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From: Uroš Artiček <uros.articek@...>
Date: 26-May-2007 09:55
Subject: Fwd: Jokes in EU about Slovenia
To: LBG Maribor <maribor.members@...>
Nekaj na naš račun....
lp. :)
> Evo, se je že začelo - evropski vici o Slovencih:
> If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana,
> be careful not
> to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor.
>
> Why don't the ski springers in Planica do more than
> 250 meters?
> Because they would fly to Italy
>
> The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking
> along the slovenian
> coast...
>
> What's the colour of the slovenian patrol boats?
> Both of them are blue.
>
> Slovenians don't need mobile phones.
> They can communicate yoddling from one end of the
> country to the
> other.
>
> What do the Slovenians need radars for?
> For fun.
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Dragana Petrovic
PR Responsible Person of LBG Belgrade 06/07
Faculty of Architecture Belgrade
dragana.petrovic@...
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