That snorta goes without saying. I'm going to hoof it out of here now lest anyone think I'm hamming it up....
Tim Young
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Mar 1, 2002 9:05 am
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It seems like every time I make an animal joke, everyone else starts hogging the limelight with their own puns! Speaking of pigs, did you know the first pig to...
Tim Young
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Mar 1, 2002 1:22 pm
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Terrible! dad...
Y6963@...
Mar 1, 2002 1:59 pm
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Advertisement for speed ironing service: "In seconds: flat!"...
Tim Young
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Mar 2, 2002 4:02 am
259
Why did Sonny Bono invest so little in the stock market? Because he felt that one share was enough. (cf. Cher)...
Tim Young
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Mar 7, 2002 1:07 am
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Thanks, Tim-- I'd trade you one, but at the moment the value of my stock of options is very low. Bren ... ...
Bren Shuler
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Mar 7, 2002 2:58 am
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No need to trade. I was just Cher-ing with you. Hope you can take stock of your jokes and determine their respective futures. Tim...
Tim Young
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Mar 7, 2002 4:17 am
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Today he's about to be promoted to colonel in the Air Force. But thirty years ago he was just an enlisted guy at Kunsan Air Base, South Korea, struggling...
Tim Young
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Mar 8, 2002 8:18 am
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His promotion could have been due to an "eagleitarian" outlook on life. Bren ... Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: Click Here...
Bren Shuler
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Mar 8, 2002 1:22 pm
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"Can I make hot water?" "Of course yakan!" (="you can". "yakan" is Japanese for "teapot".)...
Tim Young
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Mar 14, 2002 2:25 am
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'70s rock band known for drug-induced psychobabble lyrics... put out a double album that included the "complex" song "Mother"... "Pink Freud" (Anyone better...
Tim Young
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Mar 24, 2002 11:25 pm
266
sorry these are so bad!!! To Pun is Human 1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead...
Tim Young
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Mar 27, 2002 11:15 pm
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Ouch, ouch! Stop the punishment! ... _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger:...
Bren Shuler
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Mar 27, 2002 11:52 pm
268
"The boxing match starts at 8:00." "Bout time!"...
Tim Young
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Apr 9, 2002 11:21 pm
269
Tim, Tim, Tim, next time please spar us from such postings! Bren ... _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s...
Bren Shuler
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Apr 10, 2002 9:00 am
270
That joke was a knockout, wasn't it?...
Tim Young
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Apr 10, 2002 11:27 pm
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Like most people, I've had some trouble with credit in the past. For a long time I haven't been able to find a company that would give me a credit card at all....
The lobby of the courthouse was decorated with a statue of a person caged in by a wire fence. One day, the figure inside the fence suddenly came to life,...
Tim Young
tim@...
May 3, 2002 10:27 am
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Ouch! And do you know what they call a cereal with no oats, corn, or wheat????? A "no-braner"! (I made that up myself!) dad...
Y6963@...
May 3, 2002 2:37 pm
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That really goes against the grain. Really corny. Hope you come up with some bran new jokes soon. Tim...
Tim Young
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May 4, 2002 7:58 am
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Cerealsly, you oat to! I corn really agree with wheat Tim had to say. And I hope you do too--as long as you promise not to flake out on us. Bren ... ...
Bren Shuler
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May 4, 2002 2:38 pm
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Dad: you should get in the habit of sending these straight to the Samui Jokes list! I'm sending it for you this time. This is a real groaner, so I'm not sure...
Tim Young
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May 5, 2002 11:23 pm
278
Movie star Brad without pants: A bottomless Pitt....
Tim Young
tim@...
May 5, 2002 11:25 pm
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Sorry about that! I'm still slow in catching on to internet stuff! I'll do that after this! dad...
Y6963@...
May 6, 2002 4:08 pm
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In March 1962, when General Ne Win seized power in Myanmar (Burma), the people of the country found themselves in a Ne Win situation......
Tim Young
tim@...
May 7, 2002 11:24 pm
281
Our baby, Julia, usually sleeps through the night. But last night she cried at 2 a.m. and my wife had to get up and feed her. She was unexpectedly called for...
Tim Young
tim@...
May 7, 2002 11:25 pm
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Well, I'm currently in Seoul and while exploring the shops this afternoon I passed by a clothing store that was virtually empty--except for some unadorned...
A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a Gin and................................ tonic, please" The Barkeep says, "Why the big pause?" The polar...
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