Let the weak-minded beware! You have just wandered into House of the Perpetual Satan. In here, the eternal light is forever extinguished, darkness abounds, and Satan is afoot. Let all those who enter be warned: This House is dedicated to the serious and intelligent discussion of the Left Hand Path. Subject matter includes Modern Satanism, Traditional Satanism, Black Magic, Chaos Magick, Goetia, and Thelema. Enter, if you dare, through our black gates. Take a walk through our corridors of chaos, visit our extensive online library, browse our museum of macabre photos, or just sit and chat.

One final word of advice: Since it disturbs Satan, anyone caught mainlining Jesus will be put to death immediately.