PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/01/02 IN THE NEWS: Will 02/02/02 be known as Tuesday even though it falls on a Saturday? (Renee from Napa) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: How did...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/04/02 IN THE NEWS: On February 2nd, remember Spam is ground hog too. (Neil C.) Ossama Ben Laden’s accountant suggested he invest a few...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/05/02 IN THE NEWS: Jay Leno got in a good one this evening in his monologue. He held up a small bottle of men's cologne that was labeled -...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/06/02 IN THE NEWS: Why does Mike Tyson's eyes water when he has sex? Mace! (Darsy Freeman) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What is the inherent danger...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/07/02 IN THE NEWS: Condoms are going to be given to all the folks at the Olympic village. Should make for some interesting rubber matches....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/08/02 HOLIDAY PUNS: He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine’s day to be special, So he had ordered a bottle of her favorite...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/11/02 IN THE NEWS: If you read the papers, you know that Arthur Andersen, the fifth largest accounting firm in the world, recently...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/12/02 Happy New Year: The Year of the Horse China: Ch’un Chieh: "Guo Nian" Korea: Seol: "Say hay boke-mahn he pah du say oh" Viet Nam:...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/13/02 Happy Ash Wednesday IN THE NEWS: It would be a lot easier to get a lift ticket in Salt Lake City if it weren't for all those...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/14/02 Happy Valentine’s Day Our congratulations to punster and regular contributor, Richard Lederer, for his selection as the 2002...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/15/02 IN THE NEWS: The single people on the little sleds used to be bobsledders but they got kicked off their teams because they were all...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/18/02 Happy President’s Day Happy Alberta Family Day HOLIDAY QUOTES Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/19/02 IN THE NEWS: The Arthur Anderson partner was on his cell phone when he said, "Ship the Enron documents to the feds." But his...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/20/02 IN THE NEWS: Jenna Bush has finished her freshman year in college. In philosophy class she debated age-old life issues. Does Lite...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/21/02 IN THE NEWS: During a White House briefing, a reporter made a remark about Mr. Cheney having acute angina to which President Bush...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/22/02 IN THE NEWS: Congratulations to the British women hairdressers for winning the gold in curling. (Stan Kegel) When I first heard...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/25/02 TRIBUTE The father of bunny & duck May find himself slightly dumbstruck Knocks on pearly gates An answer awaits When wabbit blurts...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/26/02 Happy Purim IN THE NEWS: Elizabeth Dole is running for the Senate next year. Imagine, Elizabeth and Hillary in the Senate together....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/27/02 IN THE NEWS: Did you know that ENRON is just a shorthand name for the company? The full name is: "TAKE THE MONEY ENRON." (Rachel) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/28/02 IN THE NEWS: Accounting Exam in 2002: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/01/02 IN THE NEWS: Newspaper item: "Sale of liquor banned on military reservations." Well, that makes sense. Who wants to see the bases...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/04/02 Have a "Happy Army Day" as we all march forth. (Karen Hamilton) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What would be the appropriate geometric shape for...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/05/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Why would the dragon never attack a Crusader on Saturday or Sunday evenings? He only preyed on weak knights....
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/06/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What single word of advice could you give a mathematician to help him/her lose weight fast? Trinomials (Gary...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/07/02 IN THE NEWS: In 1999, heavyweight champ Evander Holyfield announced he was entering the record business with a label called Real...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/08/02 Happy International Women’s Day IN THE NEWS: There is now talk on Capitol Hill of cutting the national beer tax in half. Today,...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/11/02 IN THE NEWS: Not terrorist, burglar or thief At throat of commander in chief The culprit was pretzels. His bodyguard wrestles The...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/12/02 IN THE NEWS: A volcano is erupting in the Philippines. It's changed travel agency promotions for the country. The islands are now...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 03/13/02 IN THE NEWS: Most of those condoms given out at the Olympics turned out to be for all the athletes who were screwed by the judges....
