IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK 12-01-12 =-=-=-=-= SWAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? Amidst a dramatic hostage situation unfolding in a bank in downtown Boston, the Commissioner...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 3, 2012 8:33 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-02-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Publishing content online isn't for the faint of heart. Certainly not for those...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 3, 2012 10:38 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-03-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Who do mice see when they are ill? The Hickory Dickory Doc Why did the tree not want...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 3, 2012 10:52 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-03-12 A gal who was putting on airs Kept attracting a great many stares. It seems that her dress Under strain and duress Had split on her...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 4, 2012 8:51 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-04-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you make a slow reindeer fast? Don't feed it What kind of a beach would you...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 4, 2012 9:13 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-04-12 Proctologists’ outlooks aren’t bright. They’re gloomy, as black as the night. They’re depressed, and why not? In despair they...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 5, 2012 10:07 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-05-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES When does Santa finish delivering all the toys to the children? Just in the St. Nick...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 5, 2012 10:20 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-05-12 In their lust for a haul at the mall, Pantie shoppers broke into a brawl. To put it quite briefly The reasons are chiefly Their...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 5, 2012 11:05 am
A PUPPY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me The Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas my...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 5, 2012 11:28 am
From: Cynthia MacGregor <cynthia@...> THE COOKING TEACHER When I signed up to teach a cooking course, I hoped for smooth sailing, but the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2012 12:44 pm
JEST FOR KIDS 12-06-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Santa has 11 reindeer. Name them: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2012 12:58 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-06-12 A woman displayed her dismay At her pug, who refused to obey. She’d hound him and bray, Till her pet ran away. ‘Tis no wonder her...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2012 9:35 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-07-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells. What do they call...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2012 9:54 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-07-12 FIVE JEWISH MEN WHO INFLUENCED THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. Moses said, "The law is everything." Jesus said, "Love is...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 8, 2012 11:47 am
IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK 12-08-12 =-=-=-=-= THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD CELEBRATE CHANUKAH 10. No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney. 9. No...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2012 7:23 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-0-12 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Over the four-day holiday weekend Americans spent $15 billion a day! That almost...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2012 8:32 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-10-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?: ABCDE FGHIJ KMNOP QRSTU VWXYZ ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2012 8:52 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-10-12 A Mensan told me, “I like you” And suggests there’s a test we can do "Sign me up," I said, "Yes! The line forms here, I guess So...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2012 9:34 am
From: "Gil Ross" <gil@...> THE EIGHT NIGHTS OF CHANUKAH Let us sing: On the first night of Chanukah, my Jewish mother said to me, "You'd better lose...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2012 9:52 am
From: Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... THE LEGEND OF SANTA’S NEW HELPER No chimney to slide down, no flue... Oh, what was poor Santa to do? ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2012 10:28 am
CHRISTMAS QUOTES "Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." (Bart Simpson) "The one thing women don't want to...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 11, 2012 9:32 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-11-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle What...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 11, 2012 9:56 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-11-12 The Wrights first flights, I here should say Took place on this December day Though skeptics yawned A new day dawned "A flight of...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 11, 2012 11:10 am
From: Gary Hallock gary@... A RARIE HOME COMPANION An Original Seasonal Shaggy Dog Story All rabid fans of the shaggy dog story genre (a.k.a....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 12, 2012 9:14 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-12-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did Santa say when the bottom fell off his sleigh? AAAAAhhhhh!!!!!! What did the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 12, 2012 9:30 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-12-12 Katie Holmes got divorced, so her whole Life did change, and the stress took its toll. Can't tell Tom what to do So she's feeling...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2012 11:08 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-13-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you get when you cross a gift-wrapper with a wise guy? Ribbon Hood (Lederer &...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2012 11:26 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-13-12 See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? 1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous. 2....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2012 12:01 pm
A MOM'S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 14, 2012 9:17 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-14-12 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish Why did everyone like to buy the psychic...
