NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45 Time-stamp: "November 6, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45.1 Time-stamp: "November 13, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
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NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45.3 Time-stamp: "November 27, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45.4 Time-stamp: "December 4, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45.5 Time-stamp: "December 11, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
From: sirius#NoSpam.wam.umd.edu (The Human Neutrino = Linda Harden) IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? (Spy Magazine, January 1990) 1) No known species of reindeer can...
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE (or A Visit From Citrate) Twas the night before defence, when all through te lab Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb; ...
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- This mail is free mail; you can redistribute...
The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not heat You better not react I'm telling you now The Chemistry Teacher's coming to...
Three wise chemists walk into a bethlehem stable. Seeing the son of god lying in his manger, they tell Mary they have brought three gifts. They drop to their...
2. I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate I'm dreaming of a white precipitate just like the ones I used to make Where the colors are vivid and the chemist is...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45.6 Time-stamp: "December 18, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Silent Labs Silent labs, difficult labs All with math, all with graphs Observations of colors and smells Calculations and graph curves like bells Memories of...
Deck the Labs Deck the labs with rubber tubing Fa la la la la, la la la la. Use your funnel and your filter Fa la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our goggles...
CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, The lab was quite still; Not a Bunsen was burning (Nor had they the will). The test tubes were placed In...
On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry. On the second day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: a double...
On the first day of chemistry My teacher gave to me A candle from Chem Study. (second day) two asbestos pads (third day) three little beakers (fourth day)...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.45.7 Time-stamp: "December 25, 2004" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Test Tubes Bubbling (to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire") Test tubes bubbling in a water bath Strong smells nipping at ypur nose. Tiny...
We Wish You a Happy Halogen We wish you a happy halogen We wish you a happy halogen We wish you a happy halogen To react with a metal. Good acid we bring to...
Santa at College Consider the following: You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants". Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. Santa doesn't...
I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine under the chemistree last night They didn't sneak me down the periodic chart to take...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.46 Time-stamp: "January 2, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.46.1 Time-stamp: "January 9, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.46.2 Time-stamp: "January 16, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.46.3 Time-stamp: "January 22, 2005" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
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