"Dreams have taught me a good deal about the nature of Time. "In dreams, events are not vertical -- they do not simple pile on top of each other, like a stack...
HellPope posted: "Dreams have taught me a good deal about the nature of Time. Etc., <<snip>> "The ability to cut ahead in line is what separates us from the...
... I sometimes have that problem in Arkansas as well. That bitch tried to kick my ass for calling her "sir." Not my fault. After all, with those black bears...
BLLAAAARR!!! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5890269/ I must admit that the first thing I thought was: Inbreeding IS a serious
problem around there, isn't it?! And...
In organizing things to record, I came across this and figgered it had regifting merit. Different Gifts What constitutes a gift? Is it a physical thing you...
2 of 4, with 3 and 4 due mid-week after ye get a chance to ditch this'un, ayuh. Santa Curse: The Post-Holiday Unhinging Good Lawd, I saw an Immodium commercial...
... When I am elected President... oh yeah, RIGHT, like that'll ever happen. I could never become insane enough to take THAT job, even if there was an origami...
From: "no" Subject: promotion (fashion...gambling..) ... http://www.newflippertexts.com/images2/lcmi.jpg Let's hear some ideas on where we think that car could...
... http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002691619_badsantas19.html ... I was wondering when something like this was gonna crop up. They've been...
... Me, I've been using my old jizz rag for a Santa, and I mean t' tell ya, I'm startin' to get some LOOKS. StK -- _________________________ KENNETH HUEY ...
From: Greg Jensen Subject: Re: It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas Kenneth Huey wrote: ... ya, I'm startin' to get some LOOKS. ... There are three times of...
http://www.gunguys.com/?p=490 He's a rather old man now; I hope his aim is still good. Could be, as my grandmother was still able to shoot a horse fly off a...
... My view is more pedestrian in this case; I always wanted to see him lose it one night and shoot everyone in the place through the forehead, surely leading...
Because they made the last Space Food Stick in about 1972 and the remaining ones on ebay are more dessicated than Barbara Bush's cooter. Scrapple has the edge...
... Part of what makes it "loathsome" is that we are too self-focused to HAVE more listees from other countries. The Japanese have some MAJOR stinkers; that's...
The holidays have gone 99% swimmingly, which includes the encouraging fact that in a world where the Conventional Wisdom says having 3 or 4 good friends is...
Der Hell Pope wrote: <snip> So yeah, despite the maddening distances, I have a stash of pals of great
merit. <snip> Meanwhile, bring on more of that great...
... And their own stools, if they are not too drunk and there is enough time, although there is an equal chance that if they do so, they will just scratch the...
... SubGenii have been burying things for foolish Pink PHD's to "Discover" since the dawn of time! The Valley of the kings in Egypt? All a SubGenius hoax....
Maybe this is too soon to ask but I like to plan sooner rather than at the last minute! Is anyone from the PNW going to Sherman for IX-X-Day? I have never been...
This is a very pointed and accurate telling of the tale.... not easy to read, but if you did not already have a decent grasp of this aspect of it, you will...
Further proof that whether or not you consider the man to be suspect in various areas, his GRAMMAR is 2nd-degree GODAWFUL, which is sooper-galling in the...
From: Garry Margolis <garrym@xxxxxx> Subject: Fwd: The I/O Brush Forwarded by Ken Gruberman, who comments: If this thing doesn't wind up in a consumer version...
St. Kenneth forwarded: http://web.media.mit.edu/~kimiko/iobrush/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh my giddy moo, what fun! I feel the desire like Hell Pope for...
It's that time of year, when many of us decide to strap planks to our feet and spend the day hurling ourselves down a rock/tree/snow covered hill. If you...