Subject: Warning: New virus alert! Kerry County Council has been shut down by this one A new strain has emerged... Hi, I'm a virus from County Kerry. Please...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Jun 25, 2000 11:38 am
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Urgent Virus Warning! There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Apr 30, 2000 11:47 pm
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This sound like a great idea, Regards, Tony Introducing the new....... Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade named BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary...
Tony Burke
tonyburke@...
Mar 28, 2000 4:40 am
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__ 12 + 144 + 20 + 3 \/4 2 ... 7 Well, if you read this properly I assure you it is a limerick. For those who can't read a simple mathematical...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Mar 13, 2000 6:38 pm
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Galileo, because of his views, was placed under house arrest by the church in 1633. The Vatican graciously pardoned him for his sins in 1992. I am forced...
j. richard jacobs
jacobs@...
Feb 26, 2000 6:34 pm
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From: Xkarlk@... (Karl) Disclaimer: I didn't write this, I'm just reposting it. THE LAST WORD The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary Activation Energy:...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Feb 19, 2000 9:08 pm
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From: CLD@... PhD ... / \ ... \ / ... PhD Para - Doc's (can draw ortho - doc's as well) HiHoAg hi ho silver!!! From: dan.arico@... (Dan...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Feb 19, 2000 8:59 pm
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A true incident that occurred on Monday, the 14th of February. In my class we were celebrating Galileo's birthday. The previous Friday I had given an hour...
j. richard jacobs
jacobs@...
Feb 19, 2000 6:03 pm
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From: Uncle Al UncleAl0@... THE CHEMIST'S SONG Sung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay." CHEMIST...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Feb 19, 2000 9:11 pm
21
I've found a much bigger science jokes site at www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/ from which I have taken this recipe. I've also invited Joachim Verhagen...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Feb 19, 2000 6:27 pm
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Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest...
rong@...
Feb 18, 2000 11:01 pm
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DARK MATTER: A morbid subject DIAGNOSTIC: One who believes 2 may neither be proved nor disproved...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Feb 11, 2000 11:16 pm
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ELECTRON: Movement to return Regan to the Whitehouse* * It is assumed that even with Alzheimer's he would be a definite improvement over the current...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Feb 10, 2000 8:42 am
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CHROMOSPHERE: Reflective globe found hanging in dance halls. ORION: An Irish constellation of Winter in northern latitudes. FLU SEASON: Time of year associated...
Ron Gerard
rong@...
Jan 31, 2000 9:36 am
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As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are placed in separate rooms and left with a can of food, but no can opener. A day later, the...
Tony Burke
tonyburke@...
Jan 27, 2000 7:02 am
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LIGHT YEAR: The opposite of a HEAVY YEAR. TACHYON: A sticky particle. PERISCOPE: Close approach to instrument used for viewing periwinkles. GLUONS: Little...
Ron Gerard
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xxx
Jan 13, 2000 8:46 am
14
RARIFACTION: First indication a species may be endangered. PARADIGM: Twenty cents. NUCLEOTIDE: Effect of moon on an atom. MAX PLANCK: The biggest board you can...
Ron Gerard
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xxx
Jan 11, 2000 8:50 am
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QUARK: Sound made by duck with speech impediment. MESON: Member of secret sub-atomic society. MU MESON: Bovine member of above society. RELATIVITY: A...
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xx
Dec 28, 1999 10:40 pm
12
Researchers at Sri Lanka Mud Flats University have, after several years of painstaking study, concluded that the speed of time is a constant 1 second per ...
Ron Gerard
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xxx
Dec 20, 1999 6:43 pm
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[from HAND!] History of Mathematical Education 1940: A farmer sells 1 sack of potatoes for 2 dollars... 2 sacks for 4 dollars 3 for 6 4 x 2 = 8 5 x 2 = 10 ... ...
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xx
Nov 20, 1999 12:05 pm
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Three golfers were playing a round one weekend, an American, a German and a Japanese. Suddenly there is the sound of a mobile phone ringing. The American...
g8bmi@xxx.xxx
Oct 19, 1999 2:51 pm
9
================================ "Earlier today Dr. Heisenberg stated unequivocally that he may or may not have been responsible for the Uncertainty...
j. richard jacobs
jacobs@xxxxxxx.xxxx
Oct 13, 1999 8:01 pm
8
=============================================== And the Lord said, "Let there be light," and there was light. He/she/it saw that it was . . . bent . . . and...
j. richard jacobs
jacobs@xxxxxxx.xxxx
Oct 13, 1999 1:53 pm
7
Hi New to the list, so hello to all. Ron, don't know if you're still reading the "astronomer" list. Left a message there for you. MARTIAL ASTRONOMY: If the...
j. richard jacobs
jacobs@xxxxxxx.xxxx
Oct 13, 1999 1:08 pm
6
Water freezes at a higher temperature on the Fahrenheit scale than on the Centigrade. At 180C, sulphur is vicious. Oxygen can be prepared by heating potassium...
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xx
Oct 10, 1999 3:04 pm
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1) A physicist, and engeer and a mathematician are taking the train upto Scotland. The driver announces that they have just reached Scotland. Never having been...
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xx
Oct 1, 1999 6:36 pm
4
If the air contains more than 100% carbolic acid, it is very injurious to health....
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xx
Sep 30, 1999 6:45 am
3
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901. Hwyl, ...
Tony Burke
tonyburke@xxx.xxx.xxx
Sep 30, 1999 5:44 am
2
From 'The Best Howlers' collected by Cecil Hunt [3rd ed. 1957; Ernest Benn Ltd. 3/- (15p)]. OK these are old jokes, I admit. Gravity tells us why an apple...
rong@xxxxxx.xx.xx
Sep 29, 1999 5:23 pm
1
Four engineers were in a car that broke down. The Chemical Engineer said it was the petrol The Electrical Engineer said it was the battery The Mechanical...
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