Weapons of War

"A weapon is an instrument of any kind, (as a club, knife, or gun) used to injure, defeat, kill, or destroy, or in warfare or combat to attack and overcome an enemy. Weapons may be used to attack and defend, and consequently also to threaten or protect. Metaphorically, anything used to damage (even psychologically) can be referred to as a weapon. A weapon can be as simple as a club or as complex as an intercontinental ballistic missile."

Naturally we’re interested in weapons but we are also keen on Baudelaire, bizutage, chaos theory, Gnosticism, great philosophers, Josef Hanzlik, icewitches, juju, the last two million years, life after death, H.P.Lovecraft, Manchester City, medusae, mythology, New World Order, Julie Newmar, new species, the Nun of Monza, the occult, Okinawa Fighters, Phoolan Devi, radical ideas during the English Revolution, rendition, Ron Paul, standing stones, teratology, Dyanne Thorne, Tartarus and wisdom.

Recommended bands: Charon, Dread Zeppelin, O.N.A., S.A.H.B., Skunk Anansie, Swarf Sisters
Book of the month: The Pageant of England by Thomas B Vostain
Country of the month: Finland
Instrumentalists of the month: Tim O’Brien
Key films: The Bride with White Hair, Death Machine, Exorcist III, Gremloids, Rob Roy
Singers: Tori Amos, Nina Hagen, Sinead O’Connor, Roy Orbison
Song Of The Month: Political Man by Cream

Our representative group photo is consciously inappropriate. Can any member send in an image which is more apt? Or less apt?

Does anyone know any Polish jokes about Russians?