IF THERE WERE COMPUTERS IN 1776 Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we complete this declaration of independence. Mr....
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! Why did the British cross the Atlantic? To get to the other tide! What would you...
In 1873, a team of German explorers and their three dogs decided to penetrate the heart of the South American jungle. After twelve years, they had set up a...
Knock, knock Who's there? Llama Llama who? Llama Yankee Doodle Dandy (Richard Lederer) Some discounted fireworks I choose But these, I think, I can not use Oh,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-04-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK In the past few days Michael Jackson died, Farah Fawcett died and now Karl Malden...
The Spies of Life During the most intensive days of the cold war, the Central Intelligence Agency undertook a recruitment drive to bolster its ranks and try to...
The Witching Time of Fright There was a woman "of a certain age," and age had not been kind to her. In fact, her appearance caused some to call her a witch, a...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-06-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where do animals go when they lose their tails? To a Retail Store What western hero...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-06-09 PUNS No matter how much you push the envelope, it´ll still be stationery. The mystery of the South Carolina governor Mark Sanford,...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-07-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why can't a seagull land in the bay? Because then he'd be a bagel! Why are movie stars...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-07-09 PUNS What is the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics....
JEST FOR KIDS 07-08-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old At 34 minutes and 56 seconds after twelve o’clock this morning the time and date was: ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-08-09 PUNS When the female impersonator prepared for the show, it was quite a drag. Sarah felt bored and unsatisfied, even though her job as...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-09-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates. What should the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-09-09 PUNS What do you call a religions that attempt to control your speech but not your behavior? Oral Sects (Stan Kegel) A woman walks in...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-10-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old Correction on the July 8th unusual date. It should have read: At 34 minutes and 56 seconds...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-10-09 PUNS When the man asked for her solution, Hangman's mom said with elocution, "Doesn't matter, my dear, What you choose as career. It...
Dis Words Disaster ..... he's the best liposuction surgeon in Beverly Hills Discharge .... the computer says your credit card expired in 1901 Discuss ...... go...
A Letter To A Fellow Punster Since puns have always made me giggle and made my lips and tummy jiggle l want to earn some money now, you know. Now, l do follow...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-10-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Mark Sanford of South Carolina still hasn't resigned. He spent 5 days visiting...
Humor in a Jugular Vein We all love to travel, and vampires, too, need their rest and relaxation. So Count Dracula went on a tour of Europe. Having not had a...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-13-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a policeman's uniform? A lawsuit Why was the banker bored? Because he...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-13-09 PUNS Dicky Cory, rich as sin, Made his fortune out of poultry-raising, Could find no maiden to give in, Went around with all his...
From: Burt Juda <jokester@...> Legend has it that Eskimos (Inuit) have hundreds of words to describe snow. We Jews have hundreds of words for,"pains in...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-14-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform? New Jersey. What reptile...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-14-09 PUNS I asked farmer Jones, "Why wide he Had made his new tractor." Replied he, "I need a two seat-ah. Because when I meet a Nice gal,...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-15-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why can’t two elephants swim in the pool at the same time? They have only one pair...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-15-09 PUNS Girls learn from Mother That sex is just one damp thing After another. (John S. Crosbie) One day this mechanic was working late...
The Sex life of an Electron by Eddie Currents One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help him...
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