PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/01/02 Happy April Fools Day HOLIDAY PUNS: Why Did Moses and the Children of Israel wander in the desert for 40 years? Because even then...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/02/02 IN THE NEWS: It's next Sunday that all the barbers observe a holiday--Daylight Shaving Time. (Cynthia MacGregor) I hear the original...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/03/02 IN THE NEWS: It's next Sunday that all the chefs observe a holiday. Daylight Saving Thyme. (Cynthia MacGregor) Maybe while I'm in NY...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/04/02 IN THE NEWS: I hear that over the winter they built a motel with a pretty garden around it in the middle of Yankee Stadium. Even...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/05/02 IN THE NEWS: I understand that the motto of Daylight Savings Time came from watching a jack-in-the-box at work. Spring a head....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/08/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: A hairdresser whose customer complained about grey hair and being overweight gave what advice? Diet (Clynch...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/09/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Name a movie about a golf tournament taking place on the Island of Komodo, wherein a famous golfer is attacked...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/10/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Why do most men like to go to massage parlors? They want to be kneaded (Stan Kegel) How is setting your fish...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/11/02 IN THE NEWS: The decision to carry heart defibrillators on airplanes saved a passenger's life on a Dallas flight. Unfortunately, his...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/12/02 IN THE NEWS Psychiatrists say a man shouldn't keep too much to himself. So does the IRS. (Beckie Shiles) I just finished my income...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/15/02 Happy Tax Day IN THE NEWS: Ossama Ben Laden's accountant suggested he invest a few million dollars in reenforcing his cave network...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/16/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Saint David's life most closely paralleled the life of what biblical figure. Jonah. They both lived in Wales...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF: Kill date: May 5, 2002 What: THE 25th ANNUAL O. HENRY PUN-OFF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS When: MAY 4, 2002 - Noon - 5 pm (SATURDAY!) Where:...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/17/02 IN THE NEWS: Because of her lavish spending habits, Pamela Anderson Lee is said to be having financial troubles. Which is strange,...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/18/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: The U.S.'s #2 auto maker is going to open a plant in Norway. What will they call it? Fjord (Clynch Varnadore) Why...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/19/02 IN THE NEWS: Yesterday I was assembling my giant O. Henry Pun-Off sign on the outside wall of a rent house we have on interstate 35....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/23/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What do you call a sex addict who also has a passion for reference books? A Nymph Almanac (Gary Hallock) At the...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/24/02 IN THE NEWS: A new lollipop is being sold. When you put it in your mouth, it plays a voice inside your head that only you can hear....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/25/02 Happy Anzac Day IN THE NEWS: Put all our congressmen together and they weigh about 96,000 pounds. It's hard to get anything that...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/26/02 Happy Arbor Day PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Walden Pond is famous for the raising of what domestic animals? Thoreau bred horses (Stan Kegel) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/29/02 IN THE NEWS: Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers. (Richard Lederer) Those sadly young suicide bombers are the new baby...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/30/02 IN THE NEWS: As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen. (Rev. Sydney Smith) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: If Edgar...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 05/01/02 Happy Labor Day IN THE NEWS: The guests at Time magazine's 75th anniversary party included O. J. Simpson and Jack Kevorkian. O. J....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 05/02/02 IN THE NEWS: This fall, we'll be seeing a new, redesigned $20 bill. This is part of an anti-counterfeiting program to redesign all...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 05/03/02 Hope to see you all at the O Henry Pun-Off in Austin tomorrow And May the 4th be with you. Sunday: Happy Cinco de Mayo IN THE NEWS: ...
Results of the 25th Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships Puniest of Show: 1st place tie with a clap off for the trophy. Tiff Wimberly 36 points...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 05/06/02 HIGH-LIES & LOW PUNS (HL/LP) (Correction) The final round was a three-way battle on the topic of "external bodyparts." Competitors...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 05/07/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: There was a certain period of time in which people drank only fake orange juice. As this was determined to be a...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 05/08/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: One anthropologist asked a colleague why he thought one particular Native American Tribe in the southwestern U.S....
