IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? (Spy Magazine, January 1990) 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...
2. I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate I'm dreaming of a white precipitate just like the ones I used to make Where the colors are vivid and the chemist is...
1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not heat You better not react I'm telling you now The Chemistry Teacher's coming to...
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- Joachim Verhagen (joachim.verhagen@...)...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.63.4 Time-stamp: "December 9, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
(1) A Mad Scientist Christmas -- Yersina Twas the night before Christmas and all thru my house, Not a specimen was stirring, not even a louse. The test tubes...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.63.3 Time-stamp: "July 19, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
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NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.6 Time-stamp: "April 4, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
It is March, the 14th, pi day. You can find all about it on http://www.exploratorium.edu/pi/index.html Now, I could remail the same jokes I did last year,...
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Some silliness to celebrate the start of the Darwin year: Why did the chicken cross the road? Darwin: A1: It was the logical next step after coming down from...
I saw some Valentine's day advertising and thought that I would be a few days early this year with some Valentine stuff. Just as a variation on my being a...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.2 Time-stamp: "February 7, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
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And here is the last one. Merry Christmas. Joachim. From: Jane Houston Jones The week before Solstice Twas the week before Solstice, when all through the city,...
The Twelve Days of Research (To be sung to the tune of "The Twelve days of Christmas") On the first day of research, My Prof he said to me, Make us a cup of...
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE (or A Visit From Citrate) Twas the night before defence, when all through the lab Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb; ...
From: "Samara Morgan" <fussylady01#NoSpam.hotmail.com> Three wise chemists walk into a Bethlehem stable. Seeing the son of god lying in his manger, they tell...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 13. Iron The Red Atom Molecule 14. Lab Reports 15. Silver nitrate 13. Iron the Red Atom Molecule (to the tune of "Rudolph The...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 10. I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine 11. O Come All Ye Gases 12. We Three Students Of Chemistry Are 10. I Saw Teacher Kissing...
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CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 7. O Little Melting Particle 8. We Wish You A Happy Halogen 9. Chemistry Wonderland 7. O Little Melting Particle (to the tune of "O...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 4. Deck The Labs 5. The Twelve Days Of Chemistry (2x) 6. Test Tubes Bubbling 4. Deck the Labs Deck the labs with rubber tubing Fa la...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming To Town 2. I'm Dreaming Of A White Precipitate 3. Silent Labs 1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming...
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