HO HO uH-Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santarchy is coming to town!

It's time for St. Louis' own version of the time-honored tradition of Santarchy. "What is Santarchy?" you say? Santarchy is better experienced than explains, but I'll tell you this. Saturday December 15th, all those with the affinity for the FrEaKy, the curiosity of the CrAzY are invited to get dressed up in a Santa Suit and come join us in a day of celebration of and/or protestation to the holiday season.

Dress as your own inner Santa and join us for an all day march all around St. Louis spreading holiday cheer and presents. Yes, presents too. If you come across the Mob of Santa's on December 15th you will most likely leave with a gift. Previous gifts have included candy-canes, lumps of coal, mutant toys, vegetables, special prizes, and many other twisted gifts for the naughty and nice little boys and girls.

Santa's were heard incessantly chanting, "You better Watch Out! You better Watch Out! You better Watch Out! You better Watch Out!..." as they rampaged through the city.

The Santa mob will convene in the University City Loop, traverse via the MetroLink, a quick stop at the History Museum, through Union Station, a quick stop at the baseball stadium for pictures with Stan Musial’s statue, then onto the Central West End, marching through the Grove Neighborhood, continuing and concluding in Soulard. It's a long day, so wear comfortable shoes. Also, feel free to join us anywhere along the route. The published schedule will be reasonable enforced.

So get your Santa Suit on and come join us for StL Santarchy 2007.