This is from CULTCUTS, the magazine of trashy bad horror flix: Principal photography on IT CAME FROM TRAFALGAR, a black and white tribute (and send up) to the ...
"Ma'am, you will be required to step aside, remove your shoes and spread your arms." "Why?" "It's a matter of national security, ma'am, we are not allowed to...
BUHUWAHAHAHA! Don't I wish I could have used this method when I came back from Puerto Vallarta last year! Some humorless dick of a customs guy felt that I...
It behooves us all to recognize that the most important result of these indiscriminately humiliating "security" procedures is not to safeguard us against...
... you only have yourself to blame.... EKKK please dont hurt me im sorry i didnt mean it. _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Win 1 of 4,000 free...
... yes so do you part next time, security asks you to stop and open up your bags, scream and run like a mad man. dont let the man bring you down use what...
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/27882.htm By GERSH KUNTZMAN September 1, 2004 -- Hey, delegates, open your wallets! That's the unvarnished advice from...
... Subject: Re: Homeland Security Vs. The Right Stuff ... William Burroughs, who said that, fifty years ago, no American would have tolerated the sort of...
Okay, so I was washing my hair with my wonderful, adored Redmond Aussie shampoo, a brand which I have used since the '80's when I happened to look at the...
reminds me of how much i distrust corporations, more so the media. CORPORATE MEDIA LIES! Its times like this that make me wonder how much longer till Kerry ...
Thea wrote: Goddamn them! Goddamn them to HELL!!! Proctor and Gamble HAS BOUGHT
REMOND! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gaaacck! The con strikes again and...
... ignorance is bliss, pull the wool over your own eyes. in reality you cant really buy anything except from the hippies who sell organic food and maybe not...
Good day to you Sir! Three vagrant fuck Nikki Visser's cunt, ass and cums on her face! Mom jump on poor dick like on horse while her son has not cums on his ...
... Poetry? ... off whole nectar and will go to fuck his father! ... ALL YOUR PERVERSIONS ARE BELONG TO US!!! From the Emily Brontosaurus collection, I take...
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1) Never engage in brush-clearing and weeding where there is poison ivy and then inadvertantly pick your nose. 2) Never dry-heft a 50-pound bag of Quikcrete...
My sister is taking a ceramics class in college and recently regaled me with a tale told by the instructor. It seems that a woman under whom he studied allowed...
Could Darius be the anti-dobbs? http://www.fearitdoit.com/ DARIUS FONTAINE™ HATES RELIGION. CORRECT! Just checking to see if you are still reading. RELIGION...
Now i want a t-shirt that says "Republians for the Apocalyspe" maybe add a '98 just to confuse the con. I mean can x-day really happen if it wasnt for bush. ...
could this be a sign of the end times? is it odd that the national news stations didnt pick up on it? or has it finally trickled out of news blockage? ...
My tattoo-artist pal Trey is expecting his first kid and asked me for things he could stencil on t-shirts to suit little Trey Jr. Here's the first round, some ...
... Subject: dont fear fear.... ... http://www.fearitdoit.com/ It is my carefully-considered opinion that Darius is a ninny who thought he had to trademark his...
The following is an essay written by a High School sophomore of 15 in Freyburg, Maine, as the essay part of the final exam in his English class. His teacher ...
How can you not love a site dedicated to trading sex for votes against Bush? http://www.fthevote.com/about.php -- HellPope Huey One man's mental illness is...
Quantum sleeper http://www.qsleeper.com/ "The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile...
damn your easier to get wilded up then a puppy. i wonder if someone found your off switch or did it break off in the war. and we all know what war im talkin...
damn your easier to get wilded up then a puppy. i wonder if someone found your off switch or did it break off in the war. and we all know what war im talkin...