PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/01/02 Happy New Year IN THE NEWS: President Bush visited the Everglades the other day. He is proposing to protect three types of wild life...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/02/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Ann goes to the beauty parlor for a permanent prior to leaving for her vacation in Central Africa. What message...
Best Puns of the Year 2001: The Groaners A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/03/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What should you say to a really bad Spanish opera diva? Alto! (Gary Hallock) What safety features do medicine...
Best Puns of the Year 2001: The Groaners A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/4/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What safety features do medicine bottles in Florida have? They have Tampa-proof caps (Lars Hanson) Because of their...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/07/02 IN THE NEWS: Firestone will close its plant in Decatur, Illinois. Employee reactions were a lot like the tires they make. Many fell...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/08/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What do you call a nun with a sex change? A Trans Sister (Clynch Varnadore) The alligators watched with great...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/9/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: The alligators watched with great interest as the Mafia boss and his entourage moved into a Florida mansion along...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/10/02 IN THE NEWS: I'm not afraid to fly but I will not ride the train until this Amtrax scare is history.. (Renee from Napa) A Hassidic...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/11/02 IN THE NEWS: President George W. Bush acted just like an adult today as he arrived in Brussels and addressed a conference of NATO...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/14/02 IN THE NEWS: Have you heard of the new coffee drink that's sweeping the country? It's called the Osama bin Latte. You take a half cup...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/15/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? In a stationary store. (Stan Kegel) Four guys were playing...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/16/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Four guys were playing cards in a train when it happened to cross a trestle above a flash flooding river. What...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/17/02 IN THE NEWS: EU Directive 456179: "In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 1/18/02 IN THE NEWS: Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/22/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What's the difference between lemon or lime squeezin's and members of a pietistic movement within Judaism? One's...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/21/02 Happy Martin Luther King Day IN THE NEWS: New York City transit workers may go on strike next week. If they do, the city has...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/23/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Upon spying a flock of lambs, what did the alpha wolf say to his pack that sounded like what preachers often say?...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/24/02 PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: Why are poor golfers like poor Irish at dinner? They have mulligans, too. (Lars Hanson) In order to support his...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/25/02 IN THE NEWS: Tyson & Lennox No love lost between these two Well, maybe a bit (Gary Hallock) Steve Wozniak, the co-developer of the...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/28/02 IN THE NEWS: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in the Taliban? His diaper moves from his rump to his head. (Keep On Smiling)...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/29/02 IN THE NEWS: The difference between "lie" and "lay" Has fallen into deep decay. But now we know from Enron's shame That "lie" and...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/30/02 IN THE NEWS: Saturday is Groundhog Day. If Dick Cheney sees his shadow, there'll be six more weeks of Enron. (Nev Dull) If Osama...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 01/31/02 IN THE NEWS: The Psychic Friends Network is in Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Man, who saw that coming? (Gag-O-Matic) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: ...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/01/02 IN THE NEWS: Will 02/02/02 be known as Tuesday even though it falls on a Saturday? (Renee from Napa) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: How did...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/04/02 IN THE NEWS: On February 2nd, remember Spam is ground hog too. (Neil C.) Ossama Ben Laden’s accountant suggested he invest a few...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/05/02 IN THE NEWS: Jay Leno got in a good one this evening in his monologue. He held up a small bottle of men's cologne that was labeled -...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/06/02 IN THE NEWS: Why does Mike Tyson's eyes water when he has sex? Mace! (Darsy Freeman) PUNY RIDDLE CHAIN: What is the inherent danger...
PUNS OF THE DAY: 02/07/02 IN THE NEWS: Condoms are going to be given to all the folks at the Olympic village. Should make for some interesting rubber matches....
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