Welcome to Speaking Sorkinese, wherein we worship the paper upon which Aaron Sorkin writes. (Or maybe he writes at the keyboard; I don't know. In that case, we would worship the -screen -- or maybe the word processing program -- or -- aw, let's forget the medium and just worship the actual writing.) For those who are clueless, Aaron Sorkin is the writer of the films "The American President" and "A Few Good Men," and the TV shows "The West Wing" and the wonder that was "Sports Night."

I wonder why when this club became a group it changed all the quotation marks into <<&quot;>>. Yahoo just gets curiouser and curiouser.