JEST FOR KIDS 05-01-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the farmer use to fix the rip in his pants? A cabbage patch What would you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-01-08 PUNS One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight. (Mike...
First Place in Punniest of Show at the 30th O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships went to Joe Sabia of Los Angeles, CA who scored an unpresidented 40 out of a...
CHAMPIONSHIP HAPPENS I: The O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships May 17, 2008 at the O. Henry Museum on Brush Square, Austin, TX. Celebrate the lowest form of...
The 31st annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships will be held in Austin, Texas on Saturday, May 17, 2007. Here is one of a series of winning routines from...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-02-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS & RIDDLES Remember next Sunday is Star Wars Day. And May the Fourth be with you. ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-02-08 PUNS From a wedding announcement in the Arlington, Texas, STAR-TELEGRAM: "The bride was given away by her father wearing her mother's...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-03-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK On the alleged sexual affair with country singer Mindy McCready starting when she...
Halitosis Diagnosis Dr. Victor Frankenstein created creatures other than human monsters. He also specialized in creating large animals for meat production. His...
The Fourth of May Mark Your Calender. A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each...
The Fifth of May The 5th of May is a Mexican holiday, but its true origins are not well known. In the early 1900's, Hellman's Mayonnaise was manufactured in ...
Linda Eldridge won third place in the 2007 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships Punniest of Show with this brillant routine: "Mid-EVIL PUNOGRAPHY" This is a...
ABC Primer: Punniest of Show: 2002 Jim Ertner Jim Ertner and Tiff Wimberly tied for Punniest of show, each receiving 4 scores of 9 for a 36 total. The audience...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-05-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS & RIDDLES On May 4th every year, it is true What some Star Wars fans often will...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-05-08 PUNS What's the difference between Mormons and Muslims? Mormons want their 72 virgins now! I always prayed before my trigonometry...
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in...
Tex-Mexistentialism O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships Punniest of show: Steve Brooks I don't know the year but this could win in almost every year: ...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-06-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What does a well behaved lamb say to his mother? Thank ewe What was the pen name of...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-06-08 PUNS The little kid danced on the jar of jam because the top said, "Twist to open." Why is a fish different from a Flamenco dancer? ...
From: PUNY <puny@yahoogroups.com> Dropped Calls Workers in rough occupations Drop their phones on some occasions Though it's scratched Calls can be patched ...
A Spicy Revival: Punniest of Show 1995: Lee Jackson The 1995 Pun-Off Punniest of show, Lee Jackson, presented this routine: Welcome, friends! Welcome to this...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-07-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot's faster. You can catch cold. What vegetable should...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-07-08 PUNS It's been said that anyone can become president of the United States. Jefferson did it. Nixon did it. Truman did it. Apparently...
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark...
The Best Medicine: 2004 Winner Punniest of Show: Ben Glazer Judges gave Ben Glazer and Gita Mani each 39 out of a possible 40 points for Punniest of Show. Ben...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-08-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why can't a girl ask for help from her brother? He can't be a brother and assist her,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-08-08 PUNS Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model ...
The Okra Show: 2004 Punniest of Show 2nd place: Gita Mani & Archana Sinharah Ben Glazer and the team of Gita Mani and Archana Sinharah were tied for first...
