JEST FOR KIDS 06-02-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened? The faucet was running,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-02-08 PUNS My husband is not hen-pecked. He's just spouse broken. There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard a noise, so he ...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-06-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the tightrope walker always carry his bank book? In order to check his...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-03-08 PUNS Did you hear about the optician who made a spectacle of himself? One day in class a physics professor was spinning on an office...
Al Regitz, the Camo Guy, entertained the audience with this piece on American presidents at the 31st O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships and received a...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-04-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel? Because one word leads to another. Why do...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-04-08 PUNS Why is the Nuclear Regulatory Commission so concerned every time Mr. Sandler releases a new film? It could be another "Adam Bomb"...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-05-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where did your grandmother learn to read? In gramma school Did you hear the story...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-05-08 PUNS What do the starship Enterprise, Mike Tyson and Van Gogh have in common? They are all searching for the Final Front Ear! If the...
When I posted Bertrand Piboin's diagogue, I inadvertently left off the last two paragraphs. Here is his complete routine. Bertrand Pibion's dialogue from the...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-06-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why can't a deaf person be sent to prison? Because you can't condemn someone without a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-06-08 PUNS What do you call it when people put names on the back of sports shirts? Clothes Captioning If you are an American when you go...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-07-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK In Larry King's interview with Jon Stewart, Larry brought up the subject of the...
The Gain in Spain Juan, a Spanish gentleman, fell in love with Carmencita, a most possessive girl. She had heard the gossip that his was a wandering eye, but...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-09-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the golfer buy a new club Because he got a hole in one. Why did the basketball...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-09-08 PUNS He has been playing with a pulled stomach muscle, showing a lot of guts. (Jim McKay) Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-10-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is the difference between an angry rabbit and counterfeit money One is a mad...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-10-08 PUNS What did the dad tell his son when he became inpatient with fishing? Just bait and see When online commentators passionately...
Teacher: "Johnny, spell 'Fascinate.'" Johnny: "'Fascinate,' F-a-s-c-i-n-a-t-e, 'Fascinate.'" Teacher, "Now use 'Fascinate' in a sentence. Johnny: "My sister,...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-11-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the girl call herself an experienced actress? She broke her leg and was in a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-11-08 PUNS The sewer expansion program is nearing completion, but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished. ...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-12-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the chicken go to a seance? To get to the other side. Why don't cows have...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-12-08 PUNS How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? Remember: puns about food should be taken in gest. What happens if you get...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-09-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the golfer buy a new club Because he got a hole in one. Why did the basketball...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-13-08 PUNS What did that the college dean say after graduation ceremonies were interrupted by the deafening sound of an erupting volcano? ...
From: "Gil Ross" <gil@...> The mainstream media in this country are dominated by liberals. I was informed of this fact… By Rush Limbaugh. And Thomas...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-14-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Bush on Thursday strongly disagreed with a Supreme Court ruling that...
