JEST FOR KIDS 10-01-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the dentist give to the marching band? A tuba toothpaste What did the fly say...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-01-08 PUNS A man who tried to drive across a state line with a dog sitting in a pan of soda water. When he explained to the state police...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-02-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? An udder failure Why was the gym wet? ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-02-08 PUNS My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't,...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-03-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the apple go out with a fig? Because it couldn't find a date. What did the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-03-08 PUNS God reflected upon what he had accomplished the past six days and was not satisfied. So he spend the next day in re-creation...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-04-08 PART 1: THE BAILOUT & THE DEBATES AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Economists are now claiming that our nation's...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-04-08 PART 2: THE REST OF THE NEWS AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK A new study has found that the number of illegal...
San Simian An African tribe, mostly swineherds and fishermen, lived on the shores of a bay. The bay had treacherous currents and water turgid with sand, but...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-06-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES At what time of the day was Adam created? A little before Eve. What kind of notebook...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-06-08 PUNS What is the difference between a pigeon and a financial market investor? A pigeon can still put a deposit on a BMW. I used to...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-07-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What has a coat all winter and pants in the summer? A dog. What city gets its name...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-07-08 PUNS What do you call a woman who's afraid of flour-grinding apparatus? Milldred (Jason Dias) The FBI has announced a reorganization....
'Twas the night before Halloween! 'Twas the night before Halloween and all through the crypt EVERY creature was stirring (except one bat who got gypped). The...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-09-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. Why was there an...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-08-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the skeleton go to hospital? To have his ghoul stones removed What do ghosts...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-08-08 PUNS It's so weird all the different names they have for groups of animals. They have pride of lions, school of fish, rack of lamb....
The Twelve Night's of HALLOWEEN... And what..., My true love gave to me... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the first night of Halloween My true love gave to me......
JEST FOR KIDS 10-10-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why are vampires like false teeth? They come out at night. What kind of horse does a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-10-08 PUNS What do you call a woman who's afraid of flour-grinding apparatus? Milldred (Jason Dias) The FBI has announced a reorganization....
The Librarian "Do you have any books on how to get organized?" "Probably, but I have no idea where they are." "Do you have any books on deafness?" "What?" "Do...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-11-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Bush gave a speech today about the economy, and he said that he believes...
The Flea Circuit Antiques enthusiast Mary spent all her free time haunting second-hand stores, flea markets, and other likely spots where she might encounter ...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-13-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish? It came back with...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-13-08 PUNS Hans and Stein were playing in their yard in Zurich when one of the boys accidentally swallowed a coin and started choking. Hans...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-14-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night. What do you call...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-14-08 PUNS A new book about a cross-dressing vampire is called "Dragula." Today I went to buy a toaster today, and was given an American...
