A little self righteous but still...
Dave

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when
to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't
always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a
teacher fired for repr! imanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten
Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals
received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a
steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled it in her lap, and was awarded a huge
settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still know him pass this on.
David "Flood" Katz
Casey the Diva Dog

"Kiss me kiss me kiss me/ Your tongue's like poison/ So slowly fills up my mind/
Just just love me love me love me/ You push my guts all inside out/ Get it out
get it get your f*****g voice out of my head/ I never wanted this/ I never
wanted any of this/ I wish you were dead..." The Cure

"It won't shut up/ It wants me dead/ Goddamn this noise inside my head..." Nine
Inch Nails

Love to chat about anything but porn :) ICQ: 148181448
AIM: TheFlood73
MSN & YAHOO:
floodlaand73

Casey's Link: http://de.click2music.co.uk/3rd//Prezence/djbobo/main.html

My Link: http://mindspring.com/~gsurplus/den



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