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"I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey. You wore
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--Humphrey Bogart (1899-1957) To Ingrid Bergman in
"Casablanca," 1942

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
--Seneca

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's
sleep.
--E. Joseph Cossman

While pursuing happiness we are in flight from contentment.
-- Hasidic Saying

I believe in my cosmetic line. There are plenty of charities for the
homeless. Isn't it time somebody helped the homely?
--Dolly Parton

Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't
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"There is nothing like returning to a place
that remains unchanged to find the ways in
which you yourself have altered."
--Nelson Mandela "A Long Walk to Freedom"

"The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself,
the more energy you will have."
-- Norman Vincent Peale

"In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action."
-- Aristotle

"It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone
else's
eyes."
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You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go....
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The real object of education is to have a man
in the condition of continually asking questions.
--Bishop Creighton


-------Humor this Month--------

Subject: Axis of Evil
by John Cleese

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the
"Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced
that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which
they said would be more evil than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned
of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately
dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really
dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in
their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim il
Sung."Everybody knows we're the best evils . . .
best at being evil . . . we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous
over being excluded, although they conceded they did
ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President
Bashar al-Assad.

"An axis can't have more than three counties",
explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This
is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had
Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So,
you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours
is so wickedly cool."

International reaction to President Bush's Axis
of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes,
France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain
triumvirate status in what has become a game of
geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and
Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis
of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with
Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil",
while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the
"Axis of The Generally Disagreeable".

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the
desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El
Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the
"Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But
Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".
Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of
Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly
Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while
Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".
"That's not a threat, really, just something we would
like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world
weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious
Bush granted approval for most axes, although he
rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose
Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members
of filing a false application. Officials from
Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

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1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really
good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you see one tumble down the stairs.

3. I read recipes the same way I read science
fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's
not going to happen."

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday....lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant.
Every table had an argument going.

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder
these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they
used to.

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first
thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and
women say the first thing they notice about men is
they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs
you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession. I have come to realize that it bears a
very close resemblance to the first.

13. There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be
replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states
that this has already happened.

14. How is it one careless match can start a forest
fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


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"Because I remember, I despair. Because I remember,
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