Puns of the Day: 5/1/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: When challenged by the company auditors about some unexplained expenses, the young executive blandly explained that...
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May 2, 2001 5:27 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/2/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do dieting epileptics order for lunch? Seizure Salad (Gary Hallock) Why is a fellow who's spent his last dime...
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Stan Kegel
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May 3, 2001 4:54 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/3/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: Why is a fellow who's spent his last dime like a pre-pubescent girl? Both are flat busted (Cynthia MacGregor) A...
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May 4, 2001 4:58 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/4/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: A German fellow was a lecturer for a living. He was a bit dissatisfied with lecturing, however, and wanted to give...
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Stan Kegel
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May 7, 2001 5:07 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/7/01 3 days late!: Today is May the 4th. So, May the fourth be with you! (Matt Blaisdell) PUNY Riddle Chain: Because of the intense...
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Stan Kegel
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May 8, 2001 6:19 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/08/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: New York cab drivers, long considered atavistic and disorganized recently have come into the modern age. One cab...
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May 9, 2001 5:08 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/9/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: Bill Shakespeare had a crossbreed dog that spent a lot of time in the vegetable garden. He particularly liked to...
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May 10, 2001 5:01 pm
Puns of the Day: PUNY Riddle Chain: What kind of music goes best with a commercial for feminine hygiene products? Ragtime (Scott Ryan) Why did the game warden...
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Stan Kegel
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May 11, 2001 4:34 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/11/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: Why did the game warden issue a citation to the hooker with jaundice? For peddling yellow tail (Ken Pinkham) ...
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Stan Kegel
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May 14, 2001 4:52 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/14/01 Douglas Adams gone -- To ride Terry Gilliam's Starship Titanic? Cosmic hitchhiker To Restaurant at End of Universe. Forty-two:...
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Stan Kegel
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May 15, 2001 4:46 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/15/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: Why are an alchemist and a student of Socrates alike yet different? One sought the Philosopher's stone while the...
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Stan Kegel
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May 16, 2001 5:00 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/16/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: If Superman died and his funeral was held today, where would he be later that evening? When Superman died he'd be...
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Stan Kegel
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May 17, 2001 5:00 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/17/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do you call a replacement teacher? A Substi-Tutor (Cynthia MacGregor) A beauty queen went to her...
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Stan Kegel
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May 18, 2001 3:55 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/18/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: A beauty queen went to her hairdresser. As her hair was being done she noticed that Thanatos was seated in the...
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Stan Kegel
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May 21, 2001 4:59 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/21/01 Congratulations to the 24th O. Henry International Pun-Off Winners: Punniest of Show: 1. Steve Brooks, Texas 2. Jim Ertner, Mass. 3....
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Stan Kegel
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May 22, 2001 5:07 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/22/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: One day I noticed Zero Mostel standing in No-Man's Land with a blank stare on his face and no money in his...
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Stan Kegel
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May 23, 2001 5:09 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/23/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: On the TV series, Star Trek Voyager, little is known of the other members of "collective" from whence came the...
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Stan Kegel
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May 24, 2001 5:00 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/24/01 Correction: "Shopkeepers are cursed with the gift of grab. (Richard Lederer)" should have read: "Shoplifters are cursed with the...
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Stan Kegel
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May 25, 2001 5:03 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/25/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What's the favorite food among dogs at the animal shelter? Pound Cake (Scott Ryan) Since sex change operations...
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Stan Kegel
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May 28, 2001 6:25 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/28/01 Happy Memorial Day Recently Stan had a week of puns. Puns that are just ordinary just show up on MUNDANE. Puns the are double...
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Stan Kegel
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May 29, 2001 4:56 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/29/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do a physician's adverse reactions to pollen and a hymn of praise have in common? They are both doxologies...
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Stan Kegel
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May 30, 2001 4:51 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/30/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: Ronald Reagan's "arms-for-hostages" scandal was engineered by an operative skilled in cryptography. He regularly...
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Stan Kegel
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May 31, 2001 5:06 pm
Puns of the Day: 5/31/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What did the beatnik papaya say to its fellow tropical fruit? Go mango! (By Cynthia MacGregor) What famous...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 1, 2001 5:08 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/1/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What famous confection was originally invented by cannibals who put a candy coating on their victims' toes? Tootsie...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 4, 2001 5:00 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/4/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: Remember the story of the little Dutch boy who was walking along the dike when he saw a small hole through which...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 5, 2001 5:08 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/5/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: What is the difference between movie theater refreshments and movies at a police stag party? One is pop corn, while...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 6, 2001 4:58 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/6/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: When a cosmetologist dies it is sometimes possible for their children to take over the business with minimal...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 7, 2001 5:12 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/7/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: How did the proud Lion King survive when drought and famine hit the African Savanna? He swallowed his pride. (Ken...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 8, 2001 5:08 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/8/01 PUNY Riddle Chain: It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the home of a prominent local lawyer. He takes the lawyer's Christmas...
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Stan Kegel
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Jun 11, 2001 5:04 pm
Puns of the Day: 6/11/01 Correction: There's a rumor that Queen Elizabeth II of England is going to skip Prince Charles and give the crown to Prince William,...
