Dear Friend, I am sorry I have not sent you anything for months.
I was supposed to send you test related stuff with some humor and
quotes etc.
However,  my whole life has changed.
I found out the secret of how to get rich! I know, I can't believe it
myself.

As you know I operate University of Life which was a fun test site,
(now at http://teststeststests.com/ ) .
but is now a "prosperity" site at http://www.universityoflife.com/

For the last 16 years I was also an English teacher in Tokyo and
wrote Edutainment and have the site http://eslgames.com/

One year ago I moved back to Perth to practice the wealth attraction
principals I had learned from my mentors.
I now live here at http://perthcondos.com/ , I drive this
http://idtag.info/mercedes500sl/
I own three condos here http://phuketvacationapartments.com/ I have no
debt etc .

I do not tell you this to brag,  just to show you I am now more
qualified to teach wealth
creation/attraction rather than send you tests and quotes etc.

Hopefully you will see the benefit of joining my mentor program here
http://www.universityoflife.com/default.asp when it is ready sometime
in the future.

One of the easiest way to wealth is to have mentors and a mastermind
group. Going to seminars like these
http://www.universityoflife.com/ArticleView.asp?ArticleID=35 and
meeting "prosperity minded" people,  all with the same goal,  is
certainly a fast way to riches.

Anyway, don't believe me, just stand by and I will start to email you
(when I have something valuable to say)
and you can then decide if you want to be involved with me as your
mentor in future.

If you are pretty sure I can't help you attract more wealth and think
I am full of BS for any reason,
please use the "unsubscribe" link below.

For the rest of you, stand by and I will send you "prosperity
enhancing" information/lessons/tips/methods to
achieve financial freedom.

Following is an Xmas email I sent to some close friends and thought
you might like it too.

All the best.....Ian
PS Nothing will restrict you more than contempt for new ideas, prior
to investigation.


******Xmas 2008 Stuff From Ian *********

Hi All, here are some fun links, enjoy!

If you can help with our search for Mel Gibson, we would much
appreciate it....
http://www.universityoflife.com/ArticleView.asp?ArticleID=46

This is a great web site.... Turn up volume, sit back and enjoy a review
of 50 years of history in less than 3 minutes! Thanks to Billy Joel
and someone from the University of Chicago with too much time on
Google!

< /B> http://home.uchicago.edu/~yli5/Flash/Fire.html

Gratitude Dance!!
http://www.karmatube.org/videos.php?id=257

If you want to do Xmas shopping online this year,
here are all the trusted merchants that can get it to you by Xmas.
It is a fun way to shop.....
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
Is it a video game or a mall?

Love.....Ian & Sascha


"Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day"
--Helen Rice quotes

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people
forget the past with a present"
--Anonymous quotes

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish
peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
--Calvin Coolidge

"On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore,
There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and
sixty-four"
--Tom Lehrer

"Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect."
--Oren Arnold

Hi All, no ESL this time, just some nice Christmas Quotes and the best
site online if you still have Xmas shopping. It's like a video game
shopping at http://www.flashshoppingmall.com/, really cool!

Voted #1 most fun shopping site on Net, can deliver for Xmas!
http://www.flashshoppingmall.com/


Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything
is softer and more beautiful.  ~Norman Vincent Peale


Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
~Carol Nelson


He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
  ~Roy L. Smith


Christmas, children, is not a date.  It is a state of mind.  ~Mary
Ellen Chase


I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a
good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know
of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one
consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people
below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and
not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.  ~Charles Dickens

May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope;
The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
The heart of Christmas which is love.
- - - Ada V. Hendricks

Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never
fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.
- - - Lenore Hershey

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out
faster than the Christmas spirit.
- - - Kin Hubbard

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a
thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
- - - Garrison Keillor


Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year -
and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
  ~W.J. Cameron


http://www.flashshoppingmall.com/

Dear Friend and Subscriber, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

ALL NEW!!! See the new University of Life...
http://www.UniversityofLife.com/ even more fun available online!

===Quotes=====

"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of
today."
--Franklin D. Roosevelt
	 (1882 - 1945)

"It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought
to last as long as life."
--Queen Christina of Sweden
	 (1626 - 1689)

"When you find yourself at a crossroads, always choose 'looks fun'
over 'looks profitable'."
--Horinouchi Kyuichiro
	 "How to Succeed" - Rule # 8


=======NEW SITES!=====Skype.com=========

Skype - The whole world can talk for free.
http://webtickers.com/skype/

"Skype.com has revolutionized the way I communicate, I live in Japan
and speak to my family
in Australia,  completely FREE! We have not paid to talk for over a year."
--IE Hewitt

"If you don't use Skype on your computer you are throwing money away."
--Jill Thompson

"On Skype from New York to Bangkok the quality is better than my phone!"
-Mike Cormack

Computer to Computer - Free worldwide
Computer to normal phone - very cheap
Phone to Computer - very cheap

http://webtickers.com/skype/

=====================

"Dear Ian, we love the Depression Buster CD, I put it on and just
watch the mood
get happier, I can't thank you enough."
Mark J (New York)
http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

World Wide Health Insurance!
Looking for Health Insurance?
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==== New Tests =======================

How in heavens name does this work??
http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf

Expert Rating Computer and Career Tests
http://www.universityoflife.com/expertrating/

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

Very accurate and cool Personality Tests ..
http://www.apersonalitytest.com/

==== QUOTES ==================

"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right
place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important
question is: "Are you ready?"
--Johnny Carson

"I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long."
--Shelley Winters
(1922 - 2006)

"Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it
happens."
--Epictetus
	 (55 AD - 135 AD)


=========Humor this Month==========

Monthly overall work evaluation


Name: _____________________     Date: _______________

_____________________________________________________
KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.
           __ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
           __ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
           __ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

_____________________________________________________
ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.
           __ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.
           __ Must take off shoes to count above ten.
           __ What's a number?

_____________________________________________________
ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.
           __ Brown noser in good standing.
           __ Often annoys co-workers and fights.
           __ Doesn't care, never did, never will.

_____________________________________________________
RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.
           __ Very dependable.
           __ Rely on his being first one out the door.
           __ Absolutely totally worthless.

_____________________________________________________
APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.
             __ Looks great on his day off.
             __ Flies take him over fresh manure.
             __ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.

_____________________________________________________
PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.
              __ Does great work--at evaluation time.
              __ Works well after ten cups of coffee.
              __ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.

_____________________________________________________
LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.
             __ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
             __ One time some listened to him whine.
             __ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.
_____________________________________________________

I understand that I have been counseled and understand
my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further
acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,
and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.

               _______________________________________
                                    Employee signature




=============================================

"Walking is man's best medicine."
--Hippocrates  (460 BC - 377 BC)

"The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."
--Will Rogers  (1879 - 1935)

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on
people."
--W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical
advertising uses truth to deceive the public."
--Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962)


===========================

Career Aptitude Tests!
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Save 30% Off All Letterhead, Brochures, Flyers, Folders
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Calvin Klein!!
Buy underwear online and save at 25% off sale!!
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10% Off Any Purchase at Shoebuy.com
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If you are into music downloads,  reviews and gear, check out Your Music!
http://webtickers.com/yourmusic/

============QUOTES=========

"The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block."
--Inigo DeLeon

"Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far
higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself."
--Joel Hawes

"My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist.
Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose."
--Bette Davis    (1908 - 1989)

"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink."
--John Heywood  (1497 - 1580)

"If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get
done."
--Ludwig Wittgenstein   (1889 - 1951)



Liz Claibourne is THE place to shop for women's clothes online!
http://webtickers.com/lizclaiborne/

*******STOP PRESS**********

Please feel free to send this to your friends,
just get them to check out back issues at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

******** SPECIAL**********

The most "test" fun you can have online!
http://www.universityoflife.com/


=====GIFT CERTIFICATES=======

Sending gifts was always a problem.
Gift certificates are an obvious solution as you can have
them posted anywhere. Discounts too!
GIFTCERTIFICATES.com
http://webtickers.com/giftcertificates.htm

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
--Booker T. Washington

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to
laugh at him."
--Thomas Szasz

A man's manners are a mirror
in which he shows his portrait.
--Goethe 1749-1832


"This year I will only shop online at Flash Shopping Mall, it's soooo
cool!"
--Mark Furr - Boston
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/


=============FUN TESTS!=================

Computer and Entertainment Tests....
http://www.TestsTestsTests.com/

New FREE typing test!
http://www.typingcertification.com/

Previous Issues!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

==========SPECIAL===============

"If you get one new application for 2005, Skype should be it"
-PC Magazine
http://webtickers.com/skype/

"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too."
--Voltaire (1694 - 1778

"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by
doing them."
--Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I
have of it."
--Thomas Jefferson   (1743 - 1826)

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
--Peter Ustinov

"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not
know what can't be done."
--Henry Ford  (1863 - 1947)

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers."
--Dorothy Bernard

--Steve Martin


Most links above available at...
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/

Dear Friend and Subscriber, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

===Quotes=====

True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning
to see an imperfect person perfectly.
--Jason Jordan

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I
did not say so.
--David Grayson


A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
--Frank A. Clark


=======NEW SITES!=====Skype.com=========

Skype - The whole world can talk for free.
http://webtickers.com/skype/

"Skype.com has revolutionized the way I communicate, I live in Japan
and speak to my family in Australia,  completely FREE! We have not
paid to talk for over a year."
--IE Hewitt

"If you don't use Skype on your computer you are throwing money away."
--Jill Thompson

"On Skype from New York to Bangkok the quality is better than my phone!"
-Mike Cormack

Computer to Computer - Free worldwide
Computer to normal phone - very cheap
Phone to Computer - very cheap

http://webtickers.com/skype/

=====================

"Dear Ian, we love the Depression Buster CD, I put it on and just
watch the mood get happier, I can't thank you enough."
Mark J (New York)
http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

  World Wide Health Insurance!

Looking for Health Insurance?
http://www.webtickers.com/ehealthinsurance/


==== New Tests =======================

How in heavens name does this work??
http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf

Expert Rating Computer and Career Tests
http://www.universityoflife.com/expertrating/

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

Very accurate and cool Personality Tests ..
http://www.apersonalitytest.com/

==== QUOTES ==================

It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes
the difference.
--Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant


Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside
of me which is pounding, saying, Keep going, someone must be on top,
why not you?
--General George S. Patton

Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important,
although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and
personal satisfaction.
--Brian Tracy

=========Humor this Month==========

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.
While suffering the agonies of impending death,
he suddendly smelled the aroma of his favorite
anisete sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs.

Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted
himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall,
he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and
with even greater effort, gripping the railing
with both hands he crawled downstairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the
doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Where if
not for death's agony, he would have thought
himself already in heaven, for there, spread
out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table
were literally hundreds of his favorite
anisette sprinkled cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love
from his devoted wife of 60 years? Would she
see to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw
himself towards the table, landing on his knees
in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted,
the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in
his mouth...seemingly bringing him back to life.

His aged and withered hand trembled on its way
to another cookie at the edge of the table,
when it was suddenly smacked with a wooden
spoon by his wife.

"Get out of here!" she said, "They're for the
funeral."


=============================================

"Literature is news that stays news."
--Ezra Pound
	 (1885 - 1972) ABC of Reading (1934) chapter 8

"Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross
a chasm in two small jumps."
--David Lloyd George (1863 - 1945)

"When you learn, teach. When you get, give."
--Maya Angelou (1928 - )

"The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it."
--Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD)

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
--Babe Ruth

Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat.
--Malcolm Forbes

Success is never final and failure never fatal.  It's courage that counts.
--George F. Tiltonood

Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter
and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so you can
be all that you were intended to be.
--Charles "Tremendous" Jones



===========================

Career Aptitude Tests!
http://www.webtickers.com/kaplan/

If you are into music reviews and gear, check out Musicians friend!
http://webtickers.com/musiciansfriend/

Norm Thompson!!

Half a century ago we were selling hand-tied fishing flies to
discerning sportsmen. Today, we're more apt to be selling men's and
women's handknit sweaters plus unique accessories, gourmet foods and
one-of-a-kind gifts. We offer discerning customers an "Escape from the
Ordinary" shopping experience from the moment they pick up the phone
to the moment they open their package.
http://webtickers.com/normthompson/


The Body Shop Online too!
The foundation of The Body Shop's environmental activism was born out
of ideas like these.
I am aware that success is more than a good idea. It is timing too.
The Body Shop arrived just as Europe was going 'green'.
http://webtickers.com/bodyshop/

If you are into music reviews and gear, check out Music123!
http://webtickers.com/music123/

============QUOTES=========

The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things
that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day.
The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you do
is who you become.
--Heraclitus
535-475 BC (approximately), Philosopher and Author

If one advances confidenly in the direction of his dreams, and
endeavors to lead a life which he has imagined, he will meet with
success unexpected in common hours.
--Henry David Thoreau

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the
lesson afterwards.
--Vernon Sanders Law


Liz Claibourne is THE place to shop for women's clothes online!
http://webtickers.com/lizclaiborne/

*******STOP PRESS**********

Please feel free to send this to your friends,
just get them to check out back issues at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

******** SPECIAL**********

The most "test" fun you can have online!
http://www.universityoflife.com/


=====GIFT CERTIFICATES=======

Sending gifts was always a problem.
Gift certificates are an obvious solution as you can have
them posted anywhere. Discounts too!
GIFTCERTIFICATES.com
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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
--Christopher Morley

Control your destiny or somebody else will.
--Jack Welch

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
--Lance Armstrong

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a
year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its
place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.
  --Lance Armstrong




"This year I will only shop online at Flash Shopping Mall, it's soooo
cool!"
--Mark Furr - Boston
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/


=============FUN TESTS!=================

Computer and Entertainment Tests....
http://www.TestsTestsTests.com/

New FREE typing test!
http://www.typingcertification.com/

Previous Issues!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

==========SPECIAL===============

"If you get one new application for 2005, Skype should be it"
-PC Magazine
http://webtickers.com/skype/

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then
maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other
choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and
emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell.
--Lance Armstrong

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
--Author Unknown

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
--Author Unknown

Knowing that you have complete control of your thinking you will
recognize the power.
--Mikhail Strabo



Most links above available at...
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/

Dear Friend and Subscriber, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

================================================

UniversityofLife.com : inc the new "Stress Test Online"
2nd December 05 -- New Style Issue #3

================================================

In This Issue:

1) Our usual collection of fun and famous quotations.

2) Info on the "Skype.com - Number One Killer Application of 2005" by
PC Magazine

3) Incredible Xmas Shopping and Fun site
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/  you have to see it to believe it!

Tell Us What You Think

We would love to hear what you think of this issue of.
And of course, if you have any suggestions for upcoming issues that
you'd like to share with us, please send those, too!

Just e-mail me at: ian@...

===Quotes=====

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
--Robin Williams (1951 - )

  "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,  particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
  --Lynn  Lavner

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice
because thorns have roses."
--Ziggy



=======NEW SITES!=====Skype.com=========

Skype - The whole world can talk for free.
http://webtickers.com/skype/

"Skype.com has revolutionized the way I communicate, I live in Japan
and speak to my family
in Australia,  completely FREE! We have not paid to talk for over a year."
--IE Hewitt

"If you don't use Skype on your computer you are throwing money away."
--Jill Thompson

"On Skype from New York to Bangkok the quality is better than my phone!"
-Mike Cormack

Computer to Computer - Free worldwide
Computer to normal phone - very cheap
Phone to Computer - very cheap

http://webtickers.com/skype/

=====================

"Dear Ian, we love the Depression Buster CD, I put it on and just
watch the mood
get happier, I can't thank you enough."
Mark J (New York)
http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

Bidz.Com 100% Risk Free Auctions
http://webtickers.com/bidz/


For all Event Tickets, book online at TicketSellers.com...
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Lane Bryant – Fashionable plus-size apparel, sizes 14-28.
http://webtickers.com/lanebryant/

==== New Tests =======================

If the two dolphins look different to you, you need a rest!
http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/

Expert Rating Computer and Career Tests
http://www.universityoflife.com/expertrating/

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

This is a very accurate and cool Personality Test ..
http://www.apersonalitytest.com/

==== QUOTES ==================

"The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to
take your pants off."
--Ringo Starr

"Food is the most primitive form of comfort."
--Sheila Graham

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much
about the problem."
--Malcolm Forbes
		 (1919 - 1990)

"I'm so optimistic I'd go after Moby Dick in a row boat and take the
tartar sauce with me."
--Zig Ziglar

"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago."
--Jim Bishop

"Any plan is bad which is incapable of modification."
--Publilius Syrus (~100 BC)

"You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do
something about its width and depth."
--Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)



=========Humor this Month==========

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell sleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in
the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,"Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f* *  *ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

=============================================

"There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity."
--General Douglas MacArthur
		 (1880 - 1964)

"In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the
next time."
--Anthony J. D'Angelo

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything
with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said,
'Do I know you?'"
--Steven Wright (1955 - )

"The fool wonders, the wise man asks."
--Benjamin Disraeli
		 (1804 - 1881)


===========================

Career Aptitude Tests!
http://www.webtickers.com/kaplan/

If you are into music reviews and gear, check out Musicians friend!
http://webtickers.com/musiciansfriend/

Delta.com Travel Quick Search
Check out the cool new easy find system!
http://www.economy-travel.com/deltaairlines/

============QUOTES=========

"Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
--Yogi Berra

"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government
and business."
--Tom Robbins (1936 - )

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
--Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962)

"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by
doing them."
--Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)



Liz Claibourne is THE place to shop for women's clothes online!
http://webtickers.com/lizclaiborne/

*******STOP PRESS**********

Please feel free to send this to your friends,
just get them to check out back issues at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

******** SPECIAL**********

The most "test" fun you can have online!
http://www.universityoflife.com/


=====GIFT CERTIFICATES=======

Sending gifts was always a problem.
Gift certificates are an obvious solution as you can have
them posted anywhere. Discounts too!
GIFTCERTIFICATES.com
http://webtickers.com/giftcertificates.htm

"I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it
had to go through Congress."
--George Bush Sr.

"All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has
that."
--Baltasar Gracian

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
--Dylan Thomas
	 (1914 - 1953)



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"Whatever you fear most has no power - it is your fear that has the
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--Oprah Winfrey (1954 - )

"Even God cannot change the past."
--Agathon (448 BC - 400 BC)

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an
understanding of ourselves."
--Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)



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================================================

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19th August 05 -- New Style Issue #2

================================================

In This Issue:

1) Our usual collection of fun and famous quotations.

2) Info on the "Skype.com - Number One Killer Application of 2005" by
PC Magazine


Tell Us What You Think

We would love to hear what you think of this issue of.
And of course, if you have any suggestions for upcoming issues that
you'd like to share with us, please send those, too!

Just e-mail me at: ian@...

===Quotes=====

You have to choose (as a voter) between trusting to the natural
ability of gold and the natural stability and intelligence of the
government. And with due respect to these gentlemen, I advise you, as
long as the capitalist system lasts, to vote for gold.
--George Bernard Shaw

"We spend so much time looking back at the closed doors behind us, we
miss out on the open doors ahead."
--Wil Wheaton  (Actor, author, website developer)

"For myself, I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being
anything else."
--Sir Winston Churchill
		 (1874 - 1965)
		 Speech at the Lord Mayor's banquet,
		 London, November 9, 1954


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==== QUOTES ==================

"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."
--David Letterman
		 (1947 - )

"Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And
man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond
human beings."
--John F. Kennedy
		 (1917 - 1963)
		 Speech at The American University,
		 Washington, D.C., June 10, 1963

"It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with
tranquility: they must have action; and they will make it if they
cannot find it."
--Charlotte Bronte
		 (1816 - 1855)
		 Jane Eyre, 1847


=========Humor this Month==========

Two friends are walking in the jungle. Suddenly a tiger appears in the
distance running toward them. One friend pulls a pair of 'Nikes' out
of his bag and quickly puts them on. With a surprised look, the other
friend says, "You don't really think you can out run that tiger with
those?" "I don't need to out run the tiger", his friend replies, "I
just need to run faster than you".

=============================================

"Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things,
literature,
music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures,
beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself."
--Henry Miller (1891 - 1980)

"Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it
for love of it."
--Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)

"Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly."
--Solon (638 BC - 559 BC)


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"Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy
to govern but impossible to enslave."
--Baron Henry Peter Brougham

"One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the
lesson if you flunk the first time."
--Anonymous

"We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything
else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations
bend to that one objective."
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
		 (1890 - 1969)
		 speech, April 2, 1957


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In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by
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-- Dr Joyce Brothers

You may feel like dwelling on your limits or your fears.
Don't do it. A perfect prescription for a squandered,
unfulfilled life is to accommodate self-defeating feelings
while undercutting your finest, most productive ones.
--Marsha Sinetar

"Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the
soul."
-- Watterson Lowe

"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my
invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely
preferable to that of a mere adult."
--Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired."
--Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)

"If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If
you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?"
--Shantideva


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==========SPECIAL===============

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-PC Magazine
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"Some people continue to pretend that anchor people are reporters."
--Peter Jennings

"Everywhere I go, I find a poet has been there before me."
--Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939)

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car
payments."
--Earl Wilson


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Dear Friend and Subscriber, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

================================================

Over 17 amazing new tests to show your true self.
17th May 05 -- New Style Issue #1

================================================


In This Issue:

1) Our usual collection of fun and famous quotations.

2) A very special bonus of "Over 17 amazing new tests to show your
true self." (see bottom of email)

3) Private invitation from TypingCertification.com

Tell Us What You Think/Like

We would love to hear what you think of this issue of.
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Just e-mail me at: ian@...

===Quotes=====

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own
relations.
--Oscar Wilde

Wealth is something you acquire so you can share it, not keep it.
--LaDonna Harris

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
--Wayne Gretzky

The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more you
seek opportunity,  the more likely it is that you will achieve the
security that you desire.
--Brian Tracy

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
--Steven Wright

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane
people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
--Nora Ephron

"When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think
only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the
solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."
--R. Buckminster Fuller
		 (1895 - 1983)

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==== QUOTES ==================

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the
boss will add it to your regular duties."
-- Doug Larson

"What people need is problems.
   The power that emerges when
   faced with a problem, where
   you would lose everything,
   is your true power."
--Souichiro Honda
                (1906-1991)

"When people grow profits grow."
--Professor Peter Koestenbaum

"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car
could go straight upwards."
--Fred Hoyle
		 (1915 - )

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never
use."
--Charles M. Schulz
		 (1922 - 2000)

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of
the human race."
--H. G. Wells
		 (1866 - 1946)

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep
moving."
--Albert Einstein
		 (1879 - 1955)



=========Humor this Month==========


Camilla is now happy with the wedding arrangements but has turned
down the Queens offer of a weekend in Paris with a car & driver.


========================

I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down
from  the ceiling.

Just then one of my co workers (she's blonde...it'll be important
later) came in and asked me what I was doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light
bulb."

  A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

  "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

  With that, I jumped down and started walking out.

  The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was
going.

  "I'm leaving -- I can't work in the dark."


=============================================

It doesn't matter how many say it cannot be done or how many people
have tried it before; it's important to realize that whatever you're
doing, it's your first attempt at it.
--Wally Amos ~

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever.
Is that good news?
--Dr. Robert Anthony ~

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
--Richard Bach ~

"Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around."
--Henry David Thoreau
		 (1817 - 1862)

"Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious."
--George Bernard Shaw
		 (1856 - 1950)

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."
--Abraham Lincoln
		 (1809 - 1865)

"There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between
mediocrity and accomplishment."
--Norman Vincent Peale
		 (1898 - 1993)


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Once you begin to believe there is help "out there," you will know it
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--Saint Bartholomew ~

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
--Shirley Temple Black ~

Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth.
-- Ludwig Borne ~

We are what we believe we are
--Benjamin N. Cardozo ~

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many
rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
--Ronald Reagan
		 (1911 - 2004)

"It takes two to speak the truth--one to speak and the other to hear."
--Henry David Thoreau
		 (1817 - 1862)

"If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple
to understand it."
--Emerson Pugh

"We adore chaos because we love to produce order."
--M. C. Escher
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In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by
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-- Dr Joyce Brothers

You may feel like dwelling on your limits or your fears.
Don't do it. A perfect prescription for a squandered,
unfulfilled life is to accommodate self-defeating feelings
while undercutting your finest, most productive ones.
--Marsha Sinetar

"Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the
soul."
-- Watterson Lowe


"This year I will only shop online at Flash Shopping Mall, it's soooo
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--Mark Furr - Boston
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=============FUN TESTS!=================

If you only check out one NEW site this year, it should be...
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Is it a video game or a Mall??

Previous Issues!
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==========SPECIAL===============

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-- Richard Nixon (1913-1994)

"A newspaper should be the maximum of information,
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-- Richard Cobden (1804-1865) English politician

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own
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--Oscar Wilde

Wealth is something you acquire so you can share it, not keep it.
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===Quotes=====

People become really quite remarkable when they start
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themselves they have the first secret of success.
-- Norman Vincent Peale

"Of all the animals, the
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-- Plato (427 B.C. - 347 B.C.)

"Love does not consist in gazing at each other but
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-- Antoine de Saint Exupery


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==== QUOTES ==================

"Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000,
'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200,
marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco,
just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?"
--Ralph Nader

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat
and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
--Dick Martin

"I don't know what your destiny will be, but one
thing I do know: the only ones among you who will
be really happy are those who have sought and found
how to serve."
--Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)
  French philosopher, physician, musician, Nobel Prize Winner



=========Humor this Month==========

Amazing Anagrams
Amazing Anagrams
Dormitory == Dirty Room
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
Semolina == Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
Contradiction == Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the
mind to
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Becomes:
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet,
queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --
Neil A.
Armstrong
becomes:
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon!
On to
Mars!

=============================================

In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by
pressing the limits do you ever find them.
-- Dr Joyce Brothers

You may feel like dwelling on your limits or your fears.
Don't do it. A perfect prescription for a squandered,
unfulfilled life is to accommodate self-defeating feelings
while undercutting your finest, most productive ones.
--Marsha Sinetar

I do not care to speak ill of any man behind his back, but I believe
the
gentleman is an attorney.
--Samuel Johnson


===========================

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============QUOTES=========

"Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the
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-- Watterson Lowe

"Every man paddles his own canoe."
-- Frederick Marryat

"Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its
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-- Hosea Ballou

He that falls in love with himself will have no
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--Franklin

I would rather make my name than inherit it.
--William Makepeace Thackeray


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Sending gifts was always a problem.
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It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and
you say, 'Go away, I'm looking for the truth.' and so it
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--Robert M. Pirsig

If you're proactive, you don't have to wait for circumstances
or other people to create perspective expanding experiences.
You can consciously create your own.
--Stephen Covey

In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to
those who show their good qualities in action.
--Aristotle BC 384-322, Greek Philosopher

"This year I will only shop online at Flash Shopping Mall, it's soooo
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--Mark Furr - Boston
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=============FUN TESTS!=================

If you only check out one NEW site this year, it should be...
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Is it a video game or a Mall??

Previous Issues!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

Dear Friend, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

===Quotes=====

"If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law,
and wear bright leather pants."
--Carol Moseley-Braun (1947-)
US politican, lawyer on her plans if she lost the Senate race
New Republic," 15 Nov 1993.

"The game of life is a lot like football.
You have to tackle your problems, block your fears,
and score your points when you get the opportunity."
-- Lewis Grizzard (1946-1996)


=======NEW SITES!==============

"Dear Ian, we love the Depression Buster CD, I put it on and just
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http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

Looking for old classmates? Check out Reunion.com at
http://webtickers.com/reunion/

For all the best outdoor gear!
http://webtickers.com/sierratradingpost/

For all Event Tickets, book online at...
http://webtickers.com/ticketsnow/

Lane Bryant – Fashionable plus-size apparel, sizes 14-28.
http://webtickers.com/lanebryant/



==== New Tests =======================

The Birth Test
Your birth date describes who you are, what you are good at and what
your inborn abilities are. It also points to what you have to learn
and the challenges you are facing.
http://apersonalitytest.com/PTS/PTS-Test04.asp?REF=1

Expert Rating Computer and Career Tests
http://www.universityoflife.com/expertrating/

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

This is a very accurate and cool Personality Test ..
http://www.apersonalitytest.com/

==== QUOTES ==================

"Success is not a harbor but a voyage with its
own perils to the spirit. The game of life is to come
up a winner, to be a success, or to achieve what
we set out to do."
-- Richard Nixon (1913-1994)

"A newspaper should be the maximum of information,
and the minimum of comment."
-- Richard Cobden (1804-1865)
             English politician

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the
Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read:
PRESIDENT CAN'T SWIM."
-- Lyndon B. Johnson


=========Humor this Month==========


GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

  1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.


  2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

  3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.


  4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.


  5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

  6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

  7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.


  8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

  9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.


  10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.


GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

  1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.


  2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

  3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.


  4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

  5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.


  6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy.


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

  1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.


  2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

  3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down
  there.

  4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

  5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.


  6) Time may be a great healer,  but it's a lousy beautician.

  7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.



  THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

  1) You believe in Santa Claus.

  2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

  3) You are Santa Claus.

  4) You look like Santa Claus.



  SUCCESS:


  At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

  At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

  At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

  At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.

  At age 35 success is . . . having money.

  At age 50 success is .. . . having money.


  At age 60 success is . . .. going all the way.

  At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.


  At age 75! success is . . . having friends.

  At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.


=============================================

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume
of failure.
--Zig Ziglar

"I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets."
-- D. H. Lawrence (1885-1930)

Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be
perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less
than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each
step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and
more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more
successful.
--Mark Victor Hansen

===========================

Career Aptitude Tests!
http://www.webtickers.com/kaplan/

If you are into music, check out Musicians Friend!
http://webtickers.com/musiciansfriend/

Delta.com Travel Quick Search
Check out the cool new easy find system!
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============QUOTES=========

"The exhilaration of flying is too keen, the pleasure too great, for
it to be neglected as a sport"
— Orville Wright

When asked by someone how much money flying takes:"Why, all of it!"
— Gordon Baxter

The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their
reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the
importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much.
Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century
would end.
--Douglas Adams

=====NEW FREE TYPING TEST!===========

Free Online Typing Test!!
http://www.TypingCertification.com/

Liz Claibourne is THE place to shop for women's clothes online!
http://webtickers.com/lizclaiborne/

*******STOP PRESS**********

Please feel free to send this to your friends,
just get them to check out back issues at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

******** SPECIAL**********

The most "test" fun you can have online!
http://www.universityoflife.com/


=====GIFT CERTIFICATES=======

Sending gifts was always a problem.
Gift certificates are an obvious solution as you can have
them posted anywhere. Discounts too!
GIFTCERTIFICATES.com
http://webtickers.com/giftcertificates.htm


"Love many, hate few, learn to paddle your own canoe."
--American Proverb

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of
others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though
t'were his own.
- Johann von Goethe

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are
doing.
--Dale Carnegie


"This year I will only shop online at Flash Shopping Mall, it's soooo
cool!"
--Mark Furr - Boston
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/


=============FUN TESTS!=================

If you only check out one NEW site this year, it should be...
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
Is it a video game or a Mall??

Previous Issues!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

Dear Friend, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun Xmas
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

===Quotes=====

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every
buck is dear to him
--Unknown

What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the
present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow
with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
--Agnes M. Pharo

Jennifer Bofinger, media spokeswoman for the animal rights group
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said despite the shabby
treatment of deer in general, her organization has not received any
complaints about how Santa Claus treats his reindeer.
--Los Angeles (LA) Times

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new
club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.
--Unknown

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our
childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and
transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
--Charles Dickens

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
--Shirley Temple

The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfuly wise men who
brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving
Christmas presents.
--O. Henry

I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all come
home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday - the longer, the better -
from the great boarding school where we are forever working at our
arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest.
--Charles Dickens

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
--Charles Dickens, Ebeneezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your
feet.
--Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a
happy family all wrapped up in each other.
--Burton Hillis (Better Homes and Gardens)

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
--Erma Bombeck (I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression)

We are always the same age inside.
--Gertrude Stein


=======NEW SITES!==============

"Dear Ian, we love the Depression Buster CD, I put it on and just
watch the mood get happier, I can't thank you enough."Mark J (New
York)
http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

Looking for old classmates? Check out Reunion.com at
http://webtickers.com/reunion/

1st business card order FREE
http://webtickers.com/vistaprint/

For all Event Tickets, book online at...

http://webtickers.com/ticketsnow/

http://webtickers.com/ticketsellers/


==== New Tests =======================

The Birth Test
Your birth date describes who you are, what you are good at and what
your inborn abilities are. It also points to what you have to learn
and the challenges you are facing.
http://apersonalitytest.com/PTS/PTS-Test04.asp?REF=1

Expert Rating Computer and Career Tests
http://www.universityoflife.com/expertrating/

Kaplan Tests Online
Study all sorts of things online with...
http://www.webtickers.com/kaplan/

Chakra Test
Are your Chakras balanced? Take the free test!
http://www.universityoflife.com/emode/

Inkblot Test
Better than Rorschach! Take Emode's free Inkblot Test!
http://www.universityoflife.com/emode/

This is a very accurate and cool Personality Test ..
http://www.apersonalitytest.com/

==== QUOTES ==================

"Is there any man, is there any woman, let me say any child here,
that does
not know that the seed of war in the modern world is industrial and
commercial rivalry?"
--Woodrow Wilson 1919

"Where there is hate, let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is despair, hope;
Where there is darkness, light."
--St. Francis of Assisi (1182-1226)
             Italian religious leader

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein

=========Humor this Month==========

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one
carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!".

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that; you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open
foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other
goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his  birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen
Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
up a small florist shop to raise funds.Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God, a rival
florist across town thought the competition was unfair.He asked the
good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close.
They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most
vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back
if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so,  thereby proving that only Hugh, can prevent
florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd
diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make
them laugh.
No pun in ten did????

=============================================

"A single conversation across the table with
a wise man is worth a month's study of books."
--Chinese Proverb

"The books that the world calls immoral are the
books that show the world it's own shame."
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Condense soup, not books!"
--Unix Fortune

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
--Voltaire

===========================

Career Aptitude Tests!
http://www.universityoflife.com/career.htm

Delta.com Travel Quick Search
Check out the cool new easy find system!
http://www.economy-travel.com/deltaairlines/

============QUOTES=========

Life is change...
Growth is optional...
Choose wisely...
-- Karen Kaiser Clark

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other
invention, with
the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
--Mitch Ratcliffe

"Education is when you read the fine print.
Experience is what you get if you don't."
--Pete Seeger

What we take for the history of nature is only the very incomplete
history of an
instant.
--Denis Diderot

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
-- Bertrand Russell

"The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily,
now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and
standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist
and trained nurse, a little later on."
--Elbert Hubbard


=====NEW FREE TYPING TEST!===========

Free Online Typing Test!!
http://www.TypingCertification.com/

For people of all interests who love receiving things 100% FREE!!
There's something for EVERYONE!
http://www.universityoflife.com/free.htm

*******STOP PRESS**********

Please feel free to send this to your friends,
just get them to check out back issues at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

******** SPECIAL**********

Looking for a job?
Need a new resume?
Check out the cool stuff at...
http://www.universityoflife.com/resume/


=====GIFT CERTIFICATES=======

Sending gifts was always a problem.
Gift certificates are an obvious solution as you can have
them posted anywhere. Discounts too!
GIFTCERTIFICATES.com
http://webtickers.com/giftcertificates.htm


To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear
off having ideas.
--Leo Burnett

There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to
see, yet small enough to solve.
--Mike Leavitt

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
--Dan Quayle


"This year I will be able to keep a track of my Xmas shopping, thanks"
--Mark Furr - Boston
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/


=============FUN TESTS!=================
http://www.UniversityofLife.com/

If you only check out one NEW site this year, it should be...
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
Is it a video game or a Mall??

Previous Issues!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
Awarded #1 Fun Site Online!
--Online Shopper Magazine

Dear Friend, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun Xmas
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

===Quotes=====

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every
buck is dear to him
--Unknown

What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the
present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow
with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
--Agnes M. Pharo

Jennifer Bofinger, media spokeswoman for the animal rights group
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said despite the shabby
treatment of deer in general, her organization has not received any
complaints about how Santa Claus treats his reindeer.
--Los Angeles (LA) Times

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new
club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.
--Unknown

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our
childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and
transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
--Charles Dickens

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
--Shirley Temple

The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfuly wise men who
brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving
Christmas presents.
--O. Henry

I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all come
home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday - the longer, the better -
from the great boarding school where we are forever working at our
arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest.
--Charles Dickens

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
--Charles Dickens, Ebeneezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your
feet.
--Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a
happy family all wrapped up in each other.
--Burton Hillis (Better Homes and Gardens)

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
--Erma Bombeck (I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression)

We are always the same age inside.
--Gertrude Stein


=======NEW SITES!==============

"Dear Ian, we love the Depression Buster CD, I put it on and just
watch the mood get happier, I can't thank you enough."Mark J (New
York)
http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

Looking for old classmates? Check out Reunion.com at
http://webtickers.com/reunion/

1st business card order FREE
http://webtickers.com/vistaprint/

For all Event Tickets, book online at...

http://webtickers.com/ticketsnow/

http://webtickers.com/ticketsellers/


==== New Tests =======================

The Birth Test
Your birth date describes who you are, what you are good at and what
your inborn abilities are. It also points to what you have to learn
and the challenges you are facing.
http://apersonalitytest.com/PTS/PTS-Test04.asp?REF=1

Expert Rating Computer and Career Tests
http://www.universityoflife.com/expertrating/

Kaplan Tests Online
Study all sorts of things online with...
http://www.webtickers.com/kaplan/

Chakra Test
Are your Chakras balanced? Take the free test!
http://www.universityoflife.com/emode/

Inkblot Test
Better than Rorschach! Take Emode's free Inkblot Test!
http://www.universityoflife.com/emode/

This is a very accurate and cool Personality Test ..
http://www.apersonalitytest.com/

==== QUOTES ==================

"Is there any man, is there any woman, let me say any child here,
that does
not know that the seed of war in the modern world is industrial and
commercial rivalry?"
--Woodrow Wilson 1919

"Where there is hate, let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is despair, hope;
Where there is darkness, light."
--St. Francis of Assisi (1182-1226)
             Italian religious leader

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
--Robert A. Heinlein

=========Humor this Month==========

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one
carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!".

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that; you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open
foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other
goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his  birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen
Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
up a small florist shop to raise funds.Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God, a rival
florist across town thought the competition was unfair.He asked the
good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close.
They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most
vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back
if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so,  thereby proving that only Hugh, can prevent
florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd
diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make
them laugh.
No pun in ten did????

=============================================

"A single conversation across the table with
a wise man is worth a month's study of books."
--Chinese Proverb

"The books that the world calls immoral are the
books that show the world it's own shame."
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Condense soup, not books!"
--Unix Fortune

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
--Voltaire

===========================

Career Aptitude Tests!
http://www.universityoflife.com/career.htm

Delta.com Travel Quick Search
Check out the cool new easy find system!
http://www.economy-travel.com/deltaairlines/

============QUOTES=========

Life is change...
Growth is optional...
Choose wisely...
-- Karen Kaiser Clark

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other
invention, with
the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
--Mitch Ratcliffe

"Education is when you read the fine print.
Experience is what you get if you don't."
--Pete Seeger

What we take for the history of nature is only the very incomplete
history of an
instant.
--Denis Diderot

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
-- Bertrand Russell

"The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily,
now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and
standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist
and trained nurse, a little later on."
--Elbert Hubbard


=====NEW FREE TYPING TEST!===========

Free Online Typing Test!!
http://www.TypingCertification.com/

For people of all interests who love receiving things 100% FREE!!
There's something for EVERYONE!
http://www.universityoflife.com/free.htm

*******STOP PRESS**********

Please feel free to send this to your friends,
just get them to check out back issues at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

******** SPECIAL**********

Looking for a job?
Need a new resume?
Check out the cool stuff at...
http://www.universityoflife.com/resume/


=====GIFT CERTIFICATES=======

Sending gifts was always a problem.
Gift certificates are an obvious solution as you can have
them posted anywhere. Discounts too!
GIFTCERTIFICATES.com
http://webtickers.com/giftcertificates.htm


To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear
off having ideas.
--Leo Burnett

There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to
see, yet small enough to solve.
--Mike Leavitt

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
--Dan Quayle


"This year I will be able to keep a track of my Xmas shopping, thanks"
--Mark Furr - Boston
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/


=============FUN TESTS!=================
http://www.UniversityofLife.com/

If you only check out one NEW site this year, it should be...
http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
Is it a video game or a Mall??

Previous Issues!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/universityoflife

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
Awarded #1 Fun Site Online!
--Online Shopper Magazine

Dear Friend, here is our latest fun eZine, enjoy!

http://www.FlashShoppingMall.com/
"If you have not seen this site you have not seen the most fun
shopping site online!"
--Online Shopper Magazine

===Quotes=====

''There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.''
--writer P.J. O'Rourke

Remember, a fool and his money are soon parted, for only a fool will
buy something with money he does not have, to try and impress
somebody he does not like.
--A Anon

Lawyers are writing to the Unabomber. They want to represent him on
book and movie deals, and officials are trying to put a stop to it. I
say if lawyers are giving the Unabomber their return addresses, don't
ruin a good thing. Here's a problem that will take care of itself.
--Jay Leno



=======NEW SITES!==============

"Dear Ian, this will make the perfect Xmas gift, I can't thank you
enough."
J Thomas (New York)
http://www.DepressionBusterCD.com/

Looking for old classmates? Check out Reunion.com at
http://webtickers.com/reunion/

1st business card order FREE
http://webtickers.com/vistaprint/

For all Event Tickets, book online at...

http://webtickers.com/ticketsnow/

http://webtickers.com/ticketsellers/


==== New Tests =======================

The Birth Test
Your birth date describes who you are, what you are good at and what
your inborn abilities are. It also points to what you have to learn
and the challenges you are facing.
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   All life is an experiment."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn a new language and get a new soul.
--Czech proverb

"America did not invent human rights.  In a very real sense,
it is the other way around.  Human rights invented America."
--Jimmy Carter
     Former US President


=========Humor this Month==========


  1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get?married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the? reception was? excellent.

  2. Two hydrogen atoms walk? into a bar. One says, "I've
lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The
first replies, "Yes,I'm positive..."

  3. A jumper cable walks into a? bar. The barte
nder says,"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

  4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender
says,"Sorry we don't serve food in here."

  5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

  7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to
the?other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

  8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass
of Home.'"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's
Not Unusual."

  9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field.Daisy says
to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this  morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed
Daisy.

  10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.

  11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

  12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,?"My dog's
cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for  him?" "Well," says
the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog
up and examines his eyes. Finally, he  says, "I'm going to have to
put him down." "What Because? he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's
really heavy."

  14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the?other day but I
couldn't find any.

  15. I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him
50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top  shelf. He said,
"No,the steaks are too high."

17. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

  18. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when?they lit
a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that  you?can't have your
kayak and heat it too!

  19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.


=============================================

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career."
--Gloria Steinhem

  "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
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--Thomas Wolfe (1900-1938)

"What a strange illusion
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   Little minds are tamed and subdued by
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"I think I am a verb."
--R. Buckminster Fuller

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--Lord Byron

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             English poet, essayist, playwright

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-- Old Indian word means "Lousy Hunter"

"New ideas pass through three periods:
- It can't be done.
- It probably can be done, but it's not worth doing.
- I knew it was a good idea all along!"
--Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from
you.
--Ramsey Clark

"Imagination is not a talent of some men but
is the health of every man."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson


=========Humor this Month==========

Roger Dangerfield 1921 - 2004

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She
dropped her price.

I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect.Ê I told him,
"I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills."Ê He told me to have a
few drinks and get some rest.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.Ê My yo-yo,
it
never came back!

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the
kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand
dollars or you'll see your kid again."

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in
every room.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front
door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking
I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money
to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

One night I came home.Ê I figured, let my wife come on.Ê I'll
play it
cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.Ê

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me,
"Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a
mirror. I drink too much.ÊWay too much. My doctor drew blood. He
ran
a tab.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to
my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he
pulled through."

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle
fought for the west!

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him
stealing pens.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as
a friend.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his
wallet.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster
and a radio.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my
finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in
the electric chair.

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find
my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He
said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the
tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your
mark..."

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

I had a lot of pimples too.Ê One day I fell asleep in a
library.Ê I
woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an
ax!

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He
felt up my wife!

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the
Loom guys laughing at me.

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to
time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet
she won't drink from my glass!

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and
just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did
you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license
plate."

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee.Ê The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I
went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are
you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate
myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when
you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State
building and planes started to attack her.

I knew a girl so ugly, the last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a
hook on the end of it.

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint--a Saint Bernard!

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The
bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He
showed me a naked picture of my wife.

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me.Ê Just the other
night
she called me from a hotel.

My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with
her boyfriend.

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I
said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said,
"Because you came home early."

I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him
once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I
feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know,
but your eyesight is perfect."

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a
brown necktie.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't
mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly
too!"

I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over
and said, "Look, twins!"

And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing
to play with!


Subject: Im Well

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled
Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now
considered her to be mentally stable.Ê

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you
were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
life
of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself right
after
you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
but
he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.Ê

How soon can I go home?"

=============================================

"A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a
single man contemplates it, bearing within him the
image of a cathedral."
-- Saint Antoine de Exupery

There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will
read 'em
But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em...
  --Kevin Welch

Babies are always more trouble than you thought, and more wonderful.
--Charles Osgood


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--James Holt McGavran

"I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn."
--Elizabeth Taylor, about Michael Jackson

"Friendship improves happiness,
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The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing."
--Abraham Lincoln

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.  Hate
cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
--Martin Luther King Jr.

You can't fake listening.  It shows.
--Raquel Welch

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--Marlon Brando 1924 - 2004

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--N Simmons

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--Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

"Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your
belief will help create the fact."
--Henry James (1843 - 1916)

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last
fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."
--Sir Julian Huxley (1887 - 1975)


=========Humor this Month==========

  A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I
would  like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't
sell  to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the
salesman,  "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to
blondes,"  he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She  went for a complete
disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit,  big
sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the
salesman.  "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.  Frustrated, she
exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because  that's a
microwave," he replied.

=============================================

"The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read.
It
will be the person who does not know how to learn."
--Alvin Toffler

"People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding
success because they don't know when to quit. Most men
succeed because they are determined to."
-- George Allen (1922-1990)
             US football coach

"Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination
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--Laurence G. Boldt

"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set
yourself on fire."
--Reggie Leach

"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with -
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--J. R. R. Tolkien

"Get a bicycle. You will not regret itÑ if you live.Ó
--Mark Twain

"I am more and more convinced that our happiness depends more on how
we meet the events in our lives, than on those events themselves."
--Alexander Humboldt

"All animals except man know
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--Albert Einstein
  (1879 - 1955)

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought with, but
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morning, you don't belong in politics."
-- Brian Redman


"It is probably not love that makes the world go around,
but rather those mutually supportive alliances through
which partners recognize their dependence on each other
for the achievement of shared and private goals."
--Fred Allen (1894-1956)
            US comedian, vaudeville juggler

"One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but
one man cannot make a team."
-- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, NBA Center

=========Humor this Month==========

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter
?
?A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.ÊÊWhile he was
?there, he received a letter from his girlfriend.ÊÊIn
?the letter she explained that she had slept with two
guys while he had been gone, and that she wanted to
?break up with him....AND, that she wanted the pictures
?that he had of herself back.
?
?So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would
?do.ÊÊHe went around to his buddies and collected all
?of the unwanted photos of women that he could find.
?
?He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (some with
?clothes, some without) to his girlfriend with the
?following note.......
?
?"I don't remember which one you are.ÊÊPlease remove
?your picture and send the rest back."
?
=============================================

Lawyers: the larval form of Politicians.
--Unknown

"Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit."
-- Bern Williams

"It is inevitable that some defeat will enter even
the most victorious life. The human spirit is never
finished when it is defeated...it is finished when
it surrenders."
--Ben Stein

"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on
which it is impossible to be silent."
--Victor Hugo
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if
you can't get them together again, there must be a reason.  By all
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--IBM maintenance manual, 1925


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===Quotes=====

The superior man does not set his mind either for or against
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--Confucius

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--Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"A man paints with his brains and not with his hands."
--Michelangelo (1475-1564)
           Italian painter, sculptor, architect, poet

There she was--dejected, desperate, and stoned.  Everything I could
hope for in a woman.
--Louie DePalma, Taxi

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
--H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

=========Humor this Month==========

FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry
  Ê
  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on
  the same night.

  2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human
race has
  not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be
  "meetings,"

  3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness,"

  4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost
never want
  you to share yours with them.

  5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

  6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

  7. Never lick a steak knife.

  8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

  9.You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
  compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

  10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual
baby emerging  from her at that moment.

  11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people
   to make a  big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

  12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
   gender, religion, economic status we all believe we are above
average drivers.


  13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a
nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

  14. Your friends love you anyway.

  15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone
amateur built  the Ark. A large group of professionals built the
Titanic.

FINAL Thought for the day:

  Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to
women to  stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

=============================================

"If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a
big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays
with you the rest of your life."
-- Chris Evert

"Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game and
dumb enough to think it important."
-- Eugene McCarthy (1916-)
             US politician, teacher


One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.
No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
--Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

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--Abraham Lincoln

"Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings."
--Samuel Johnson

"Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks
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-- Cicero

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--Unknown

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence,
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--Mark Twain

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
--Leonardo da Vinci

"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Children have more need of models than of critics."
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===Quotes=====

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even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind."
--Leonardo da Vinci
  (1452-1519)


"You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo."
--S. Rickly Christian

"Flaming enthusiasm, backed by horse sense and persistence,
is the quality that most frequently makes for success."
--Dale Carnegie (1888-1955)
             US teacher, writer


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--Mark Twain

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--Aldous Huxley


Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
--Bernard Berenson

  "Live beyond your means, then you're forced to work hard, you have
to succeed."
--Edward G. Robinson.


"A man is given the choice between loving women and
understanding them."
--Ninon de Lenclos (1620-1705)
             French society figure, courtesan


-------Humor this Month--------

State of Arkansas Residency Application



  Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
            (last)       (_) Billy-Joe
                         (_) Billy-Ray
                         (_) Billy-Sue
                         (_) Billy-Mae
                         (_) Billy-Jack
                         (Check appropriate box)

  Age: ____
  Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
  Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

  Occupation:
  (_) Farmer
  (_) Mechanic
  (_) Hair Dresser
  (_) Un-employed

  Spouse's Name: __________________________

  Relationship with spouse:
  (_) Sister
  (_) Brother
  (_) Aunt
  (_) Uncle
  (_) Cousin
  (_) Mother
  (_) Father
  (_) Son
  (_) Daughter
  (_) Pet

  Number of children living in household: ___
  Number that are yours: ___

  Mother's Name: _______

  Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

  Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
                     completed)

  Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

  ___ Total number of vehicles you own
  ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
  ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
  ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
  ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

  Firearms you own and where you keep them:
  ____ truck
  ____ bedroom
  ____ bathroom
  ____ kitchen
  ____ shed

  Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

  Do you have a gun rack?
  (_) Yes (_) No; please explain:



  Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
  (_) The National Enquirer
  (_) The Globe
  (_) TV Guide
  (_) Soap Opera Digest
  (_) Rifle and Shotgun

  ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
  ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
  ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

  How often do you bathe:
  (_)Weekly
  (_)Monthly
  (_)Not Applicable

  Color of teeth:
  (_)Yellow
  (_)Brownish-Yellow
  (_)Brown
  (_)Black
  (_)N/A

  Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
  (_)Red-Man

  How far is your home from a paved road?
  (_)1 mile
  (_)2 miles
  (_)don't know




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Your Honor, I don't remember how it happened, due to substances
beyond
my control.
--Anonymous

"Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor
of a lifetime; it is not to be purchased at a lesser price."
  --Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
             English lexicographer, critic

"By his very success in inventing labor-saving devices,
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the privileged classes in earlier civilizations have ever fathomed."
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--Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"Great thoughts come from the heart."
-- Marquis de Vauvenargues

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
--R. Clopton

The majority of businessmen are not capable of an  original thought,
simply because they cannot escape the tyranny of reason.
--David Ogilvy



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"Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way
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Not to know the past is to be in bondage to it, while to remember, to
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--Sigmund Freud

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which
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after tennis that's a lot longer than your tennis life."
-- Chris Evert

There she was--dejected, desperate, and stoned.  Everything I could
hope for in a woman.
--Louie DePalma, Taxi

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
--H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

"Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game and
dumb enough to think it important."
-- Eugene McCarthy (1916-)
             US politician, teacher

"Iron rusts from disuse;
stagnant water loses its purity
and in cold weather becomes frozen;
even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind."
--Leonardo da Vinci
  (1452-1519)

"You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo."
--S. Rickly Christian

-------Humor this Month----
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN'T:
  10. I need to whip it out by 5.
  9. Mind if I use your laptop?
  8. Just stick it in my box.
  7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
  6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
  5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
  4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  3. It's an entry level position.
  2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

  And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:
  1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!


  TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
  10. Have you looked through her briefs?
  9. He is one hard judge.
  8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
  7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
  6. Is it a penal offense?
  5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
  4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
  3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
  2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

  And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't;
  1. Think you can get me off?


  TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:
  10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
  9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
  8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
  7. Look at the size of his putter.
  6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
  5. Mind if I join your threesome?
  4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
  2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

  And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't;
  1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first

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"You cannot give people what they are incapable of
receiving."
--Agatha Christie

"It's so simple to be happy, but so difficult to be simple."
--Gururaj Ananda Yogi

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country
are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
-- George Burns (1896-1996)

"If we knew what it was we were doing,
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   would it?"
--Albert Einstein
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--General George S. Patton

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought with, but
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--Albert Einstein

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"They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this
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"A winner never whines."
--Paul Brown : American Football Coach


-------Humor this Month---Dog Quotes

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
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"In dog years, I'm dead."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in
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-- Dave Barry

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
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"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
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What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
--Pearl Bailey

"If you really want something in this life, you have to
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The superior man does not set his mind either for or against anything,
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"Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use
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--Jean Paul Richter (1763 - 1825)

"That which costs little is less valued."
--Miguel De Cervantes 1547-1616


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--Warren Buffett 1930-


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--Moliere

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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.
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             French society figure, courtesan

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Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.
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There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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--Anonymous Viking

"The most important things in life aren't things."
--Anthony J. D'Angelo

"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep
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--Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is
committing
another mistake."
--Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

"May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends."
--Irish Blessing

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
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--Helen Keller

Confession without repentance is just bragging.
--Rev. Eugene Bolton

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If
you work
at it, it's golf.
--Bob Hope

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
--Douglas Adams

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison
for three years, not Princeton.
--Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with Don King


-------Humor this Month--------

====NEW WORDS!!=======

  Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
  which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

   Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
  hillbilly.

   Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself
  for the purpose of
   getting laid.

   Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

   Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of
  sarcastic wit and the person
   who doesn't get it.

   Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
  are running late.

   Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

   Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one
  got extra credit).

   Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
  off all these really   bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
  explodes and it's like, a   serious bummer.

   Glibido: All talk and no action.

   Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
  seem smarter when they
   come at you rapidly.

   Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
  asshole.

===50 OXYMORONS====
50. Act naturally

49. Found missing

48. Resident alien

47. Advanced BASIC

46. Genuine imitation

45. Airline Food

44. Good grief

43. Same difference

42. Almost exactly

41. Government organization

40. Sanitary landfill

39. Alone together

38. Legally drunk

37. Silent scream

36. British fashion

35. Living dead

34. Small crowd

33. Business ethics

32. Soft rock

31. Butt Head

30. Military Intelligence

29. Software documentation

28. New York culture

27. New classic

26. Sweet sorrow

25. Childproof

24. "Now, then ..."

23. Synthetic natural gas

22. Christian Scientists

21. Passive aggression

20. Taped live

19. Clearly misunderstood

18. Peace force

17. Extinct Life

16. Temporary tax increase

15. Computer jock

14. Plastic glasses

13. Terribly pleased

12. Computer security

11. Political science

10. Tight slacks

9. Definite maybe

8. Pretty ugly

7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

6. Diet ice cream

5. Rap music

4. Working vacation

3. Exact estimate

2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXYMORON:

1. Microsoft Works

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--Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house."
  --Zsa Zsa Gabor

"What a strange illusion
   it is to suppose that
   beauty is goodness."
-- Leo Tolstoy  (1828 - 1910)

Every man dies. Not every man lives.
--Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption

The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow
are the buts you use today.
-- Les Brown

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine
can do the work of one extraordinary man.
--Elbert Hubbard

I couldn't make any dough if I had flour in one pocket, water in the
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--Ken Dodd

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men
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A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the
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corners very well."
--Emo Phillips

We will have peace with Arabs when they love their children more than
they hate us.
--Golda Meir

"An idea is salvation by imagination."
--Frank Lloyd Wright

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.
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--Robert Orben

I thought he was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young
man of promises.
--Arthur James Balfour referring to Winston Churchill

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. The
principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my
psychoanalysis.
--Marlon Brando

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to
play with.
--Rodney Dangerfield

The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the
language of the visionary and the idealist.
-- Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
--Wernher von Braun


-------Humor this Month--------

  A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."

  A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

  Then there was the dyslexic man who walked into a bra...

  A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

  Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.

  Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

  "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
      "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
      "Is it common?"
      "It's not unusual..."

  Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
     "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
     "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

  A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?"
      "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the
dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says
"I'm
going to have to put him down."
      "WHAT? Because he's cross-eyed?
       "No, because he's really heavy"

  Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or
my dad... or maybe my older brother Bobby, or my younger brother Ho
Mi
Chang. But I'm pretty sure it's Bobby.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day. But I couldn't
find any.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know
you can't !  I've amputated your arms..."

I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire
in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have
your
kayak and heat it too.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, we have a
drink named after you." The grasshopper says "You have a drink named
Steve?"


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--Robert Downey Jr

A loving person lives in a loving world.  A hostile person lives in a
hostile world: everyone you meet is your mirror.
--Ken Keyes, Jr.

"I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by
the fireside and simply look on."
--Eleanor Roosevelt  (1884-1962)

"The real test of a man is not how well he plays
the role he has invented for himself, but how well
he plays the role that destiny assigned to him."
-- Jan Patocka

"Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth
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-- Howard Schultz  Chairman, Starbucks

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is
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--David Sarnoff (1891-1971)
Russian-US inventor. First message sent with atomic-powered
electricity Jan 1954

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one the
heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but 'That's funny...'"
--Isaac Asimov

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
wish we
didn't."
--Erica Jong

-------Humor this Month--------

Disorder in the Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are
thing
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that
you've
forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up
that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo or
the 0ccult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
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-- Unknown

"Whatever he undertook,
   he did with his whole soul."
--E.T. Bell writing about Descartes "Men of Mathematics"

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--Monica Lewinsky (discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig
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An expert is a man who doesn't know all the answers, but
is sure that if he is given enough money he can find them."
--Ray Fletcher (1878-1967) US poet, biographer

"An expert is somebody who is more than 50 miles from home,
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"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
--Seneca

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's
sleep.
--E. Joseph Cossman

While pursuing happiness we are in flight from contentment.
-- Hasidic Saying

I believe in my cosmetic line. There are plenty of charities for the
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--Dolly Parton

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  which you yourself have altered."
--Nelson Mandela "A Long Walk to Freedom"

"The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself,
the more energy you will have."
-- Norman Vincent Peale

"In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action."
-- Aristotle

"It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone
else's
eyes."
--Sally Fields

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go....
--Dr. Seuss

The real object of education is to have a man
  in the condition of continually asking questions.
--Bishop Creighton


-------Humor this Month--------

Subject: Axis of Evil
   by John Cleese

   Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the
   "Axis  of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced
   that  they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which
   they   said would be more evil than that stupid
   Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned
   of in   his State of the Union address.

   Axis of Evil members, however, immediately
   dismissed   the new Axis as having, for starters, a really
   dumb   name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in
   their   dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim il
   Sung."Everybody knows we're the best evils . . .
   best at being evil . . . we're the best."

   Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous
   over being excluded, although they conceded they did
   ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
   "They told us it was full," said Syrian President
   Bashar al-Assad.

   "An axis can't have more than three counties",
   explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This
   is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had
   Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So,
   you   can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours
   is so wickedly cool."

   International reaction to President Bush's Axis
   of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes,
   France surrendered.

   Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain
   triumvirate status in what has become a game of
   geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and
   Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis
   of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with
   Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil",
   while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the
   "Axis of The Generally Disagreeable".

   With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the
   desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El
   Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the
   "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But
   Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".
   Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of
   Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly
   Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while
   Scotland,  New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
   Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".
   "That's not a threat, really, just something we would
   like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
   McConnell.

   While wondering if the other nations of the world
   weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious
   Bush granted approval for most axes, although he
   rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose
   Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members
   of filing a false application. Officials from
   Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

===========

1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really
good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you see one tumble down the stairs.

3. I read recipes the same way I read science
fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's
not going to happen."

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday....lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant.
Every table had an argument going.

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder
these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they
used to.

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first
thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and
women say the first thing they notice about men is
they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs
you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession. I have come to realize that it bears a
very close resemblance to the first.

13. There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be
replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states
that this has already happened.

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"Because I remember, I despair. Because I remember,
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a
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--Ambrose Bierce

"We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses."
--C. G. Jung

"'Tis nobler to lose honor to save the lives of men than
it is to gain honor by taking them."
-- David Borenstein, 1996

"One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses
the only strength which can overcome adversity."
--Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)
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"Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine."
--Robert C. Gallagher

Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
--Billy Crystal.

Everybody repeat after me, we are all individuals.
--N Simmons

Your Honor, I don't remember how it happened, due to
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-- Anonymous

"Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor
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this
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!"
--Dave Barry

Two rules for success in life.
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
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Success covers a multitude of blunders.
--George Bernard Shaw

"Don't dwell on reality; it will only keep you from greatness."
--Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.

"The human race is governed by its imagination."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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-- Sr. Winston Spencer Churchill

I won't say he flew a lot. But he won't start a cabinet meeting until
the seat backs and tray tables are locked into the upright
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--Bob Dole on John Sununu

"Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of
your attention."
-- Jim Rohn

"Never let yesterday use up too much of today."
-- Will Rogers

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it,
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
--Martin Luther King Jr.

"The future belongs to those who believe in the
beauty of their dreams."
--Eleanor Roosevelt

"A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming,
understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant,
overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable."
-- Billy Graham (1918-)

"Defeat doesn't finish a man -- quitting does. A man is not
finished when he's defeated. He's finished when he quits."
--Richard Nixon (1913-1994)
      
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-- Marilyn vos Savant (1946-)

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for the human spirit."
-- Helen Keller

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"A fool and his money are lucky to have gotten together in the first
place".
--Gordon Gecko (Wall Street movie)

"Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish."
--Laurence J. Peter

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't
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-- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

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"Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship."
--Zeuxis (~400 B.C.)

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about
critics is like asking a lamp-post what he feels about dogs."
-- Christopher Hampton

"I find television very educational. Every time somebody
turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national
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--Ronald Reagan

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has
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"Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you
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--Frank Moore Colby

Beware of the Truth.  If you find a truth it can demand that you
make
painful changes.
--Frank Herbert

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly
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--Rhodes Scholar Bill Clinton

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--Glenn Clark

"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the
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-- Aldous Huxley, Novelist

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