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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a
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--Ambrose Bierce

"We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses."
--C. G. Jung

"'Tis nobler to lose honor to save the lives of men than
it is to gain honor by taking them."
-- David Borenstein, 1996

"One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses
the only strength which can overcome adversity."
--Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)
French theologian, musician, medical missionary

Knowledge is gained by learning; trust by doubt; skill by practice;
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--Thomas Szasz

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"It's the most unhappy people who most fear change."
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"Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine."
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Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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Everybody repeat after me, we are all individuals.
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Your Honor, I don't remember how it happened, due to
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-- Anonymous

"Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor
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--Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
English lexicographer, critic

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--Saudi Arabian Proverb

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle."
--Philo of Alexandria

"We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge."
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Two rules for success in life.
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Success covers a multitude of blunders.
--George Bernard Shaw

"Don't dwell on reality; it will only keep you from greatness."
--Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.

"The human race is governed by its imagination."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one
we
take the least thought about acquiring
--La Rochefoucauld

"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our
wits to grow sharper."
--Eden Philpotts

Nobody has believed perfectly until he wishes for his brother
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