Last night I had dinner with a friend for whom I'm doing some translation checking work. As we left, the waitress noticed my friend had left behind a long,...
Tim Young
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May 12, 2003 12:03 am
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Where does Darth Vader go shopping? At the Darth Mall....
Tim Young
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May 14, 2003 2:39 am
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What do you do if you want to take a vacation in Romania? You "book a rest" (Bucharest)! -- ******************************** The Crazing Spider-Hag! Chapter...
Tim Young
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Jul 2, 2003 12:00 am
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"Everyone in our office has the same cold." "I guess that's what they call a staff infection." _______ "This photos are satanic." "How can you tell? They're so...
Tim Young
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Jul 16, 2003 11:54 pm
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Ah, this would explain why I'm feeling so poorly: the staff infection and suffering from sick jokes! Bren ... ...
Bren Shuler
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Jul 17, 2003 1:29 am
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One more - in our house we've started to say "there's no ginger" for "it can't be helped". Shouga nai - "no ginger" with a similar sound to "it can't be...
Hugh Ashton
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Jul 17, 2003 12:59 pm
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I tend to sigh a lot, especially when I've completed something and am starting to relax. My wife complains because she instinctively takes it to mean that...
Tim Young
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Aug 1, 2003 3:14 am
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Tim, but I think you've struck out on this one! Sorry for playing hard ball....and hope you don't mind me throwing this out to the group. Bren ... ...
Bren Shuler
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Aug 1, 2003 4:05 am
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Sigh... the sky turns pitch black and I start bawling. I've committed an error. If people hear my baseball jokes and say "oy!", then they must be the Oys of...
Tim Young
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Aug 1, 2003 4:31 am
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That's right, definitely a wild pitch. And I suppose your favorite song then is "Take Me Out to the Bawl Game"? ... ...
Bren Shuler
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Aug 1, 2003 4:36 am
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Please remember that my email address is now: Y6963@... Thanks! Dave Young...
Y6963@...
Aug 1, 2003 2:12 pm
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A couple of cross-linguistic puns: What's the difference between Japanese politics and British comedy? The former has Mr. Kan; the latter has Mr. Bean. (Naoto...
Tim Young
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Sep 8, 2003 9:37 am
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Hi, everybody, I'd like to ask for your help. I've entered my Web comic on three different sites which rank comics according to the number of votes. If you go...
Tim Young
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Dec 1, 2003 5:31 am
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What do ADSL and the Spice Girls have in common? They're two different types of "broad band". (Anyone feeling like "broad" jokes should be "banned"?) -- ...
Tim Young
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Dec 9, 2003 6:19 am
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Tim-- I think all of us who are abroad would jump on that band wagon! Bren ... _________________________________________________________________ Tired of spam?...
Bren Shuler
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Dec 9, 2003 7:42 pm
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There was a teacher named Mrs. Ruffing. She was well-liked by her students because she never gave anyone a failing grade. (Yes, she was a perpretrator of grade...
Tim Young
tim@...
Dec 12, 2003 5:33 am
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Zapping this message out to everyone in my address book to take a look at my "year in review" message at http://www.timyoungonline.com/theyoungs/2003.html And...
Tim Young
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Jan 7, 2004 7:19 am
340
This is an article I wrote for a Japan-based Onion-type site (just a group of writers, no one paying us, but it was fun): ...
Tim Young
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Feb 21, 2004 12:18 pm
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Aboard the Starship Enterprise, Mr. Scott has the responsibility of operating the transporters. "Beam me down, Scotty!" "Aye aye, cap'n!" "Five to beam up!" ...
Tim Young
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Apr 29, 2004 6:03 am
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... That took me a second! dad...
David and Joann Young
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May 1, 2004 12:45 pm
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... -- ******************************** The Crazing Spider-Hag! Chapter 12: The Family and the Fishing Net! A new page in the continuing comic strip published...
Tim Young
tim@...
Sep 29, 2004 3:22 am
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Miss Japan went to the Miss Universe contest in an English-speaking country. She spoke English quite well, but there was one question she always misunderstood....
Tim Young
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Oct 12, 2004 8:14 am
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Tim-- Sounds like this joke was inspired by an Eagle 810 spot ad! Bren ... Don't just search. Find. MSN Search Check out the new MSN Search!...
Bren Shuler
brenshuler@...
Oct 12, 2004 9:44 am
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Actually, no! I had been thinking about an acquaintance who was dating, and eventually married, a former Miss Japan.... ... -- ...
Tim Young
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Oct 13, 2004 2:03 am
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When the Lone Ranger had cancer, what kind of treatment did he get? Kemo Sabe Therapy. -- ******************************** The Crazing Spider-Hag! Chapter 12:...
Tim Young
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Nov 23, 2004 7:35 am
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Eww! A truly sickening joke, Tim! Bren...
Bren Shuler
brenshuler@...
Nov 23, 2004 7:58 am
349
The new opening theme of the weirdest cartoon on television, "Bo bo bo- bo Bo-bo bo", is the Ulfuls' "Baka Survivor" ("Stupid Survivor"). Which got me...
Tim Young
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Nov 29, 2004 1:17 am
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Oh yeah, one more... Survived the dumping of toxic waste at the new site in Nevada: YUCCA survivor ... -- ******************************** The Crazing...
Tim Young
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Nov 29, 2004 2:37 am
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My relatively well-written, badly drawn (and sometimes quite samui) Web comic, The Crazing Spider-Hag, has been reviewed at erasingclouds. com: ...
Tim Young
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Dec 3, 2004 3:54 am
352
A multitalented artist who's afraid of Christmas: Noel Coward....
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