We are the sole surviving progeny of the Civilisation of Atlantis, launched, like Superman (Superbaby actually!), into space to ensure our survival just prior to the catastrophe that overtook our civilisation.

We have recently returned to Earth where our mission is to boldly split infinitives that no man has split before, and to become a glorious new force for good in the cosmos.

For we are, verily, the Specialist Military Armed Response Troop In Elasticated Spandex. The thighs the limit -per ardua ad astra - and so forth, et cetera!

We are proud to profess this and to welcome into our boot camp and proud interstellar services all who can successfully complete our gruelling initiation trials and ceremonies, of which more shall be revealed!

Given this Fifth day of February, Two Thousand and Eight Anno Domini, Star Date 387567326563181 zz plural z alpha,
aboard HMSS Politically Correct.



Olorin of Magrathea

Our new interstellar flagship the HMSS Bangor, modelled on our Nel's H.M.S. Victory >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[74 photon torpedo launchers - cunningly disguised as 32 pounder cannon!]