PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/01/02 IN THE NEWS: Newspaper item: "Sale of liquor banned on military reservations." Well, that makes sense. Who wants to see the bases...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 5, 2002 10:16 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/04/02 Have a "Happy Army Day" as we all march forth. (Karen Hamilton) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What would be the appropriate geometric shape for...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 6, 2002 5:55 am
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/05/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Why would the dragon never attack a Crusader on Saturday or Sunday evenings? He only preyed on weak knights....
832
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 6, 2002 4:13 pm
From: The Hallock Entity <c.hallock@...> FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF: What: THE 25th ANNUAL O.HENRY PUN-OFF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS When: MAY 4, 2002 - Noon...
833
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 6, 2002 6:16 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/06/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What single word of advice could you give a mathematician to help him/her lose weight fast? Trinomials (Gary...
834
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 7, 2002 7:12 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/07/02 IN THE NEWS: In 1999, heavyweight champ Evander Holyfield announced he was entering the record business with a label called Real...
835
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 8, 2002 7:07 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/08/02 Happy International Women’s Day IN THE NEWS: There is now talk on Capitol Hill of cutting the national beer tax in half. Today,...
836
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 11, 2002 6:39 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/11/02 IN THE NEWS: Not terrorist, burglar or thief At throat of commander in chief The culprit was pretzels. His bodyguard wrestles The...
837
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 12, 2002 6:37 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/12/02 IN THE NEWS: A volcano is erupting in the Philippines. It's changed travel agency promotions for the country. The islands are now...
838
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 13, 2002 6:08 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/13/02 IN THE NEWS: Most of those condoms given out at the Olympics turned out to be for all the athletes who were screwed by the judges....
839
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 14, 2002 6:40 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/14/02 IN THE NEWS: So, I assume the powers that be named our efforts in Afghanistan "Operation Anaconda" because we wanted to put the...
840
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 15, 2002 6:00 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/15/02 Happy Ides of March Happy Saint Patrick’s Day: 03/17/02 HOLIDAY PUNS: The Ides of March The Ides of March was a murderous day For...
841
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 18, 2002 6:32 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/18/02 HOLIDAY PUNS One dark night, as a group of American tourists huddled in Nelly's, a well-known pub in Killarney, Ireland, a local...
842
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 19, 2002 6:30 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/19/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What movie is the story of a man who suffers severe constipation, necessitating emergency treatment, while dining...
843
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 20, 2002 6:15 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/20/02 Happy Equinox PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: On returning to school after the Christmas break, you are required to turn in a paper on how you...
844
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 21, 2002 6:23 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/21/02 IN THE NEWS: What is an "end run?" It's a football play devised by Arthur Anderson. (Lee Daniel Quinn) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: To what...
845
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 22, 2002 5:34 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/22/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Aboard a British frigate around the turn of the century, the men were upset. The rum rations had been severely...
846
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 25, 2002 6:41 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/25/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Toy companies frequently produce dolls resembling famous television characters. In the early sixties the most...
847
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 26, 2002 11:05 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/26/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What type of doctor might make house calls to a seagull? An In-tern-nest (Gary Hallock) What did the road worker...
848
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 27, 2002 6:47 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/27/02 Happy Passover HOLIDAY PUNS: Picture a nerdy looking man named Herbert sitting at the Passover seder table. He speaks: "Why do I...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 28, 2002 6:18 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/28/02 Goodbye Uncle Miltie IN THE NEWS: Headline: "Cheney and Arafat Meeting in Limbo" I thought you had to be dead to go there. (William...
850
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 29, 2002 6:08 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/29/02 HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY IN THE NEWS: Each cross dressing man should feel guilty When covered from heels to the hilt he Owes great debt to...
851
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Mar 31, 2002 7:24 am
From: "shawn" <shawn@...> How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny? A good Easter. What...
852
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 1, 2002 6:27 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/01/02 Happy April Fools Day HOLIDAY PUNS: Why Did Moses and the Children of Israel wander in the desert for 40 years? Because even then...
853
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 2, 2002 6:34 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/02/02 IN THE NEWS: It's next Sunday that all the barbers observe a holiday--Daylight Shaving Time. (Cynthia MacGregor) I hear the original...
854
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 3, 2002 6:27 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/03/02 IN THE NEWS: It's next Sunday that all the chefs observe a holiday. Daylight Saving Thyme. (Cynthia MacGregor) Maybe while I'm in NY...
855
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 4, 2002 6:05 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/04/02 IN THE NEWS: I hear that over the winter they built a motel with a pretty garden around it in the middle of Yankee Stadium. Even...
856
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 5, 2002 6:37 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/05/02 IN THE NEWS: I understand that the motto of Daylight Savings Time came from watching a jack-in-the-box at work. Spring a head....
857
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 9, 2002 10:03 am
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/08/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: A hairdresser whose customer complained about grey hair and being overweight gave what advice? Diet (Clynch...
858
Stan Kegel
chocdr
Apr 9, 2002 7:38 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY: 04/09/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Name a movie about a golf tournament taking place on the Island of Komodo, wherein a famous golfer is attacked...
