NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.61 Time-stamp: "August 13, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Can anyone help David Halton with this question? Joachim. From: "David M. Halton" <davidh@...> ... Ethyl Palpitate”. Other than your passing reference...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.61.2 Time-stamp: "August 27, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.61.4 Time-stamp: "September 27, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION Version 7.61.5 Time-stamp: "October 29, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C chemistry ; B...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.61.6 Time-stamp: "December 6, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION TODAY Version 7.61.7 Time-stamp: "December 7, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Once again it is time for the Christmas Science Jokes. We start with a beautiful poem. From: Randy Willis <willis#NoSpam.gandalf.psf.sickkids.on.ca> (from...
From: sirius#NoSpam.wam.umd.edu (The Human Neutrino = Linda Harden) IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? (Spy Magazine, January 1990) 1) No known species of reindeer can...
The other Yersina songs do not have a Christmas team, just a Christmas melody. Here they are: (2) Hark! The Streptococcus Brings (Melody: "Hark! The Herald =...
From: "Thomas Cotton" <gossypion#NoSpam.onetel.net> A Cautionary tale From the 'Atom Train' brochure, England, ca.1948: This is the tale of Frederick Worms, ...
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- Joachim Verhagen (joachim.verhagen@...)...
Yet another "night before Christmas", this one for chemists: From: monroem#NoSpam.UWYO.EDU (Matt Monroe) CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, ...
Santa at College Consider the following: You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants". Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. Santa doesn't...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming To Town 2. I'm Dreaming Of A White Precipitate 3. Silent Labs 1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 4. Deck The Labs 5. The Twelve Days Of Chemistry (2x) 6. Test Tubes Bubbling 4. Deck the Labs Deck the labs with rubber tubing Fa la...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 7. O Little Melting Particle 8. We Wish You A Happy Halogen 9. Chemistry Wonderland 7. O Little Melting Particle (to the tune of "O...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.61.8 Time-stamp: "December 19, 2008" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 10. I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine 11. O Come All Ye Gases 12. We Three Students Of Chemistry Are 10. I Saw Teacher Kissing...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 13. Iron The Red Atom Molecule 14. Lab Reports 15. Silver nitrate 13. Iron the Red Atom Molecule (to the tune of "Rudolph The...
From: "Samara Morgan" <fussylady01#NoSpam.hotmail.com> Three wise chemists walk into a Bethlehem stable. Seeing the son of god lying in his manger, they tell...
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE (or A Visit From Citrate) Twas the night before defence, when all through the lab Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb; ...
The Twelve Days of Research (To be sung to the tune of "The Twelve days of Christmas") On the first day of research, My Prof he said to me, Make us a cup of...
And here is the last one. Merry Christmas. Joachim. From: Jane Houston Jones The week before Solstice Twas the week before Solstice, when all through the city,...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62 Time-stamp: "January 25, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.1 Time-stamp: "February 1, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.2 Time-stamp: "February 7, 2009" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
I saw some Valentine's day advertising and thought that I would be a few days early this year with some Valentine stuff. Just as a variation on my being a...
Some silliness to celebrate the start of the Darwin year: Why did the chicken cross the road? Darwin: A1: It was the logical next step after coming down from...
Having problems with message search?
Fill out this form to ensure your group is one of the first to be migrated to the new message search system.
