Do you despise communist filth and all else that is of the devil? Then you've come to the right place. Joseph McCarthy was the greatest American who ever lived. He taught us important American values, like seeking out and destroying political dissidents. With out the work of great patriots like old Joey and his buddies at the HUAC, we might very well have been overtaken by a rebel band of Nazi-Communists whose only goals are to wreak havoc and eat our babies. Join me in honoring the late Senator and continuing to fight all that is subversive and unorthodox.