WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-01-11 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The East Coast blizzard was so bad, the Eagles-Vikings game was canceled. The...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 1, 2011 9:04 am
ANIMALS IN A BAR There's these animals in a bar. The bartender comes over at the end of the night ... The skunk says 'Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent' ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 3, 2011 9:25 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-03-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why can't a deaf person be sent to prison? Because you can't condemn someone without a...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 3, 2011 9:38 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-03-11 To win a pavement construction contract, your company has to be able to make the grade. The map her friend had drawn indicated that...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 4, 2011 10:54 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-04-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the teddy bear say when he was done eating? I'm stuffed! Why did the belt go...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 4, 2011 11:10 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-04-11 An EKG is a ticker tape Why is a ship called 'she'? A ship is called 'she' because there is always a great deal of bustle about her;...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 5, 2011 8:44 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-05-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the first grader pee on the floor? Because the sign said "WET FLOOR". Why did...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 5, 2011 9:07 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-05-11 Thrift is a marvelous virtue, especially in an ancestor Robinson Crusoe fell desperately ill. Just before dropping into a coma, he...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 6, 2011 9:07 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-06-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What goes up but never comes down? Your age! Why don't people like to eat next to...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 6, 2011 9:21 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-06-11 It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 7, 2011 9:33 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-07-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was Cinderella such a poor football player? She had a pumpkin for a coach What...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 7, 2011 9:56 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-07-11 She wanted to make an impression on her new boyfriend, so she put on her low cut dress to show him a thing or two. Out by the Cheyenne...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 8, 2011 9:03 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-08-11 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Listening to all these puns and headlines with Stanford's quarterback we should...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 9, 2011 5:37 pm
WHAT A RACKET For six years running, Hugh Acton was the county tennis champ. But this year he ran into the monster, a six-foot-six inch kid who'd recently...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 10, 2011 9:22 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-10-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the book in the hospital It broke its spine. What surgery was done on the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 10, 2011 9:36 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-10-11 "I'd love some Chinese food," said Tom wantonly. Our three children like to spin in our home office chairs. One of the chairs makes...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 11, 2011 10:13 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-11-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the athletic chicken cross the road? To egg-cersize! Who has the most fun when...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 11, 2011 10:28 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-11-11 "I work in a horse barn," said Bob. "There really is no need to sob. Though the work is crappy, Like I told my pappy, At least it's a...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 12, 2011 8:24 am
SOME SHAGGY PUPPY TAILS As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The prosecutor...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 12, 2011 8:54 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-12-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the dog go to the corner when the doorbell rang? It was a Boxer. (James...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 12, 2011 9:17 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-12-11 "I did nothing wrong," Tom inveighed. "I'm innocent, very dismayed." While he's out on appeal, He continues his spiel. So justice, for...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 13, 2011 10:48 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-13-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the Arctic explorer call his head gear? His Polar Ice Cap When is a clock...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 13, 2011 11:11 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-13-11 I have trouble when texting my chums 'Cause my hands are real big, so those bums Like to ridicule me. They can text easily, But at...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 14, 2011 9:57 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-14-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you get when you dress a young dog in canvas? A pup tent. Why do fingerprint...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 14, 2011 10:44 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-14-11 A man walks into a restaurant and waits at the bar for his table. He says to the bartender, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 15, 2011 5:05 pm
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-15-11 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Washington, DC is the most well-read city in the nation. Nearly every resident at...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 17, 2011 8:29 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-17-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do vampires tend to make great artists? They get lots of practice drawing blood. ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 18, 2011 8:44 am
JEST FOR KIDS 01-18-11 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a penny that falls from the sky? Heaven cent. (James Ertner) On what...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 18, 2011 9:02 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-18-11 I have trouble when texting my chums 'Cause my hands are real big, so those bums Like to ridicule me. They can text easily, But at...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Jan 18, 2011 9:46 am
William Penn William Penn is, of course, famous as the founder of the Pennsylvania Commonwealth and leader of the Quakers who settled that important area of...
