Happy Valentine's Day. These colors make me want to eat red hots and dress up in a skimpy, whorish-looking teddy with fishnets and white Peggy Bundy slippers...
I'm glad you like them grandfunkpunk.<br><br>they were inspired by an awful song on the radio with the lyrics "Creole Lady Marmalade"<br><br>of course the way ...
they do. it's pretty gross. the video for that song is very scary. lil' kim has to do a HUGE triangle over her crotch. Big crotch I guess. Christina Ag. has no...
Just now while reading some boring stuff on NT4 policies I came across the phrase ‘Registry Hive’. Of course the mind wanting to go and do something...
NT4 is an operating system from Microsoft. Policies are restictions placed on users - basically used to manage the user community.<br><br>What is the legendary...
...nothing really, hive mind. You reminded me of legendary shark for a minute, and I'd kinda hoped you were him, 'cause he dropped out of our worlds oceans...
Long, long ago, there was a shark. It wandered far and wide through cold water. One day, the shark met an old sea goat grazing on the ocean floor. “Old ...
That was my tribute to the_legendary_shark. I hope he surfaces soon.<br><br>Somebody should check the pub; he's probably down there having a pint with...
Oddly Jeffron, I was thinking something along these lines!<br><br>Definitely in the pub with the mad one.<br><br>I heard a rumor that mad english woman is...
Dreams are made of glass. Reality of hard stone and harder hearts. Realising a dream is stone and glass coming together. Is it any wonder the shards of so many...
[a<br> i've had no ideas lately. i don't know what it is but some desperate amd lonely infertility that quietly makes itself known everytime my fingers touch...
Your having A Spell. <br><br>Kr-eye-st. I've been watching the same awful t.v. that you have today; I saw raggedy old neil young play his harmonica, ...
-if you were watching the same awful tv I was, you probably know I was wrong about the Simpsons.<br><br>Spin City came on in its stead.<br><br>Let me have a ...
"-hilarious, interesting, enlightening! Pornography With the Figures Removed has taken a dreadful summer dry spell and made it the see through hit of the...
"Pornography With the Figures Removed improved my intellect 4%! Where can I find more?!"<br><br><br>oh dear. <br>something about the tropical weather we've...
I have been "dry" for a while now. I think a lot of it has to do (in my case) with the fact that I now have an interesting/ed person to talk to in my ...
it's been chilly here lately...thanks for the warm front.<br><br>lots and lots of rain. having to mow the grass once a week, not one every 2 weeks but one a...
It's amazing...with the internet, you can be your own doctor, your own lawyer, you're own real estate agent, (you're own girlfriend, but nevermind the ...
Jet Li is gorgeous.<br><br>Our family was talking about a trip to the movie theater just to see Kiss of the Dragon.<br><br>My mom then burst out with something...
I've been really bored lately, which may be why I've posted so much in this club, why I exfoliated my nose so much and why I know the lyrics to "Someone to ...
Dearest Clarissa,<br>I hope this letter has found you in perfect health. There are only three of us now, and we must do everything in our power to prevent the...