From: PUNY <puny@yahoogroups.com> A Pathologic PUNY Thread (Circa 2004) Absolutely sick of Warren Beaty movies?† Die a Beatys The pathological condition...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-01-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What kind of criminals wear suspenders? Hold-up men Why was Cinderella such a lousy...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-01-08 PUNS Artificial insemination is like everything else today, they just don't make them like they used to. (Stan Kegel) I'm reminded of...
From: Bertrand Piboin <bertpibo@...> Here are a set of 10 riddles/questions based on events and characters of the period of the French revolution and...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-02-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Alluding to the surplus that Bush inherited on taking office in 2001: "The...
Sam, Please Make the Pants Longer One day a man and his wife got into a terrible fight. She became so angry that she shredded the legs of his favorite pair of...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-04-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do they call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Because they had so many knights! Why...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-04-08 PUNS An engineer was reviewing a draft of his project typed by his secretary. She had written, "These cost calculations were prepared ...
Picabo Street, a two time Olympic Gold Medalist in skiing, may be best known for her unusual first name. Picabo, pronounced Peek-a-boo, is actually named after...
ADULT PUNS 08-05-08 THE GROANERS A young lady whom thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-05-08 PUNS I found the Czechs to be very practical and Praguematic folks. (James Ertner) Then there was the Romanian boy who was a...
Please discard the copy sent out yesterday by mistake. JEST FOR KIDS 08-05-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a judge with...
The Last Parachute You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react? Pessimist: you refuse the parachute...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-06-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is a haunted wigwam? A creepy teepee. What do you call a cow that doesn't give...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-06-08 PUNS What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis. When a girl finds she isn't the only...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-07-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What people travel the most? Romans. Why were the elephants the last animals off the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-07-08 PUNS I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes! (Mike Bull) Ancient scribes who were hired Aztec...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-08-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is hail? Hard boiled rain What is an archaeologist? Someone who's career is in...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-08-08 PUNS Did you hear about the guy who took a course at a college on making nativity scenes? It was a creche course. The cop got out of...
When I was a kid, we used to live in a little house in Montana cattle country. We loved that place - there were beautiful views and fresh air, and we could...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-09-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK To give you an idea of how bad the smog is in Beijing, China – today they were...
Quit While You’re a Head There once was a medieval village that was being terrorized by a vile monster. The creature was called the Head of Sin because its...
THE LAYMAN'S GUIDE TO LEGAL TERMINOLOGY -A- AD INFINITUM: Latin for forever, without limit, indefinitely - as in how long the lawyer intends to keep billing...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-11-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake What...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-11-08 PUNS I had a disturbing discussion with my wife this morning. I said that men like Brad Pitt and George Clooney are a dime a dozen. My...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-12-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where does success come before work? In the dictionary ! What is the favorite ride of...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-12-08 PUNS The mime wanted to say something, but he wasn't aloud. A famous disco queen got very loaded on psychedelics. During her trip she...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-13-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How does a dog stop a VCR? He presses the paws button. What do you use to clean a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-13-08 PUNS What is Indian roulette? You sit down next to a snake charmer with six cobras, one of which is deaf. (Lederer & Ertner) You can...
