Well, jeffron has done a lovely job of upholding my (faux) tough girl image. I told him he couldn't blow my cover to the chair, but here I am ruining it all...
more of josiah's poetry. just because I love it so much:<br><br>"jesus is godzilla is"<br><br>the mothmen cometh<br>on silver wings of radon<br>while asbestos...
**looks over her shoulder nervously...<br><br>I got the stuff. You know. The "stuff"? I think it would be easier if I just CALLED the number to say I got...
humanheadtransplant opened a onebox account for me long ago...<br><br>-now, without a phone, i finally have use for it.<br><br>my onebox email account is...
now, <br>this young fashion curiousity<br>is wearing a fake leather bag from<br>Walmart,<br>land of great becomings.<br>the soft, pale <br>homosexual ...
one more fucking thing. it seems like i am one of the only people in the class who works and goes to school. the red tape i had to go through for financial aid...
I've been wracking my brain, trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be selling drugs.<br><br>Besides the obvious.<br><br>My buddy and I came up with...
lowly worm,<br>I miss you. I gave woohoo your voicemail # so he can leave you lots of prank calls, or perhaps reinforce the offer to crash at his place. He ...
Today, I feel like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now. Too many days in the jungle, a mission that makes no sense. Kurtz is waiting for me, and he is elemental; I...
Woohoo called. I think, if he is able, I will see if his couch is available tomorrow.<br><br>As for driving up to Pasadena, it would be fun to see you again, ...
You should name her Oatmeal. Ok maybe not. My cat Mimas was named after one of Saturn's moons. Yesterday I learned that Mimas the satellite at one time ...
graveyard filled with cocks<br>mother earth turning tricks<br>bloodshot<br>blue tape<br>black girls<br>date rape<br>one of these mornings<br>you're gonna rise...
The Chair Report<br>_______________<br><br>Today, after seven years of frenzied research, a team of highly trained scientists in Hicksville, Long Island known...
suprise, still here. still born. still life. still crazy after all these...<br>still hungry<br>still angry<br>still friendly<br>still handsome<br>still waiting...
Rose? Would you please do something about the club colors? I would have changed it a long time ago, but I haven't got the means right now, and you did such a...
·getting to the kitchen is easiest. perhaps as an acknowledgment of natures most furious biological imperative, or as a testament to how often he planned to...
these new colors symbolise...<br>-valentine's day (after valentine's day, the heading colour will be changed from pink to a more normal color)<br>-new england ...
I owe the federal government $11.69<br>They should have some rule that says if it's less than $100, you don't have to pay it.<br>Actually they should have some...
What are you doing for your temp job?<br><br>[someone's cell phone has gone off and it has the prettiest little song playing, which is a perfect acommpaniment...
What AM I doing for my temp job?<br>Let's see...<br>I've been writing lots of personal emails.<br>and I'm posting stupid stuff to the chair.<br>and doing other...
·he was faced with a curious dilemma. he wanted to understand how to reach the ideas in order that he might save his village, but he simply did not have...
suddenly, the sharp stick understood. his entire world suddenly wobbled, his mind bent with disbelief. he screamed out as the engineer lay down the last of the...
there is something which comes to mind, and promptly vanishes again.<br><br>school hit a daft note today, when i realised that my penis had made 90% of my most...
alas, someone else must change the gaudy pink heading to a different colour for me. I'll be in England tomorrow...until the 21st...I've had the good fortune to...
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