. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JEST FOR KIDS 12-01-10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 1, 2010 10:12 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PUNS OF THE DAY 12-01-10 . . . A bugler named Dougal MacDougal . . . Found ingeneous ways to be frugal. . . . . . . He...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 2, 2010 12:19 am
. . . . . . . . . . . .THE EIGHT DAYS OF CHANUKAH On the first night of Chanukah, my Jewish mother said to me, . . . . . "You'd better lose some weight or...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 2, 2010 11:46 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JEST FOR KIDS 12-02-10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 2, 2010 11:47 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PUNS OF THE DAY 12-02-10 An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans, asked: “What sort of people...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 3, 2010 11:05 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JEST FOR KIDS 12-03-10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 3, 2010 11:06 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PUNS OF THE DAY 12-03-10 . . . They each in the arts played a part . . . Their music the highest of art, . . . . . . No...
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "WEATHER OR NOT" Rudolph, a dedicated Russian Communist, was the most famous weather man in Russia. That was because he...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2010 11:30 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JEST FOR KIDS 12-06-10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2010 11:31 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PUNS OF THE DAY 12-06-10 . . . The editor has many ways . . . To shorten some terms. He'll amaze . . . . . . Folks with...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2010 9:46 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JEST FOR KIDS 12-07-10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2010 9:47 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PUNS OF THE DAY 12-07-10 A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks nasty,”...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 8, 2010 10:22 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .JEST FOR KIDS 12-08-10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 8, 2010 10:23 am
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PUNS OF THE DAY 12-08-10 "You have to explain this to me," I told the chef at our restaurant. The chalkboard read "Today39;s...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 9, 2010 10:28 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-09-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Santa has 11 reindeer. Name them! Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 9, 2010 11:01 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-09-10 Christmas shopping can be quite a grind. The best presents? I think you will find If you want a big lift, Meditation39;s the gift That's...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2010 10:20 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-10-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Which one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? Comet cleans sinks! ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2010 10:21 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-10-10 Just remember the Christmas presents of today are the garage sales of tomorrow. (Joey Adams) My local theater group was in trouble...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 10, 2010 5:49 pm
From: Bill Stebbins <bs16@...> SANTA'S VACATION It was just after Christmas and Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 11, 2010 8:14 am
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-11-10 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK According to a report, the worst drivers in the country are in Washington, D.C....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 12, 2010 11:12 am
"The Christmas Dinner" Grandpa and grandma were planning to host the annual family Christmas dinner. About forty guests were expected, and they spent a full...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2010 9:48 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-13-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses What do you call Santa Clause...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2010 9:48 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-13-10 Gobble: If you keep playing around with sailors, eventually some GOBBLE get you pregnant. As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap,...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 14, 2010 10:36 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-14-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem What do snowmen...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 14, 2010 10:44 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-14-10 For people like me, there's no doubt The gambling wheel carries much clout. When I play, if I lose Lots of cash, I may choose To...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 15, 2010 9:21 am
JEST FOR KIDS 12-15-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What will happen to you on Christmas? YULE be happy What's Father Christmas called...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 15, 2010 9:22 am
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-15-10 To many young poets, I've said it But mark my words, you won't regret it Obs'lete words eschew Yes, this you must do We can't have...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 16, 2010 12:09 pm
JEST FOR KIDS 12-16-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow." ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 16, 2010 12:10 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-16-10 Lois Lane loves Clark Kent Wants to keep him so healthy Likes to soup her man (Guy Ben Moshe) Hypotenuse: Bathroom upstairs is...