Don't use the horse!!! I knew that old woman aswell, and as the rest of the story goes:<br>"...I knew an old woman who swallowed a horse,<br>she died of...
Perhaps the horse is really good at talking to cows and can convince it to leave the old woman. The cow would have of course eaten the dog (probably put into...
wait a minute, wait a minute, none of the animals came out, yes? So she had, simultaneuosly, a cow, horse, dog, cat, spider and fly wiggling around in her ...
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.<br>(For clarification of later activities we shall ...
No, you skipped my favorite line! <br><br>There was an old lady, <br>who swallowed a spider<br>that wriggled and wiggled and tickled inside her!<br><br>God I ...
It wiggled, then wriggled, then jiggled inside 'er..<br><br>Do you know about the old lady from Rhyde?<br>She ate some green apples and died.<br>Inside the ...
You all make me want to go back and beat my PreK teacher with a wet herring after reading nothing but posts about fly-swallowing-big-pantied-women all week. If...
the cat in my head is finally gone, its clawed its way completely through and out my other ear. i feel cleansed, no more of that worthless knowledge that i...
I was bitten by a miniature horse in a petting zoo when I was six. Ever since then I have felt uneasy about horses. I can't imagine why anyone would want to...
Some people just can't let go of things that happened when they were very small. I think that horse just nibbled a little; it wasn't like a big chunk or ...
Wot you are overlooking is that yes, she DID eat a horse but now she's dead - of course! Definately mentally challenged, I mean, what was the use of that??...
Excuse me but I must say, if you are going to correct someone isn't is polite to correctly correct?<br><br>Surely the aforementioned spider "wriggled and...
It would appear regional variations of the rhyme are present. How not at all interesting. My, we must write a thesis on the comparitive merits of each ...
Horses horses horses. I dunno. They get drunk on water, they do. And hay. Is it hay or hey? I dunno.<br><br>I don't like to see horses in person, because it ...
Oh, nonono! Surely the spider wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside 'er, did it not? You people are all wrong! I knew this old woman quite well, along with...
As a kibutsnic [a person who lives in a kibuts, which is like a village, but dofferent form of management], I don't know how anyone can live in a city, ...
While we're still on that subject, I'd like to point out that the lady in question had it easy. Here in Israel we have a song that consist of a person eating a...
Didn't Pterry make a comment about how you can tell things are for kids by the level of gore and violence. I think he said it around the time of Hogfather. Or...
Yahoo chat is notoriously buggy, so no-one has the determination to just hang out in the chatroom. In most clubs founders organize chats, and RugbyRich is...
Is that the one that goes something along the lines of :<br>"found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut"<br>and then goes on about eating peanut, peanut...
