JEST FOR KIDS 09-01-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed! What...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-01-08 PUNS Our lives are ova before they've begun. As a blonde was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure, the clerk asked for her...
The Transplant Ralph was an alcoholic. He had lost his job and his family because of his excessive drinking, and now had completed his problems by irreparably...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-02-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the picture say to the wall? "I've been framed. " How do you make fruit...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-02-08 PUNS When her sugar daddy gave her an American Express card, she got a charge out of it. When the gambler paid up, the local shark...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-03-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the train robber carry a bottle of glue? So he could stick up the passengers ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-03-08 PUNS If you shoot a monk, does the bullet go from the "firing pin into the friar"? (Bertrand Pibion) Two ladies were discussed in the...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-04-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where would you weigh a pie?" Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie. (Marsha...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-04-08 PUNS Who is Norman Mailer?" A postal worker in Oklahoma How can French people put so much butter on their baguettes and not get fat? I...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-05-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do archers shoot arrows? They're trying to get their point across. What was a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-05-08 PUNS In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said, "Let there be light." And God separated the light from the...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-06-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Part 1: THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK One of the big themes for convention speakers...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-06-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Part 2: THE REST OF THE NEWS TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Lindsay Lohan wrote Tuesday that people are focusing...
Battle of the Bottles A major soft drink manufacturer decided that providing choices in the container size in the six-packs of its beverages might help move...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-08-08 PUNS No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. When a noveau-riche man bought his 1st limo, he had nothing...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-08-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where does a vampire find it most convenient to get his meals from? His neck store...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-09-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What should you do if your tires threads are bare? Retire them Why did the chicken...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-09-08 PUNS It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. Politics only serve to make the future...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-10-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How is a drama teacher like the Pony Express? He's a stage coach Why did the baker...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-10-08 PUNS The controversy caused by the British Government's decision to downgrade Cannabis to a class B drug rages on. Tomorrow an...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-11-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece What is the best hand to write...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-11-08 PUNS What is posthumous work? Something written by someone after they are dead Evidence has been found that William Tell and his...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-12-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is the difference between a well dresses man and a dog ? The man wears a suit,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-12-08 PUNS I called up Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson and threatened to kick all of their asses, but they just laughed at me. I...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-13-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK There is some good news for John McCain: According to the latest polls, McCain has...
Put Through the Mill Lowell, Massachusetts, is an old New England mill town. Many of the mills have been declared national historical sites and are included in...
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 9. American Historic Figures John Adams: The crossing of the road is so bold, so daring, so firm intrepid and inflexible...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-15-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why does an Indian wear feathers in his hair To keep his wigwam What did the beaver...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-15-08 PUNS Don't forget this weekend is the practice run for the end of Daylight Saving Time. Set your clocks ahead an hour Sunday at 1 AM,...
