samuijokes : Messages : 306-335 of 377

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306	Just a couple of days left on this, but please take a couple minutes today to help these kids with their school project.... Tim Tim: I think these Terre Haute...	Tim Young tim@...	Nov 5, 2002 12:34 am
307	To be honest, I am not sure if I approve of this kind of thing (I remember something similar on another mailing list about a year ago). Firstly, this message...	Hugh Ashton hugh@...	Nov 5, 2002 12:51 am
308	My guess is that the teacher is much more clueless than that, and hasn't even considered the idea of clogging mail servers. The whole idea suggests to me a...	Tim Young tim@...	Nov 5, 2002 1:53 am
309	"Tonight at my health club they're planning on doing exploratory surgery on someone named Jim." "Yuck! That's a pretty bizarre thing to do at a health club....	Tim Young tim@...	Nov 8, 2002 12:16 am
310	Just writing to let you know I've revised my Web site, which is now to be found at www.timyoungonline.com! Much of the content you will recognize if you ever...	Tim Young tim@...	Nov 9, 2002 11:47 am
311	There's a new network of radio stations specifically for people who are feeling annoyed. They call it the Stations of the Cross....	Tim Young tim@...	Dec 6, 2002 3:35 am
312	They put up a Christmas wreath on the front of the building across the street from our office. That seems like a job for Hitler's photographer: Lani...	Tim Young tim@...	Dec 6, 2002 3:36 am
313	Last night I got kind of a pun game going with my kids in Japanese. They make no sense in English, but I'll try to explain them.... Anata wa nansai? Urusai! ...	Tim Young tim@...	Dec 9, 2002 5:45 am
314	LONDON - Eyewitnesses report that Hello Kitty was shot and killed today as she stepped from her limousine. Authorities called it a clear case of character...	Tim Young tim@...	Dec 13, 2002 7:34 am
315	Hmmm, I wonder if she went catatonic before succumbing? ... _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail...	Bren Shuler brenshuler@...	Dec 13, 2002 7:57 am
316	Maybe so, but then she was gone and it was too late to do anything, even run a CAT scan. It's a cat-astrophe. It really gives you pause. At any rate, the ...	Tim Young tim@...	Dec 14, 2002 6:44 am
317	Well, I would expect the pawpetrator(s) to play a cat-and-mouse game with the pawlice. As long as the pawlice don't let the cat out of the bag then they will...	Bren Shuler brenshuler@...	Dec 14, 2002 8:39 am
318	Attempt by a Japanese toy company to put a new "spin" on an old toy: "Hyper Yo-yo" What they call it for the under-two crowd: "Diaper Yo-yo" -- ...	Tim Young tim@...	Jan 5, 2003 1:43 pm
319	Yesterday we took a trip with my wife's family, to visit some other relatives. Afterwards, my wife was commenting on how her dad had accurately estimated how...	Tim Young tim@...	Jan 13, 2003 7:45 am
320	Recently my 8-year-old son got a remote control (Japanese: rimooto kontorooru) car for his birthday. Soon after that, he pointed the remote control at his baby...	Tim Young tim@...	Mar 26, 2003 12:13 am
321	You thought spring was here, but you'll be REALLY samui after you read these... Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers....	Tim Young tim@...	Apr 8, 2003 1:05 am
322	If Freddie Mercury had lived to use eBay, what would he and the rest of Queen have sung while using it? "Auction this day, auction this night..." (It's...	Tim Young tim@...	Apr 15, 2003 12:41 am
323	Last night I had dinner with a friend for whom I'm doing some translation checking work. As we left, the waitress noticed my friend had left behind a long,...	Tim Young tim@...	May 12, 2003 12:03 am
324	Where does Darth Vader go shopping? At the Darth Mall....	Tim Young tim@...	May 14, 2003 2:39 am
325	What do you do if you want to take a vacation in Romania? You "book a rest" (Bucharest)! -- ******************************** The Crazing Spider-Hag! Chapter...	Tim Young tim@...	Jul 2, 2003 12:00 am
326	"Everyone in our office has the same cold." "I guess that's what they call a staff infection." _______ "This photos are satanic." "How can you tell? They're so...	Tim Young tim@...	Jul 16, 2003 11:54 pm
327	Ah, this would explain why I'm feeling so poorly: the staff infection and suffering from sick jokes! Bren ... ...	Bren Shuler brenshuler@...	Jul 17, 2003 1:29 am
328	One more - in our house we've started to say "there's no ginger" for "it can't be helped". Shouga nai - "no ginger" with a similar sound to "it can't be...	Hugh Ashton hugh@...	Jul 17, 2003 12:59 pm
329	I tend to sigh a lot, especially when I've completed something and am starting to relax. My wife complains because she instinctively takes it to mean that...	Tim Young tim@...	Aug 1, 2003 3:14 am
330	Tim, but I think you've struck out on this one! Sorry for playing hard ball....and hope you don't mind me throwing this out to the group. Bren ... ...	Bren Shuler brenshuler@...	Aug 1, 2003 4:05 am
331	Sigh... the sky turns pitch black and I start bawling. I've committed an error. If people hear my baseball jokes and say "oy!", then they must be the Oys of...	Tim Young tim@...	Aug 1, 2003 4:31 am
332	That's right, definitely a wild pitch. And I suppose your favorite song then is "Take Me Out to the Bawl Game"? ... ...	Bren Shuler brenshuler@...	Aug 1, 2003 4:36 am
333	Please remember that my email address is now: Y6963@... Thanks! Dave Young...	Y6963@...	Aug 1, 2003 2:12 pm
334	A couple of cross-linguistic puns: What's the difference between Japanese politics and British comedy? The former has Mr. Kan; the latter has Mr. Bean. (Naoto...	Tim Young tim@...	Sep 8, 2003 9:37 am
335	Hi, everybody, I'd like to ask for your help. I've entered my Web comic on three different sites which rank comics according to the number of votes. If you go...	Tim Young tim@...	Dec 1, 2003 5:31 am

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