I have to apologize for not keeping up this list lately. I simply haven't been feeling "samui" the past month or two--I just haven't come up with much of...
... And what twisted process did your mind move through to arrive at that one? I can't even hope to compete right now. Later this evening after a few drinks, ...
Hugh Ashton
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Jul 29, 2002 12:32 am
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Time magazine recently had an article on how Sept 11 has some people thinking the world may be approaching the end times (and I have plenty to say about that,...
Tim Young
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Jul 29, 2002 12:58 am
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That's the worst yet!!!!!! dad, mom and Paul...
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Jul 29, 2002 3:41 pm
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You think that if you keep peering over the counter at me that I'll give you some of these cookies. But you're wrong! I won't submit to peer pressure!...
Tim Young
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Aug 1, 2002 11:37 pm
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A journalist was observed holding a sub-machine gun, with a few bottles of ketchup and Tabasco at his feet. He was protecting his sauces. Hugh...
Hugh Ashton
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Aug 13, 2002 6:37 am
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Your guardian when you're taking a boat across the bay: your ferry godmother....
Tim Young
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Aug 13, 2002 8:12 am
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Last weekend I went to the annual Friendship Festival at Yokota Air Base, where the base is opened to outside visitors (primarily Japanese, of course). I'm not...
Tim Young
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Aug 30, 2002 12:16 am
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This is samui. Tunnel Driving A group of office co-workers decided one day to share a ride to work. What they did not realize that they also shared the same...
Tim Young
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Sep 15, 2002 11:37 pm
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Our company has plenty of knowhow. When people ask us if we know how to do something, we say, "No, how?"...
Tim Young
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Oct 1, 2002 12:20 am
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What do beer-drinking space travelers and typists have in common? Both make prolific use of space bars....
Tim Young
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Oct 8, 2002 11:55 pm
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Found on the Car Talk Web site, attributed to someone named Steve Parrish: A psychiatrist is doing his rounds with a couple of students. They look in on one...
Tim Young
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Oct 10, 2002 2:05 am
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Just a couple of days left on this, but please take a couple minutes today to help these kids with their school project.... Tim Tim: I think these Terre Haute...
Tim Young
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Nov 5, 2002 12:34 am
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To be honest, I am not sure if I approve of this kind of thing (I remember something similar on another mailing list about a year ago). Firstly, this message...
Hugh Ashton
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Nov 5, 2002 12:51 am
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My guess is that the teacher is much more clueless than that, and hasn't even considered the idea of clogging mail servers. The whole idea suggests to me a...
Tim Young
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Nov 5, 2002 1:53 am
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"Tonight at my health club they're planning on doing exploratory surgery on someone named Jim." "Yuck! That's a pretty bizarre thing to do at a health club....
Tim Young
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Nov 8, 2002 12:16 am
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Just writing to let you know I've revised my Web site, which is now to be found at www.timyoungonline.com! Much of the content you will recognize if you ever...
Tim Young
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Nov 9, 2002 11:47 am
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There's a new network of radio stations specifically for people who are feeling annoyed. They call it the Stations of the Cross....
Tim Young
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Dec 6, 2002 3:35 am
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They put up a Christmas wreath on the front of the building across the street from our office. That seems like a job for Hitler's photographer: Lani...
Tim Young
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Dec 6, 2002 3:36 am
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Last night I got kind of a pun game going with my kids in Japanese. They make no sense in English, but I'll try to explain them.... Anata wa nansai? Urusai! ...
Tim Young
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Dec 9, 2002 5:45 am
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LONDON - Eyewitnesses report that Hello Kitty was shot and killed today as she stepped from her limousine. Authorities called it a clear case of character...
Tim Young
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Dec 13, 2002 7:34 am
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Hmmm, I wonder if she went catatonic before succumbing? ... _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail...
Bren Shuler
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Dec 13, 2002 7:57 am
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Maybe so, but then she was gone and it was too late to do anything, even run a CAT scan. It's a cat-astrophe. It really gives you pause. At any rate, the ...
Tim Young
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Dec 14, 2002 6:44 am
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Well, I would expect the pawpetrator(s) to play a cat-and-mouse game with the pawlice. As long as the pawlice don't let the cat out of the bag then they will...
Bren Shuler
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Dec 14, 2002 8:39 am
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Attempt by a Japanese toy company to put a new "spin" on an old toy: "Hyper Yo-yo" What they call it for the under-two crowd: "Diaper Yo-yo" -- ...
Tim Young
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Jan 5, 2003 1:43 pm
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Yesterday we took a trip with my wife's family, to visit some other relatives. Afterwards, my wife was commenting on how her dad had accurately estimated how...
Tim Young
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Jan 13, 2003 7:45 am
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Recently my 8-year-old son got a remote control (Japanese: rimooto kontorooru) car for his birthday. Soon after that, he pointed the remote control at his baby...
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