subscribers at the end of
2000. And you can help me to achieve that!
Yes, that's right. You can do a good deed (maybe this will be
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and relatives to sign up for this pub.
Why would you do that? Because, in the long end we'll both
benefit from more readers. You keep receiving the best and
weirdest web sites, first class web master tips and tools, and
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my advertisers!
So plllleeeaaasse, will you??? :-)
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* Celebrities Exposed
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their make up, bad hairdays, looking wrong in the camera, etc...
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* The Great American Dollar Bill Locator
Did you ever wonder where that paper money in your
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* Weird stuff from the web. Check out the weird picture
of the month! You'll all know this one :-)
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* 'Women and nervous persons fly in terror from the sight of him,
and that he is debarred from seeking to earn a livelihood in
any ordinary way, yet he is superior in intelligence, can read
and write, is quiet, gentle, not to say even refined in his mind.'
See who it is here:
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* Life Got You Down?
Step out as creatively as possible. Don't be boring and
just take sleeping pills -go out with style and flare.
<a href="http://www.ewav.com/oldwebsitefiles/suicide.html">Click here</a>
* Weird music files
What sets these sound files apart is the fact that their
words and lyrics are sung by a hilarious-sounding talking
computer who does not only know how to sing a tune, but
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome to the latest issue of this Century!
I am sorry if last weeks solo mailing made some of you
feel uncomfortable in any way. I hereby declare that I will
NEVER send out another solo mailing again.
I know I was dancing on a hot tin roof, sending out Paul's
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me a lot in my publishing "job") and I just thought you would
benefit from his offer.
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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Wrexham, Wales -Two 16 year old vandals broke into an
office building, and got caught within 24 hours of the break.
They had been playing with the copying machine by making
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trash.
Tapachula, Mexico. Prison warden Raul Zarate Diaz liked to
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was discovered when he crashed through a skylight over the
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a prisoner and his wife in bed. Diaz, found with a porn mag
and a pair of binoculars got killed in the fall.
Cantina, Italy. Mario Rosalia thaught he had killed a fellow
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Gulfport, Miss. A man was stopped by police for urinating in
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Odds that you will receive a new identity under the U.S. Witness
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De Bar, Florida. Motorists, concerned about a cow walking in
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* How to get sites to link to you for free,
* How to get people coming back to your site time and time
again,
* How to publish and promote a money-making newsletter,
* How to create search engine "doorways",
* How to make money from your site ...
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readers follow the special link below they can purchase
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What do you think, Dirk? I know you've read the book
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I'd be grateful if you could pass this message on.
Thanks again - and best wishes to you and all your readers.
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Author: 51 Steps To Mega Traffic
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to another issue of TWSE. I have a lot
of things to share with you, so let's not waist any time,
and get to the point.
First of all, thanks to all the readers who contacted me
about the URL problems I mentioned in last issue. It
seems that the links can not be clicked by AOL users,
so I will make them interactive for those readers too
because we have a lot of them.
Please let me know if things are fine now, or if you still
experience problems. Thanks.
Secondly, I am proud to let you know that The Weird Side
E-zine is now also available in a HTML-version. You can
now read this issue online at:
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I am currently working on a complete online HTML-archive.
Expect this to be available at the end of this week. Or should
I say, at least before the 21st. Century begins :-)
And last, but not least, I would like to tell you about a brand
new program that I have just joined, and that might interest
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sign up, the more you will win!
Happy Earnings, thanks for letting me brag all the way, and
have a great and peaceful X-mas!!!
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web site sucks :-) Click here:
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Advertisers
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* The Political Graveyard.
This site tells where all the dead politicians are buried.
Find places, names and data in this extended historical
cemeterie. See who died, how and where...
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* Have you ever e-mailed someone a Virtual Voodoo
Doll? Some say it doesn't hurt... or does it? Try it out:
<a href="
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* Famous Mug Shots.
Police pictures of some famous 'criminals'. Al Pacino and
Bill Gates have a spot here.
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* The Naked Woman Theater.
Animated gifs of a... yes, right. And she can do about
everything a man can :-)
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* Skanewpid Headquarters.
It's here for the title alone...
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* The Cat Scan.
Place your favorite pet in the spot light. Pussy lovers hate
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* The Entrance Hall.
'Twin Peaks' meets 'Phantom of the Opera'. Or something
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Do you know a weird site? Submit them via the web site:
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BITS AND BYTES
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We're nearing the year 2000, and if you want to find out if
your computer system will make it so far you should go to:
http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com and click on: "Product
Updates." Your system will be analized, and you'll be give
a list of all the available updates and patches that your PC
needs to survive this millennium. Check it now before it's
too late!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Oslo, Norway. A woman used the cleavage between her
breasts as a nest to help incubate an abandoned bird's
egg. The 58-year-old former hospital midwife, reckons the
speckled green and brown egg should hatch in several
weeks time. She aims to keep it in her cleavage, even
when sleeping at night, to keep it warm. (Reuters)
Columbus, Ohio. Police responded to a bank alarm and
caught 2 bank robbers in the parking lot with a battered
automated teller machine chained to their car. They were
arrested even though they insisted it wasn't an ATM but
a washing machine.
40.000 American man suffer injuries in their bathrooms
every year from shaving injuries.
Sydney, Australia. The Warrawong shopping center had a
problem -all the kids from the local High school hung out
there after school. The mall began playing Bing Crosby's
1938 hit 'My Heart is Taking Lessons' repeatedly at the mall
entrance, and used pink fluorescent lights that highlight
pimples. You don't see any kids anymore there. (Reuters)
London, UK. A convicted rapist has been recommended for
British government-provided Viagra to treat a depression he
has been suffering since his release from prison a year ago.
Doctors at St. George's hospital say his main problem now
is the lack of a girlfriend...
Model Bijou Phillips has checked herself into a rehabilitation
clinic. She's not on drugs or booze, but she says she has been
"abusing" credit cards. Her father, "the Mamas and the Papas"
rock group founder John Phillips, seems to agree that Bijou
has a money problem. (AP)
A top Columbia University law student, Zolton Williams, 29,
was convicted in December of running a cocaine-smuggling
operation to help finance his studies.
Gifford, Fla. Ms. Brizella Mortimer looked across her neighbor's
backyard and saw her Harley Davidson towel hanging from the
clothesline. She called the police who searched the neighbors
apartment and found a variety of other items Brizella had noticed
missing over the last weeks, including a paycheck stub, a TV, a
box of hair-care products and one of her shoes. (?) The neighbor
was being held in Indian River County Jail on $15,000 bond.
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1 particular page. If you want to take the surfer back to the
page where he originally came from, you can insert a little
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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'You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you stop
drinking your favorite liquor/beer for a week and that
company's stock drops %50 that same week.'
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"It takes a woman 20 years to make a man of her son,
and another women 20 minutes to make a fool of him."
- Helen Rowland
"After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole
purpose, they'd simply sent champagne and women
over to your place by taxi."
- P. J. O'Rourke
"When you're 10, and a car drives by and splashes water
all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school,
or go home and change and probably be late. So while he
was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again."
- Jack Handey
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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Download Cyber Dice. Do you like to play yahtzee? This
is a realistic 3D dice game, with real-life sound effects.
It's fun, and most important; it's FREE!
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USER TIP
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If you see a web page that you want to use as a Start Page,
don't do this via the options menu, but drag the URL of the
web page to the Start Page icon on your browser. Explorer
will ask if you want to use the current web page as your
new Start Page. Just click yes.
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FREE STUFF
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THE WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #15
Dear subscribers,
Thank you for being a loyal subscriber, and a warm welcome
to all new subscribers! This E-zine is growing fast! Thanks to
all those fine people who have forwarded this publication to
their friends or relatives, the 6000th subscriber has come in
sight!
Well done, folks!
Please keep telling your friends or colleagues (and why not the
rest of the world?) that this newsletter is a must have, because
it's packed with fine software tips, useful web master info, funny
quotes, extraordinary links, free stuff that counts and unusual
news... and you'll be loved even more than you are now :-)
Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving. Here are some funny
things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but just aren't :-) Click
the link below to get them instantly via autoresponder:
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-Note: If the above link doesn't work, send a blank email to:
sayings@...
A few AOL users complained that they could not click some
of the interactive URL's in last issue of TWSE. I never had
such a remarks in the past, but if there are more of you who
experience problems with this format, or if you have any
ideas on how to make this newsletter better, please write to:
<mailto:editor@...>
Enjoy this issue!
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Halloween-Tips
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Advertisers
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Losers. You know them. You've seen them on the street.
You've seen them in the office. You've seen them at family
reunions. Now they're on the Internet. And LOSERS dot
ORG is your guide. - I would not want to be listed here :-)
<http://www.losers.org/>
* The Naked Chicks.
The web's cutest naked chicks -in different positions :-)
<http://www.easyshops.com/nakedchicks/>
* The Funomena Mobile Museum of the Weird and Strange.
Visit the world's smallest museum and meet the Half Fish-
Half Human, the Miracle Healing Chair, touch some of Elvis'
Real Hair, and see the NASA's Top Secret from Mars!
<http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/funomena>
* The Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator.
Do you love Alanis Morissette? Does her music set your
heart afire? Wish you could write catchy pop hits just like
she does? Well now you can.
<http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html>
Do you know a weird site? Submit them via the web site:
<http://www.theweirdsite.com/Feedback.html>
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BITS AND BYTES
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"I have seen the future, and I may need therapy."
A Canadian reporter spend 5 days living strictly online.
Robert Cribb was assigned "to eat, work, shop, socialize
and sustain life entirely through computer lines" for 5 days,
which he more or less managed to do without losing
his sanity. Read his amusing story:
<http://www.thestar.com/thestar/back_issues/ED19991122/>
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WEIRD NEWS
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Zurich, Switzerland. One of Switzerlands intellectual stars,
Johan Unterwald, described by college professors as "the
next Albert Einstein", made a fatal math error when he took
a 250 ft. bungee jump with a 300 foot bungee cord... He
died on impact.
Lansing, Michigan. Three naked women, smeared from head
to toes with mustard, hijacked a UPS truck. When stopped by
the police they explained that they were trying to reach the
Garden of Eden. They had mustard all over them because
it was "written in the book of Matthew". They had no explanation
for using the truck...
Syracuse, New York. A man was captured after a 30 minute
car chase, and charged with grand larceny and several other
crimes. An officer said that it was easy to catch the man
because, despite many route changes during the chase,
he never failed to signal a turn...
Two British traffic patrol officers were involved in an unusual
incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 from
London to Edinburgh. One of the officers used a hand held
radar to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was
surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess
of 300 miles per hour. The machine then seized up and could
not be re-set by the bemused PC`s.The radar had in fact
latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which
was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over Scotland.
It was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical
computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the
"hostile" radar equipment, but had armed a Sidewinder air-to-
ground missile ready to neutralise the perceived threat. Luckily
the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to
override the automatic protection system before the missile
launched. Officers will be advised to point their radar guns
inland in future...
London, UK. A woman asked a ten pound note at an ATM
machine, but it spit out a 20 pound note instead. Instead of
informing the bank, the woman spread the news by mobile
phone -shoppers doubled their money for about five hours
before police were called to the machine. (Reuters)
Orlando, Florida. Thomas Provenzano was convicted in the
murder of a courtroom bailiff, but his execution was delayed
after Provenzano proclaimed that he is Jesus Christ, indicating
possible mental illness. State Rep. Howard Futch, angry about
the delay, asked his colleagues: "If he thinks he's Jesus Christ,
why don't we just crucify him? I'd make him a cross and we
could take it out there to [death row] and nail him up."
Dresden, Germany. A man entering a bank, wearing a mask
and carrying a gun, was told by several people working there
that the bank had moved out several days earlier. The bandit
left empty-handed, and completely amazed, according to a
police spokesman. (Reuters)
More weird news at:
<http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdnews.htm>
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WEBMASTER CORNER
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PageTalk can add your voice to your web pages or email
signature with the help of a telephone. Greet your visitors,
leave an answering message or an audio signature.
<http://www.pagetalk.com/index.phtml>
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FireTalk is another tool to talk to your web site visitors
during their visit. Freeware.
<http://multitude-svca.www.conxion.com/FTSetup.exe>
<http://www.firetalk.com/>
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Still struggling with that darn HTML-code? Learn the basics
of HTML with this easy to understand, interactive tutorial.
<http://www.davesite.com/webstation/html/>
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Here's another free web site that will learn you how to create
top notch web pages. Now you have no more excuses to not
become a HTML-master :-)
<http://www.siteaid.com/>
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Tons of freebies for web masters and web designers:
<http://www.theweirdsite.cm/webresources.htm>
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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'You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... the girl who is
with you falls over from to much alcohol, and the first thing
you do is check that the glasses you are smuggling out
in her handbag are okay.'
* Do you have a better Drunken Bastard quote?
Beam it to <mailto:editor@...?subject=quote>
and I'll add it here next time... if it's cool enough of course :-)
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see if you qualify? <mailto:quotes@...>
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"Just once I'd like to see a TV talk show that reunites the
audience members with their brains."
- John Wagner
"If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is
worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?"
- George Carlin
"I went to a tourist information booth and said: 'Tell me
about some of the tourists who were here last year.'"
- Steven Wright
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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JukeItUp! (989 KB) Shareware
JukeItUp! Ecstasy Edition is a very nice MP3 Player and file
organizer that looks like a 1950s Jukebox. You can change
the size, shape and amount of features usable using a "skin"
of your choice. It has animations, showing bubbling columns
of water, and when a new track is selected an animation
shows the 'record' being picked up and played. Try it.
<http://www.simtel.net/pub/simtelnet/win95/music/jukeitup.zip>
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USER TIP
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If you want to see just a single graphic on a slow loading
page; click the Stop button in your browser then right-click
on the desired graphic and choose "Show picture" (in
Internet Explorer) to see only that image.
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Halloween-Tips
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Tip
=> User Tip
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* Old metaphysician Webster could see the skull beneath the
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* Clownophobia? Still suffering from a child trauma? The No
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* The Dirt Gallery. See dirt examples from famous places all
over the world; Alacatraz (San Francisco), the Pyramids (Egypt),
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* The Redneck and Stupid People Page.
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A) There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Oneliners, jokes, trivia and more about a special kind of people :-)
<http://w3.one.net/~cjheiert/redneck/>
* The Covert Comic: the funniest web site produced by any
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WEIRD NEWS
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San Francisco, CA. Attorney Katya Komisaruk conducted classes
at San Francisco jails, organized by the sheriff's department's
Prisoner Legal Services division. The lessons discussed how to
avoid talking to police without an attorney being present, how to
prevent police with search warrants from entering one's home,
and how to avoid being manipulated by the "good cop, bad cop"
style of interrogation. In one class inmates were advised to avoid
stealing from larger department stores because they have
better security. (Reuters)
Carmelina Miyamjoto died in 1959. Her husband, Dr. Katsuabruo
Miyamoto of Japan, not wanting to tell anyone, embalmed her and
slept next to her in their conjugal bed for ten years. When police
discovered that he had covered up his wife's death, the doctor
was fined 3000 dollars, which he paid by selling his house.
A thief who hit a convenience store in St Petersburg, Fla., didn't
have a disguise with him, so he grabbed a clear trash bag and
pulled it over his head before approaching the clerk. "It looked like
a big prophylactic down to his waist," a sheriff's spokesman said.
"We got nice video from the store's camera." Herman Hill, was
caught nearby and arrested. (Reuters)
Did you know that in Michigan it is legal for a robber to file a
law suit, if he or she is injured in your house? Now you do :-)
A British dog breeder has been sentenced to 18 months in jail after
admitting to 23 counts of insurance fraud. The 52-year-old woman
kept dead puppies in her household freezer, next to her frozen food,
and defrosted one when she was ready to make an insurance claim
over the "death" of a valuable animal. She received an average of
500 pounds (US$785) for each one.
A San Francisco police officer, who has an "Elvis Room" for
all of his memorabilia, ordered hundreds of Elvis compact discs,
videos, books, watches and other collectible items, often
claimed he never received them so he could get his money
back from shippers. Cops hauled away 800 pieces of Elvis
stuff and cuffed their colleague.
Salem. Ploice are trying to determine if a local man has broken
any laws by mailing local women faked nude photos of themselves
and then threatening to make them public. The suspect has not
been arrested because police aren't sure he's broken any laws.
One officer says the pictures are offensive and objectionable, but
they may not be illegal. The suspect apparently got the photos of
women's faces from newspaper ads placed by their businesses...
such as real estate firms. Then he used a computer to superimpose
the photos on nude figures.
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Halloween-Tips
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Advertisers
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* Are you a toaster collector? Do you have an admiration for kitchen
appliances? Does your toaster burn all your toast but exhibit unique
personality and style? Then this is for you:
<http://www.berksys.com/cafeslack/unur/index.html>
* The Strange World of R.K.Sloane. Visit the weird painting of this
weird individual. Keep the children away when visiting his site :-)
<http://www.rksloane.com>
* The Ultimate Martha Stewart Collection.
Candid Martha Stewart as rarely seen publically! You too, can
interact with Martha's fans- the Stewies, visit Martha's private
museum- The Odditorium, do lunch with Martha and Bill Clinton,
follow Martha's Star Fleet career aka: the Omnimedia, attend
a wild party with Martha, witness Martha hula and uke solo,
and more. It's a good thing... Enjoy!
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* Confess-O-matic. Ease Your Troubled Soul By Taking
Advantage Of the Virtual Confessional:
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* Desensitized. Web master spits his heart out. Satire,
sarcasm, and blatant lies. Interesting points of view. A
thought provoking site.
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* Fun With Telemarketers- all in real audio! Have a laugh
with the folks that always bother you...
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The Magical Mouse-over Button Generator is a web page design
wizard that automatically creates images for captioned buttons;
along with sample HTML; and optional JavaScript code to pop
up different images as your mouse passes over or clicks each
button. All this without a paint program!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Stafford, England - Coworkers wanted to do something special
for Louie Holiman on his 50th birthday, so they threw him a
party. They hired an exotic dancer to pop out of a cake. Louie
got the shock of his life when his daughter popped out of the
cake in the buff. She apparently did not know her father was
the "jolly good fellow". The shock proved too much for the
birthday boy and he dropped dead from a heart attack.
In South Carolina, every adult male must bring a rifle to
church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
London, England - Train passenger Stevan Walton had a nice
ride on the train and wrote to the railway company expressing
his appreciation for a good journey. Walton received a note from
British entrepreneur Richard Branson's Virgin Trains offering
an apology and a refund. He then got a second letter that
apologized that his "complaint" had not been dealt with
quickly enough.
Newark, NJ - A robbery suspect was arrested after reportedly
removing his mask during a holdup at his former place of
employment. When he approached an employee and asked
for the firm's money, the victim recognized his voice and said,
"Bill, is that you?" The robber then removed his mask and
asked, "How did you know it was me?"
The Italian railway system has filed suit against a dead man. He
held up three trains for nearly an hour when he "crossed the
tracks incautiously and was hit by a train."
Los Angeles, CA - A traveler assaulted two flight attendants and
attempted to break into the cockpit of their plane when he was
refused an upgrade to first-class. Two coffee pots where used
as a weapon, and one of the crew members suffered a second-
degree burn on the hand.
Graz, Austria -The city of Graz will pay foreign beggars $260 each
per month to stay off its streets. Instead of preying on passers-by
in the picturesque city center with its weaving cobbled alleys, beggars
will receive financial help in return for staying away (Reuters)
-Editors note: backpackers, have you read this?! ;-)
More weird news at:
<http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdnews.htm>
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WEBMASTER CORNER
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with your own special logo. Favicon.com provides an on-line
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Where can you find a waterfall that flows upward? What do the
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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'You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you go home with
a fine-looking, long-haired blonde and wake up next to the San
Diego Chicken."
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"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants."
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THE WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #12
Dear subscribers,
Welcome again! As you may have noticed, this E-zine has a new
layout. I hope you like it. If you don't, let me know. If you do, let me
know also. You know I love to get swamped with emails :-)
I also wanted to let you know that I enjoy writing this newsletter
very much. It makes me proud and happy to see the subscriber
base grow with every day, week and month.
Thanks to you for being here!
Halloween is coming closer, and I already have a few spooky
tips for you further up in this newsletter.
Happy reading, and keep it warm and weird! :-)
Your editor
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INDEX
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=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Halloween-Tips
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Advertisers
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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* Late sleepers of the world, unite! "You have the right to sleep
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* What would Elvis do? Elvintologists believe in one God, but
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* The disgruntled housewife, your guide to modern living and
intersex relationships...
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* Brad Byers names himself a Human Tool Box, Sword Swallower,
and a talented Tarantula Eater, and you can see him at work at:
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* H. Figurine's Carnival Of Headache; a list of bizarre and weird
sites. Some sites are even't listed on my own web site! Imagine!
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* Some people find Rodney Dangerfield funny and put him on
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WEIRD NEWS
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A football fan in Fayetteville, Ark, with a cellular phone in his
pocket equipped with one-touch buttons called the 911
emergency number 35 times by standing up and sitting down
while cheering until police traced it to Razorback Stadium.
They did not arrest him...
A French couple checked in to a Cherbourg hospital complaining
of intestinal pain. Tests revealed that the hapless couple both had
traces of arsenic in their systems. Upon questioning, both parties
confessed to poisoning the other for months. Both were charged
with attempted murder and will face trial when released from the
hospital.
A mail carrier in Lancashire, England has been terrorized by a
vicious cow. He was charged and knocked down by a cow as he
walked on a public footpath on his regular mail route Tuesday. The
mail man suffered injuries to the back and face and was airlifted
to the hospital. "She was a heifer who had calved in the night,"
said the animal's owner. "They always protect their little ones,
but this one went loopy."
In Munich, Germany, professional arm wrestler Horst Gorriger has
been sentenced to 22 years for killing an opponent while arm wrestling.
Horst, while losing an ordinary match, angrily head butted Gari Stubler
with his forehead, causing a brain hemorrhage. Stubler died within
an hour after the incident.
In Bangkok, Thailand, city officials found a new way to lessen the
tension caused by traffic jams and the gridlock created by it. Enter
the singing and dancing police force that performs for stranded
motorists. Since hiring this special entertaining police force, road
rage in Thailand has been reduced by 42%.
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the
horn whenever you pass another car.
-Editor's Note: it must be noisy there in Ohio :-)
Police in Hermiston, Oregon, checking the area around a bank
shortly after it was robbed heard a man pleading for help from
inside a car trunk. An officer opened the trunk and freed Lucas
Winters, but not for long: Winters was arrested and charged with
the robbery. "We think he wanted to do a quick change, get out of
the trunk and walk off in a new disguise," a police spokesman
said. "But he got accidentally locked inside." (AP)
More weird news at:
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HALLOWEEN TIPS
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"The Blair Witch Project"
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"The Halloween Tree" By Ray Bradbury
Eight boys set out on a Halloween night and are led into the depths
of the past by a tall, mysterious character named Moundshroud.
They ride on a black wind to autumn scenes in distant lands
and times, where they witness other ways of celebrating this
holiday about the dark time of year.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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'You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you have to practically
tackle the barmaid to change your order cause when she sees you
getting up, she starts pouring."
* Do you have a better Drunken Bastard quote?
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"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate
men everywhere? "'Hold my purse.'"
- Francois Morency
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
fake whole relationships."
- Jimmy Shubert
"Many people don't realize that playing dead can help not
only with bears, but also at important business meetings."
- Jack Handey
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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* With Hyperpresence ScreenKeeper you can make your
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Dear subscribers,
Ever since I started this E-zine, readers have been asking me if
I make any money with this newsletter. My answer is: nope. Ok,
I get a few bucks from the ads that I place, but these hardly pay
off for the phone and ISP costs that we still have to pay here in
Europe.
Then the next question is why I keep doing this? My answer is
that it gives me a kick to write for 3500 people who like to read
my info, and it's exciting to win the dead line every 2 weeks. As
they say: "There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness." :-)
Happy reading anyway, and don't hesitate to send me your weird
web sites or comments! Be assured, I can take it :-)
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Index
- New sites
- Bits and bytes
- Weird News
- Webmasters corner
- CD-Tip
- Drunken Quote
- Articles
- Software Recommendation
- User tip
- Free Stuff
- Advertisers
+++++++++New sites+++++++++
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* 1001 Internet facts
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* America OuttaLine
This AOL parody lets you visit different interesting areas. Don't
miss the photo gallery! And please don't be offended. After all,
you're sent there from the Weird Side Ezine :-)
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* "Amore Mio! Ma Ti Adore!"
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Do you have (or know) a weird site? Send the URL to:
<mailto:editor@...?subject=weirdURL>
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A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of
his staff as a gift was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at
the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post. The man was
returning from the pager shop when the accident happened. With
no more than 100 meters to go, the 50 pagers on the back seat
suddenly burst out screeching frightening him enough to lose
control of the car and plough into the lamp post. The message on
the 50 pagers read: "Congratulations on a successful purchase!"
An Agentinian grounds keeper for the Cordoban Zoo was recently
fired for being to sexy around the male chimpanzees! Zoo officials
claimed that the sexy woman has created a disruptive environment
because the male chimps would hoot, holler and do back flips to
attract her attention.
A woman in California discovered a hose dangling from her motor
home into a gasoline can and called her husband, who searched
the area. He found a trail of vomit leading away from the can. The
would-be fuel thief had apparently mistaken the septic tank cap for
the fuel cap...
A man from Signapore, addicted to smelly shoes, got 25 weeks jail
for stealing old shoes. The man did not steal the shoes to sell, but
out of a "burning desire, to sniff used pairs of shoes," his lawyer said.
He kept the shoes until the smell waned and then gave them to the
Salvation Army or tried to return them to their owners.
A man in California came home with a nice bouquet of flowers for his
wife. Unfortunately she thought they were too expensive and assaulted
him with a knife. "She didn't think he should have spent that kind of
money on flowers," the prosecutor told the media.
More weird news at:
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++++++++Weird Side CD-Tips++++++++
"Breakdown" By Melissa Etheridge
The Kansas belter's first outing since 1995's "Your Little
Secret" promises to be one of the fall's blockbusters.
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001WRO7/theworldofthewei>
+++++++++Webmasters corner+++++++++++
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'You know you're a Drunken Bastard when... you keep having "good"
nights out with your mates but none of you can piece together what
actually happened. A really good night adds unexplained multiple
injuries to it."
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"My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the
people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the
water."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls
were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another
muscular lifeguard."
- Johnny Carson
"I come from a small town whose population never changed.
Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town."
- Michael Pritchard
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