NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.50.1 Time-stamp: "October 2, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
A web strip, " Newton and Copernicus. " has joined the science humor webring. It is a cartoon strips about the after hours adventures of 2 lab rats, Newton...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51 Time-stamp: "October 29, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.1 Time-stamp: "November 6, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Another web page joined the science humor webring. This is one page <http://www.angelfire.com/goth/floweb/MyAnimalTeachers.htm> by Flora Crew. The description...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.2 Time-stamp: "November 12, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.3 Time-stamp: "November 20, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.4 Time-stamp: "November 27, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.5 Time-stamp: "December 4, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.6 Time-stamp: "December 11, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Yes ... From: joachim verhagen To: Science Jokes Sent: Monday, December 12, 2005 12:47 PM Subject: [sciencejokes] Christmas Science Jokes ? Do you want me to...
All right, we will start with the biggest and one that has resulted in a lot of discussion in the past. From: sirius#NoSpam.wam.umd.edu (The Human Neutrino =...
(2) Hark! The Streptococcus Brings (Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing") Hark! the Streptococcus brings Strep sore throat to all who sing, Chloraseptic...
... Science may not believe anything, but lots of Scientists are religious. At least they are around here. Personally I do not know if a scientific explanation...
The last two Yersina songs: (3) O Humid Night (Melody: "O Holy Night") O Humid Night Anopheline mosquitoes Are circling you in the hope of a meal. She takes a...
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- Joachim Verhagen (joachim.verhagen@...)...
... believe ... religious. ... consciousness ... with the ... possible. ... mathematics or any man made concept. I originally meant that as a quick quip, you...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.51.7 Time-stamp: "December 18, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
From: Jane Houston Jones The week before Solstice Twas the week before Solstice, when all through the city, Not a planet was shining, now isn't that a pity. ...
Three wise chemists walk into a Bethlehem stable. Seeing the son of god lying in his manger, they tell Mary they have brought three gifts. They drop to their...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming To Town 2. I'm Dreaming Of A White Precipitate 3. Silent Labs 4. Deck The Labs 5. The Twelve Days...
Santa at College Consider the following: You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants". Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. Santa doesn't...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, The lab was quite still; Not a Bunsen was burning (Nor had they the will). The test tubes were placed In...
This is the last one. Merry Christmas everyone. A College Version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Twas the night before finals, And all through the...